DanEmo pussy....

[DanEmo]

My hamster died today and it made me cry......:(

[Goober Snacks]

sorry to hear. ive had that happen too. Dont worry everything will be ok.

Just go out and find some hot babe.

[allelish]

pussy

[sleepygrlgreen]

my gold fish jumped out of the aquarium a few years back. i found poor goldy on the ground in the morning.... :*(

[wyverna]

My hamster once, uh, 'jumped' into a fire...

[boldt_action]

My hamster once, uh, 'jumped' into a fire...
you killed him you bastard

[wyverna]

you killed him you bastard

It was an accident! I'm sure he just wanted to see what would happen...

[allelish]

My hamster one 'jumped' into my microwave. Naturally, i hd no choice but to cook and consume him.

[boldt_action]

It was an accident! I'm sure he just wanted to see what would happen...
hmm...yes...a curious little fellow...a likely story

[wyverna]

My hamster one 'jumped' into my microwave. Naturally, i hd no choice but to cook and consume him.

Of course. And how did he taste?

[boldt_action]

My hamster one 'jumped' into my microwave. Naturally, i hd no choice but to cook and consume him.
naturally...

[wyverna]

hmm...yes...a curious little fellow...a likely story

It could happen.

I wasn't allowed another one after that :(

[allelish]

Of course. And how did he taste?
Like the semen i pumped him with an hour earlier.

[wyverna]

Like the semen i pumped him with an hour earlier.

That's one for the recipe book.

[boldt_action]

It could happen.

I wasn't allowed another one after that :(
i couldn't imagine why not

[wyverna]

i couldn't imagine why not

I know, I was quite confused myself.

[boldt_action]

Like the semen i pumped him with an hour earlier.
That's one for the recipe book.
haha.....seriously..is that really necessary?

[wyverna]

haha.....seriously..is that really necessary?

That's a question I think you need to ask yourself.

[reallygotta09]

hamsters are cuter than rats, i'm sorry

[boldt_action]

That's a question I think you need to ask yourself.
umm...alright..i did..and i got nothing

[wyverna]

umm...alright..i did..and i got nothing

Well tough, 'cause I don't know the answer either.

[boldt_action]

Well tough, 'cause I don't know the answer either.
i'm so confused:huh:

[allelish]

i'm so confused:huh:
To summarize, i fucked my hamster, cooked it and ate it.

[reallygotta09]

To summarize, i fucked my hamster, cooked it and ate it.



same thing you did to me

[wyverna]

To summarize, i fucked my hamster, cooked it and ate it.

To put it bluntly.

[boldt_action]

To summarize, i fucked my hamster, cooked it and ate it.
ahh..it's all so clear now...and how was it for you?

[allelish]

ahh..it's all so clear now...and how was it for you?
Slightly better than the dog.

It had nothing on the cat though. Aaaah, Mittens.

[reallygotta09]

hahahahaha

[wyverna]

Like the semen i pumped him with an hour earlier.

Wait - I just realized this... him?

[reallygotta09]

Wait - I just realized this... him?


hahahahahaha, this gets more funnier as it gets later

[boldt_action]

Wait - I just realized this... him? hmmm, there are unanswered questions here, and I for one want to know exactly what has been going on here

[allelish]

Wait - I just realized this... him?
yes...him. I attached a paper penis to him.

[reallygotta09]

yes...him. I attached a paper penis to him.



my stomach hurts from laughing now

[allelish]

my stomach hurts from laughing now
my hamster's was worse.

Except not from laughing.

It was because of my penis.

[reallygotta09]

my hamster's was worse.

Except not from laughing.

It was because of my penis.

hahahahaha, you shouldn't have been pushing so hard

[allelish]

hahahahaha, you shouldn't have been pushing so hard
I was fully erect. My penis was coming out of my hamster's mouth. It was a hamster kebab.

[wyverna]

I was fully erect. My penis was coming out of my hamster's mouth. It was a hamster kebab.

A sick sort of curiousity is compelling me to ask... pictures?

[boldt_action]

A sick sort of curiousity is compelling me to ask... pictures?
haha...yeah, cause that won't give you nightmares..

[allelish]

A sick sort of curiousity is compelling me to ask... pictures?
Ugh. You fucking sicko.

[boldt_action]

Ugh. You fucking sicko.
haha..yeah..thats private

[wyverna]

Ugh. You fucking sicko.

Haha. I know.

Also, I wanted to see your reaction. I hoped that you wouldn't take me seriously.

If you had... then yes, there would have been nightmares.

[reallygotta09]

I was fully erect. My penis was coming out of my hamster's mouth. It was a hamster kebab.



WOW, you had 5 lbs hanging off your penis and the hamster was dying...sad

[wyverna]

I think there was once a point to this thread, but it's now been lost amongst sick jokes and... yeah, more sick jokes.

[reallygotta09]

I think there was once a point to this thread, but it's now been lost amongst sick jokes and... yeah, more sick jokes.


woo sick jokes

[boldt_action]

i think it started with a hamster dying

[wyverna]

i think it started with a hamster dying

Yeah, and then we got onto the subject of how hamsters could die...

[boldt_action]

which is really an endless topic

[boldt_action]

speaking of animals dying have you seen those suicide bunny comics? i find them amusing

[reallygotta09]

it started with Francis's sick mind

[wyverna]

speaking of animals dying have you seen those suicide bunny comics? i find them amusing

No, I haven't, but the words 'suicide' and 'bunny' intrigue me...

[boldt_action]

No, I haven't, but the words 'suicide' and 'bunny' intrigue me...
here (http://hannes.domainplanet.at/fusi/BunnySuicide/Bunny%20suicides.html)....indulge

[wyverna]

here (http://hannes.domainplanet.at/fusi/BunnySuicide/Bunny%20suicides.html)....indulge

Oh wow, this will keep me amused for hours.

And I noticed there's no don't try this at home warning, either...

[boldt_action]

Oh wow, this will keep me amused for hours.

And I noticed there's no don't try this at home warning, either...
haha..yeah..some of them are so elaborate, they take like years of planning, thats what makes them so funny

[wyverna]

haha..yeah..some of them are so elaborate, they take like years of planning, thats what makes them so funny

It makes you wonder who comes up with this stuff.

Ah well, I've got to go now. See you all.

[boldt_action]

It makes you wonder who comes up with this stuff.

Ah well, I've got to go now. See you all.
later

[allelish]

It makes you wonder who comes up with this stuff.

me.

[A picasso blue]

here (http://hannes.domainplanet.at/fusi/BunnySuicide/Bunny%20suicides.html)....indulge
this one is the most clever, I find:

http://hannes.domainplanet.at/fusi/BunnySuicide/Bunny%20suicides_dateien/1_81.jpeg

[allelish]

later
You know 'Free love freeway'? Was that in the AMerican version of the office as well? Or did you get it from the original?

[gil_ag]

My hamster died today and it made me cry......:(

that's sad. lol my brother's hamsters always commit suicide. It's so funny, they choke themselves with the spinning wheel. hahahahahah

[Just Decent]

i'm sorry.

[save_me]

too bad.

its a fucking hamster, get over it. pussy.