Gesture of Lurve

[Hermux-Tantamoq]

Has your cheek ever tasted a ripe, crisp and juicy slap from a member of the populace titled "Opposite Sex"?

STORYPLZ.

In case your cheek is a slap virgin, MAKE UP A STORYPLZ.

[phil19]

one time this girl i used to work with broke up with her boyfreind. me and her always used to give each other shit all the time and no matter what i ever said, no matter how nasty or mean it was it wouldnt effect her. anyways she was giving me shit about how my girlfriend was hitting on other guys and all i said was at least im not all alone. she slapped me, in the store, and then ran out the back crying her lil eys out.
not the greatest story ever told, but still a story nonetheless

[DannySniper]

Has your cheek ever tasted a ripe, crisp and juicy slap from a member of the populace titled "Opposite Sex"?

STORYPLZ.

In case your cheek is a slap virgin, MAKE UP A STORYPLZ.

You're the reason I came back to this site.

[jagermeister]

Once a dude slapped me at a bar on new years because my girlfriend was crying over something that I didn't even do.

[Trioxide]

My ex boyfriend slapped me across the face once just before we were meant to meet some friends, i had to face all of my friends with cried out eyes and a huge hand print on my face. The next fight we had i backhanded him so hard one of my rings almost ripped his face open. i wish i had ripped his stupid face open.

[caress me down]

The only time I ever slapped anyone was because I beat my boyfriend (not my boyfriend at the time) in a game of beer pong. I kind of slapped him with the heel of my hand by accident and it was more of jaw-punch. Whoops

[bigblue2015]

Once a dude slapped me at a bar on new years because my girlfriend was crying over something that I didn't even do.

hahah Did he challenge you to a duel immediately after?

[Meenaghey Aym]

My ex boyfriend slapped me across the face once just before we were meant to meet some friends, i had to face all of my friends with cried out eyes and a huge hand print on my face. The next fight we had i backhanded him so hard one of my rings almost ripped his face open. i wish i had ripped his stupid face open.


LMAO!! thats awesome! yea rip his stupid face open! lol oh gad that was funny i needed that.

[ablueskytragedy]

I grabbed a girl's butt who I thought was my girlfriend. Wasn't.

[denissuxx]

Told this drunk girl to shut the fuck up, got punched in the face, got up, called her a 'schitzo', walked away, she followed me, pushed me (which resulted in my spilling 1 litre of this red vodka kinda thing all over the floor)

She apologized later on

[kianacarly]

My friend jokingly slapped me once (it hurt like hell though), so I slapped her back. So she slapped me back, then I slapped her again, and so on. It actually got pretty heated even though it started out friendly. That's my lame slapping story.

Oh, and once one of my friends told me to slap her as hard as I could because she thought I was too weak to actually hurt her. Proved that bitch wrong...

[more heart]

Wuh?

[Trioxide]

My friend jokingly slapped me once (it hurt like hell though), so I slapped her back. So she slapped me back, then I slapped her again, and so on. It actually got pretty heated even though it started out friendly. That's my lame slapping story.

Oh, and once one of my friends told me to slap her as hard as I could because she thought I was too weak to actually hurt her. Proved that bitch wrong...


HAHA!

that just brought back memories of when i was 16 drinking with some mates.

my friend: I'm so drunk i cant feel my face!
me: *SLAP* How about now?
my friend: no
me: *SLAAAAP* Now?
... and so on for about 5 more slaps.

[fadedmemories]

lol wut @ op. What the fuck?

[showbiz]

best.thread.ever.