Who Did You Fuck Over Spring Break, You Whore? (Official Thread)

[thespearkid]

Because I somehow got roped into going to a beach house filled with unattractive Christians, I live vicariously through everyone else's spring break hookups. Go.

[Smeee]

I'm English, thus the only knowledge I have of Spring Break is provided by American Pie 2.

Is that anything like what actually happens?

[thespearkid]

I'm English, thus the only knowledge I have of Spring Break is provided by American Pie 2.

Is that anything like what actually happens?
Depends. I spent the week at a beach house in Emerald Island with nine other people and a nearly unlimited amount of beer and pot (which I really really wanted to smoke but abstained thanks to a bad trip a few weeks ago). We got drunk, watched movies, played XBOX, and hung out in the hot tub a lot. In sunnier states, they have pretty huge beach parties where slutty drunk chicks with low self-esteem will often flash their titties and use the cheers from the crowd to validate their bland existences. It's fun stuff.

[YellowNovember]

I'm English, thus the only knowledge I have of Spring Break is provided by American Pie 2.

Is that anything like what actually happens?

yes

[NEP633]

my girlfriend.

[thespearkid]

my girlfriend.
Doesn't count.

[ReadyForAction]

Doesn't count.
His girlfriend

[thespearkid]

His girlfriend
Counts. With bonus points, in fact.

[NEP633]

His girlfriend

lol

[nashiscash1324]

driving down to mexico tonight. we'll see how it goes! wish me luck haha

[more heart]

This could be very interesting

[TMartin442]

My Spring Break starts Thursday after I get fucked by my dynamics exam. Does that count? Because dynamics is a bitch.

[ablueskytragedy]

My spring break starts April 10th. Then again, I'm in high school. When/if I get laid I'll bump this thread. Deal?

[Burn That Shit]

He shot a nasty look sideways at Harry, whose untidy hair had always been a source of great annoyance to Uncle Vernon. Compared to the man on the television, however, whose gaunt face was surrounded by a matted, elbow-length tangle, Harry felt very well groomed indeed.

The reporter had reappeared.

"The Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries will announce today --"

"Hang on!" barked Uncle Vernon, staring furiously at the reporter. "You didn't tell us where that maniac's escaped from! What use is that? Lunatic could be coming up the street right now!"

Aunt Petunia, who was bony and horse-faced, whipped around and peered intently out of the kitchen window. Harry knew Aunt Petunia would simply love to be the one to call the hotline number. She was the nosiest woman in the world and spent most of her life spying on the boring, law-abiding neighbors.

"When will they learn," said Uncle Vernon, pounding the table with his large purple fist, "that hanging's the only way to deal with these people?"

"Very true," said Aunt Petunia, who was still squinting into next door's runner beans.

[spansen]

this thread brings the lolz.

[live.]

J-i-l-l

[fadedmemories]

:popcorn:

[TheHoldSteady]

He shot a nasty look sideways at Harry, whose untidy hair had always been a source of great annoyance to Uncle Vernon. Compared to the man on the television, however, whose gaunt face was surrounded by a matted, elbow-length tangle, Harry felt very well groomed indeed.

The reporter had reappeared.

"The Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries will announce today --"

"Hang on!" barked Uncle Vernon, staring furiously at the reporter. "You didn't tell us where that maniac's escaped from! What use is that? Lunatic could be coming up the street right now!"

Aunt Petunia, who was bony and horse-faced, whipped around and peered intently out of the kitchen window. Harry knew Aunt Petunia would simply love to be the one to call the hotline number. She was the nosiest woman in the world and spent most of her life spying on the boring, law-abiding neighbors.

"When will they learn," said Uncle Vernon, pounding the table with his large purple fist, "that hanging's the only way to deal with these people?"

"Very true," said Aunt Petunia, who was still squinting into next door's runner beans.
You fucked Harry Potter?

[Chancetobe]

I don't have Spring Break til' April. But, I have a whole month, so we'll see. haha.

[JJJ]

fat chick.

[anamericangod]

Where is Chris Fallon when you need him?

[kemichels]

fleshlight.

