What's With People Wanting To Glue Body Parts?

[Jared Kaufman]

Not only do you have to be careful when you use a public restroom (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=94259), now you have to be careful around your girlfriend (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/04/genitals.suit.ap/index.html).

[aminorthreat55]

Who do you think you are? Bopst?


Don't worry Jared, I still love you.

[sean omerta]

i'll be on the look out.

[fallingapart101]

Isn't that where Juliana Theory is from. Seriously though if my girlfriend did that to me, I would punch her in the face. I'm not violent but no you don't do that.

[CT-Tim]

Ouch, that's just... ouch.

The attorney said it was a consensual? What kind of guy would agree to having his butt superglued together? Not to mention the other side of the forest...

[IcedOpethBlind]

its a cost effective way to really piss people off.

[DeathCabForCoon]

kinky:D

[lostntheseethru]

haha they were talking about this on the radio here yesterday. it cracks me up. even more so that she was arrested for it

[TJ.Wells]

I saw that on the View (it was on when I got my oil changed, shut up)...that's hilarious...and of course those stupid View bitches were like "Well he deserved it I bet."

[IcedOpethBlind]

haha they were talking about this on the radio here yesterday. it cracks me up. even more so that she was arrested for it

no pun intended i presume.

[lostntheseethru]

I saw that on the View (it was on when I got my oil changed, shut up)...that's hilarious...and of course those stupid View bitches were like "Well he deserved it I bet."


haha, if i thought i was wronged by my boyfriend, id get him back too. i probably wouldnt go that far but you never know what "love" will make you do. he probably did deserve payback but this was going waaay too far.

no pun intended i presume.


hahahaha no no pun intended

[Jared Kaufman]

haha, if i thought i was wronged by my boyfriend, id get him back too. i probably wouldnt go that far but you never know what "love" will make you do. he probably did deserve payback but this was going waaay too far.




hahahaha no no pun intended
So if you break up with a guy you'd totally understand if he glued your breasts together?

[lostntheseethru]

So if you break up with a guy you'd totally understand if he glued your breasts together?


no.....this is why i said she went too far... i said if i thought i was wronged by my boyfriend id want payback but i wouldnt go that far...i dont know what id do. but im just saying people can do some crazy things for love.

on that note, if someone were to glue my breasts together, it would be waaay less serious than in this situation...more damage could have come out of this situation on that guy than glued breasts...

[Jared Kaufman]

no.....this is why i said she went too far... i said if i thought i was wronged by my boyfriend id want payback but i wouldnt go that far...i dont know what id do. but im just saying people can do some crazy things for love.

on that note, if someone were to glue my breasts together, it would be waaay less serious than in this situation...more damage could have come out of this situation on that guy than glued breasts...
Haha. I know; I was just being ridiculous - it's Friday; have to entertain myself somehow and refrain from doing work.

[michaelwinters]

its good to see that people in pittsburgh still have their heads screwed on straight. Goddamn.

[lostntheseethru]

Haha. I know; I was just being ridiculous - it's Friday; have to entertain myself somehow and refrain from doing work.


haha i know how that goes.

im in a very weird mood today too. so its like everything i wanna say comes out really immature and im like "did i really just say that????"

[matt_rawlings]

Some guys pay twisted but good money for what the girlfriend did to that guy. And I'm betting 10-to-1 that they are all from Germany...no offence

[TranslateTheNam]

i like the last quote
"This is a case that should of been left in the bedroom"

[lostntheseethru]

Some guys pay twisted but good money for what the girlfriend did to that guy. And I'm betting 10-to-1 that they are all from Germany...no offence



hahahahahahahaha that is soooooo gross

[DroppedUrPocket]

Mmmmm glue-breasts.

[SLADE775]

When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish


hahahahahahaha this is great.

[DroppedUrPocket]

When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish


hahahahahahaha this is great.

lmao

Yes!

[SLADE775]

Mmmmm glue-breasts.
I'd find the girl and glue her vagina shut.

[DroppedUrPocket]

I'd find the girl and glue her vagina shut.

