That's One Sticky Situation

[Jared Kaufman]

Be careful next time you use a public restroom (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html).

[Katie Schmitz]

"They left me there to rot" ... omg, let's be a little more dramatic. I actually hope he loses this case. It's too funny to take seriously in court :)

[TheByrus]

when that guy got to the hospital, i bet he was GLUED to the tv.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahaha

[DeathCabForCoon]

I wonder if he actually took the time to take a dump before calling for help? I would, everything else can wait when you gotta pay the bills.

[Tony]

What fucking fool doesn't triple-check a public toilet before sitting on it!? This guy deserves what he got!

[TMartin442]

"They left me there to rot"
saw III

but every article ive read today has involved denver

[NameTaken69]

hahahaha, thats fucking great, i mean it would be hard for me to take someone seriously if they were glued to a toilet seat. I dont get how you dont see glue all over a toilet seat, maybe im the only one who checks where im putting my ass

[YellowNovember]

i kinda hope he wins bc then that means im going to get some easy money

[fallingapart101]

I remember in middle school when a bunch of people put krazy glue a teacher's set. When sh got up her dress ripped, boy did she get mad. Sorry just remembering the old days.

[nufan475]

he's probably a bit special
What fucking fool doesn't triple-check a public toilet before sitting on it!? This guy deserves what he got!

[countingstars]

This is truly ridiculous. Get over it you fool!

[Everiggs]

This man needs to cherish his wonderful experience.

[Bobcat46308]

"They left me there to rot" ... omg, let's be a little more dramatic. I actually hope he loses this case. It's too funny to take seriously in court :)
haha, it was only 15 MINUTES!!

[actionandaction]

saw III
hahaha, classic.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Hahaha.

[robhimself]

i kinda hope he wins bc then that means im going to get some easy money

i was thinking that same thing. but seriously, everyone here atleast takes toilet paper and wipes the seat before they sit right? i hope no one just plants that ass right down on the seat without thinking about it.

could you imagine if he really did get left there to rot and like in a week or two they found him dead stuck to the toilet....

[leika]

Doesn't anyone double or triple layer public toilet seats anymore? Goshhh.

[Katie Schmitz]

haha, it was only 15 MINUTES!!

haha, i know!! that's what made his statement all the more ridiculous

[thedudeabides]

I smell Daily Show fodder.

[JarettEast]

That is why you either put toilet paper or a seat cover down first or you just hold it in!

[dtr1484]

damned kids! haha, fuckin idiot

[Katie Schmitz]

I smell Daily Show fodder.
Anyone seen the Colbert Report?

The new enemy: TOILET SEATS!! OMGzzzzzzzzzZzz!

[DroppedUrPocket]

Anyone seen the Colbert Report?

The new enemy: TOILET SEATS!! OMGzzzzzzzzzZzz!

I wanna be on you.

[Katie Schmitz]

I wanna be on you.

Can you be here in 10 minutes? I'm all ready to go ;)

:fuck:

[DroppedUrPocket]

Hubba hubba.

[Katie Schmitz]

Hubba hubba.

Pretty much ... ;)

[bung]

huzzah!

[Katie Schmitz]

That guys ass is gonna be all sorts of fucked up now.

[DroppedUrPocket]

Mmmm delicious raw ass.

[CrenshawKiss714]

See this gets me mad, I hate people who waste tax payers money to make a quick buck. I hope Home Depots lawyers rip him a new asshole. I could see if he was there for more then an hour but 15 minutes and to use the words "rot" People underestimate the old people he probably glued himself.

[Valued at Zero]

silly people...

[xearlynovemberx]

thats prob the best thing i have ever ever evere evre heard omg

[blender]

i love how the paramedics had to unbolt the seat at a HOME DEPOT

[YellowNovember]

i love how the paramedics had to unbolt the seat at a HOME DEPOT
HAHAHAHAHA

[resUrectMe617]

that STINKS. hahahahaha. what a jokester.

[CdMBoarder]

thats some funny shit

[grimis16]

haha thats like 4 miles away from where i go to school! Wooo hooooo, go pranksters!

[mylkhead]

oh mean what a story

[SicTrnsitGloria]

i was thinking that same thing. but seriously, everyone here atleast takes toilet paper and wipes the seat before they sit right? i hope no one just plants that ass right down on the seat without thinking about it.

could you imagine if he really did get left there to rot and like in a week or two they found him dead stuck to the toilet....
hahahaha

[GAD_guy]

i guess the real question is who the fuck sits directly on a public toilet seat? ughhhh

[CorporateFish]

What a little bitch..10 points to the guy with the glue..

[TonyJ]

if i was in a public restroom and heard someone screaming for help from inside a stall i'd think it was a rapist and run.

[Ms.Jinx22]

Why would he sit on the toilet sit first of all and if he had to really sit on it wouldn't he a) wipe it, b) put a seat cover on it or c) do toilet paper nesting. I hope the court laughs in his face I wouldn't have taken him seriously either.

[mondeoman]

Only in Colorado. That state has the stupidest people on Earth, I swear.

[mybreakingpoint]

hahahaha that's amazing

speaking of morons doing stupid things in bathrooms:
we've been on lockdown at school since wednesday because first someone wrote "shootins--tomorrow--lunch" on the bathroom wall, and the next day someone else wrote-in the exact same place--"bombing--tomorrow--1:00"--so now they have all the bathrooms deadbolted and we have to have escorts to every class, we can't go outside AT ALL, we can't leave the classroom at all (not even in academic seminar), and they've brought in dogs and searched our lockers daily (also taking the oppurtunity o take away any MP3 players and cell phones they find since those are against school policy)

so thanks to moron's in bathrooms, i've had a pretty shitty week :D

[Frequency]

Gross.

[adozenroses]

What fucking fool doesn't triple-check a public toilet before sitting on it!? This guy deserves what he got!
yeah true that, you always check a public toilet like a thousand times before using it