[raychull]

no idea what i'm doing. I might wind up spending time at my mom's work.

[&IllBeTheReason]

His girlfriend
hahaa I love you

And I will be celebrating spring break with a chaste visit to Disney World.

[bigblue2015]

Heading to Florida in 6 hours, where I will undoubtedly hook up with my girlfriend.

[billyboatkid]

My girlfriend!!!

Woot woot!! Good times. haha

[ReadyForAction]

Counts. With bonus points, in fact.

lol

hahaa I love you.
:beerbros:

[Kassie09]

Fornicators

[Smash Adams]

Fornicators
Emo Fornicator

[insideabox]

No one...so ronery ;_;

[Kassie09]

Emo Fornicator

I am not emo nor am I a fornicator.

[Smash Adams]

I am not emo nor am I a fornicator.
You are not a liar nor are you a liar.
Actually that statement I just made was a lie

[Kassie09]

You are not a liar nor are you a liar.
Actually that statement I just made was a lie

I only speak the truth.

[ship of fools]

my left hand. it was crazy.

[SonEric84]

no idea what i'm doing. I might wind up spending time at my mom's work.



It's not about what you're doing, it's about who you're doing.

[robat19]

fleshlight.
lol

[fadedmemories]

my left hand. it was crazy.
Is your left hand any good in bed?

[PardonMyFreedom]

It's not about what you're doing, it's about who you're doing.

I lol'd. hard. when I saw "mom", I thought something was up... but now I actually read the post.

[deathinkosovo]

I fucked myself by forgetting my key to my apartment at home. I had to sleep on my friends' couch last night. So uncomfortable.

[Trioxide]

He shot a nasty look sideways at Harry, whose untidy hair had always been a source of great annoyance to Uncle Vernon. Compared to the man on the television, however, whose gaunt face was surrounded by a matted, elbow-length tangle, Harry felt very well groomed indeed.

The reporter had reappeared.

"The Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries will announce today --"

"Hang on!" barked Uncle Vernon, staring furiously at the reporter. "You didn't tell us where that maniac's escaped from! What use is that? Lunatic could be coming up the street right now!"

Aunt Petunia, who was bony and horse-faced, whipped around and peered intently out of the kitchen window. Harry knew Aunt Petunia would simply love to be the one to call the hotline number. She was the nosiest woman in the world and spent most of her life spying on the boring, law-abiding neighbors.

"When will they learn," said Uncle Vernon, pounding the table with his large purple fist, "that hanging's the only way to deal with these people?"

"Very true," said Aunt Petunia, who was still squinting into next door's runner beans.


HAHAH! That was so random.

[Gumbyjag]

my girlfriend was bleeding during spring break.... :shrug:

[killerswells]

my girlfriend was bleeding during spring break.... :shrug:

jesus must hate you


my friends came to visit me while they are on spring break, and i hooked up with some german chick who doesnt speak english...does that count?

[raychull]

It's not about what you're doing, it's about who you're doing.
yeah. i realized that after the fact, ahah.

[SonEric84]

yeah. i realized that after the fact, ahah.


haha I wasn't criticizing by any means, your idea is better.

[LaDiabla]

jesus must hate you


my friends came to visit me while they are on spring break, and i hooked up with some german chick who doesnt speak english...does that count?

spring break isn't for a couple of weeks in Germany :D
But I hope I'll hook-up with some random guys..

[raychull]

haha I wasn't criticizing by any means, your idea is better.
:shrug:

[MarsEatWorld]

I went to Florida. No fucking though.

[killerswells]

spring break isn't for a couple of weeks in Germany :D
But I hope I'll hook-up with some random guys..

i like the way you think dear...

[Duexy]

whats spring break =\

[fadedmemories]

whats spring break =\
I have no idea ;-)

[Roboman]

my friends came to visit me while they are on spring break, and i hooked up with some german chick who doesnt speak english...does that count?

spring break isn't for a couple of weeks in Germany :D
But I hope I'll hook-up with some random guys..

Hooray, other Germans/people currently in Germany!

And I haven't hooked up with anyone (ever), but I did kiss a girl for the first time in 2.75 years early Monday morning...and then she went off to Paris and won't be back in Munich for a few weeks :(.