Or sew it shut.

So if you break up with a guy you'd totally understand if he glued your breasts together?

Perma-cleavage!

[lostntheseethru]

Or sew it shut.



Perma-cleavage!


HAHA super glue wouldnt make it perma-cleavage...maybe for like a day or so...plus like i said earlier it wouldnt be half as bad as what happend to that guy soooo it would be much easier to fix without much pain...

[Nigel]

gosh :shake:

[xHittheWallx]

i like how the defnese attourney says it was a "consensual act"

"Hey babe, would you do me a favor and glue my dick to my stomach, thatd be great thanks."

riiiiiiight

[lostntheseethru]

hahaha just thinking of it makes me sick haha. she definately was/is messed up....

[updownleftright]

no pun intended i presume.
haha whats the name of the site the comic in your signature comes from. i forgot..

[Brenna]

Only in Greensburg. Gotta love them.

[matt_rawlings]

He should have checked out American pie 2, a lovers guide of what to do if you get super glue on your shlong

[lostntheseethru]

i glued my fingers together once...not on purpose but i still mangaged to glue three of my fingers together.

[matt_rawlings]

I have glued my hand to a desk for shits and giggles before. Oh how I laughed...

...for about half an hour and then It kind of sucked and I got in detention.
However, the teacher didn't think to help me un-stick my hand. She just made me stay stuck to the desk after class for an hour. She then came and got the solvent that they use when nursery school kids do it and unstucked me. She was a total bitch.

Hot though.

I am legend

[Dob]

crazy bitch

you never mess with a guy's genitals....its just wrong

[lostntheseethru]

I have glued my hand to a desk for shits and giggles before. Oh how I laughed...

...for about half an hour and then It kind of sucked and I got in detention.
However, the teacher didn't think to help me un-stick my hand. She just made me stay stuck to the desk after class for an hour. She then came and got the solvent that they use when nursery school kids do it and unstucked me. She was a total bitch.

Hot though.

I am legend


HAHAHA super glue burns on your skin...it feels like it eating away your skin. it probably is eating away your skin. either way it hurts like a bitch

crazy bitch

you never mess with a guy's genitals....its just wrong


haha as wrong as i know she was....i can come right back at you and say never mess with a girls mind either. you'll end up with glued genitals

[matt_rawlings]

My hand looked like I had popped about 10 blisters on it.
My friends walked 10 feet behind me in the halls for about a week after.

[lostntheseethru]

i couldnt bend my fingers for like two weeks...it was bad

[Base3Studd]

i hope no girls in my city see this story

[Everiggs]

The lawyer's name was O'Toole. I like that the most.

[TJ.Wells]

Odd...that downtime was like exactly three hours.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

its good to see that people in pittsburgh still have their heads screwed on straight. Goddamn.
Don't you mean Glued on straight< HA HA,

... but seriously there should be a 3 to 5 day waiting period to buy glue

[QUOTE=DroppedUrPocket]Or sew it shut.


there are accutally some cultures that do that to women, and they can easily die from it.Seriously so you really shouldn't joke about it. As ridiculous as it is.

[lostntheseethru]

Don't you mean Glued on straight< HA HA,

... but seriously there should be a 3 to 5 day waiting period to buy glue

[QUOTE=DroppedUrPocket]Or sew it shut.


there are accutally some cultures that do that to women, and they can easily die from it.Seriously so you really shouldn't joke about it. As ridiculous as it is.


are you seriously gonna tell someone not to joke about something in a thread about a girl gluing a guys dick to his stomach?????

[desh412]

Ouch.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

ouch.

[Slovo]

i cant get my balls to touch my stomach...

damn my Asian-ness

[lostntheseethru]

i cant get my balls to touch my stomach...

damn my Asian-ness


hahahahaha

[CorporateFish]

Haha that sucks..

[BetsyXcore]

wasn't this a ron white joke?

*scratches stomach* "it still itches"

[duffe]

That's crazy.

[NameTaken69]

had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together
hahahaha

[weworemasks]

seriously

what a bitch