[walking_by91]

He shot a nasty look sideways at Harry, whose untidy hair had always been a source of great annoyance to Uncle Vernon. Compared to the man on the television, however, whose gaunt face was surrounded by a matted, elbow-length tangle, Harry felt very well groomed indeed.

The reporter had reappeared.

"The Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries will announce today --"

"Hang on!" barked Uncle Vernon, staring furiously at the reporter. "You didn't tell us where that maniac's escaped from! What use is that? Lunatic could be coming up the street right now!"

Aunt Petunia, who was bony and horse-faced, whipped around and peered intently out of the kitchen window. Harry knew Aunt Petunia would simply love to be the one to call the hotline number. She was the nosiest woman in the world and spent most of her life spying on the boring, law-abiding neighbors.

"When will they learn," said Uncle Vernon, pounding the table with his large purple fist, "that hanging's the only way to deal with these people?"

"Very true," said Aunt Petunia, who was still squinting into next door's runner beans.
Hahahaha holy shit, I seriously lol'ed at this for quite some time... So who did you fuck, horse-faced Aunt Petunia?

[LaDiabla]

i like the way you think dear...

;-)

[timothyonfire]

Me: nobody.

My girlfriend: Some Steve kid.

Heyoo. :(

[4N6 science]

I didn't hook up with anybody though I got an offer from some really drunk girls from Michigan. I stayed faithful to my girlfriend who was very far away from me this past spring break.

[4N6 science]

I went to Florida. No fucking though.

I could've have picked you up. I saw 12309420384023984209384 softball girls in and around Orlando. I was looking for you but never saw you.

[MarsEatWorld]

I could've have picked you up. I saw 12309420384023984209384 softball girls in and around Orlando. I was looking for you but never saw you.
You could've called!!

[MarsEatWorld]

Me: nobody.

My girlfriend: Some Steve kid.

Heyoo. :(
that fuckin SUCKS

[thespearkid]

I could've have picked you up. I saw 12309420384023984209384 softball girls in and around Orlando. I was looking for you but never saw you.

You could've called!!
Soon followed by...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/TheCourtness/ChrisHanson.jpg

[SonEric84]

I went to Florida. No fucking though.



Well damn! That must have been like no vacation at all!

[MarsEatWorld]

Soon followed by...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/TheCourtness/ChrisHanson.jpg
more like hanging out with a super chill guy...

[MarsEatWorld]

Well damn! That must have been like no vacation at all!
Nope. Still super stressed... want to relieve my stress?

[SonEric84]

Nope. Still super stressed... want to relieve my stress?



hahaha And by relieve your stress you mean sit down to a nice game of monopoly, right?

[MarsEatWorld]

hahaha And by relieve your stress you mean sit down to a nice game of monopoly, right?
Sort of... I was thinking something more on the lines of Clue.

[SonEric84]

Sort of... I was thinking something more on the lines of Clue.


As in...I should get one? haha

[MarsEatWorld]

As in...I should get one? haha
No as in Colonel Mustard.
bat signal to Spansen

[ohheroine]

hooked up with my boyfriend that i am in a serious relationship with.
woo sb 09

[lovely864md]

My spring break isn't for 4 and half weeks and my only prospects are a virgin, a boy whose level of awkwardness is exceeded only by mine, and the kid who sits behind me in pre-calc.

But my life is random so whatever.

[Bunnies]

No one has said Your Mom yet?

[lolwut1337]

No one has said Your Mom yet?

your icon.

[Smeee]

No one has said Your Mom yet?

Your mum.

[4N6 science]

You could've called!!

I know, I was drunk most of the time or by the pool.

[MarsEatWorld]

I know, I was drunk most of the time or by the pool.
Ah. Well I had fun :]

[4N6 science]

Ah. Well I had fun :]

What did you do? huh huh????????

[MarsEatWorld]

What did you do? huh huh????????
Played softball?
Met a sweet guy? haha

[spriltsc]

epic

[4N6 science]

Played softball?
Met a sweet guy? haha

OhhH woah there a sweet guy?!?! what happened there?

[robat19]

yes. siesta key 06 i went with 8 buddies. 33% came home with STD's. we drank an incredible amount of alcohol and made many bad decisions.

also these kids are a year younger than me that i played football with. drugs and booz = good times

http://www.etruth.com/Know/News/Story.aspx?ID=446959

STDs. Cool.

[MarsEatWorld]

OhhH woah there a sweet guy?!?! what happened there?
Nothing it was more of a romantic spring break fling or at least i hoped it would end when he left because now I realllllllllllllly miss him =[ and it sucks

[4N6 science]

Nothing it was more of a romantic spring break fling or at least i hoped it would end when he left because now I realllllllllllllly miss him =[ and it sucks

That's cute...Do you still talk with him?

[MarsEatWorld]

That's cute...Do you still talk with him?
yeah =[
wish I didn't though..
and by nothing I meant he held my hand everywhere, we cuddled and kissed but nothing past that :P

[Deathofarobot]

Gabe Saporta.

[4N6 science]

yeah =[
wish I didn't though..
and by nothing I meant he held my hand everywhere, we cuddled and kissed but nothing past that :P

I see...that's super cute.

[MarsEatWorld]

I see...that's super cute.
:nod:

[4N6 science]

:nod:

i see that you're inching closer and closer to 10k.

[MarsEatWorld]

i see that you're inching closer and closer to 10k.
Haha that is what march madness has done to me..

[4N6 science]

Haha that is what march madness has done to me..

Yeah...Who do you having winning the whole thing?

[MarsEatWorld]

Yeah...Who do you having winning the whole thing?
:puke:carolina

[Mibabalou]

i hooked up with steve nash

[bassdrummer2333]

Depends. I spent the week at a beach house in Emerald Island with nine other people and a nearly unlimited amount of beer and pot (which I really really wanted to smoke but abstained thanks to a bad trip a few weeks ago). We got drunk, watched movies, played XBOX, and hung out in the hot tub a lot. In sunnier states, they have pretty huge beach parties where slutty drunk chicks with low self-esteem will often flash their titties and use the cheers from the crowd to validate their bland existences. It's fun stuff.

I love this post.

[k1guitar]

late night in nyc, you see that axe comercial with the dude with the horse mask? yea.........
end of the story, i wound up with a easter bunny mask on, getting a bj from some readhead dressed in a toga....

[mattmatumbo]

I'm English, thus the only knowledge I have of Spring Break is provided by American Pie 2.

Is that anything like what actually happens?

Haha, hell yes!

[trappedintime]

I went to Florida. No fucking though.

Your loss. I offered. ;-)

[xica_sp4ever]

Your loss. I offered. ;-)

I'll accept.
:slut:
lol.

[trappedintime]

I'll accept.
:slut:
lol.

Your place or mine?

[xica_sp4ever]

Your place or mine?

One of the cafeteria tables.

[trappedintime]

One of the cafeteria tables.

You're really kinky. :-p

[xica_sp4ever]

You're really kinky. :-p

Only with you babeh.
:rape:

[trappedintime]

Only with you babeh.
:rape:

:fuck:

[xica_sp4ever]

:fuck:

:jawdrop:

[MarsEatWorld]

Your loss. I offered. ;-)
Hahaha.

[trappedintime]

Hahaha.

I hope you've been good. I haven't seen you around. Where you been?

[mmmmmpoetry]

Haven't got any since Febuary >;/

[MarsEatWorld]

I hope you've been good. I haven't seen you around. Where you been?
Sooo busy.
I am on crutches too because of a sprain in my foot and yeahhh I also bruised all my tarsals and a meta tarsal..woooo

[stayforawhile]

My friend fucked her/my best friend's brother.

[HelpMeSleep]

nice thread.

[takemyhand]

no one. boo.

[thesafeword]

I could've helped you.

[circatbs]

i went to a BrokeNCYDE show and one of the dudes brought me backstage and gave me a nice little present

[takemyhand]

haha.

[chochobonewagon]

hahaa I love you

And I will be celebrating spring break with a chaste visit to Disney World.

best spring break ever!! haha