NO FUCKING WAY [a florida panthers thread]

[onsundayshoes]

Dear Florida Panthers;

Three weeks ago you assholes were riding high, sitting pretty in fifth seat in the east... hell, you even kept jay bouwmeester when you could have easily traded him for a first rounder and a top 6 forward... you guys said you didn't want to break the team chemistry...

AND THEN YOU LOSE FIVE IN A ROW?!?!

...


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

here i am, sitting in ft. lauderdale getting excited for the first panthers playoff game in a decade... I WAS 11... and you have to go and kick the bucket with twelve games to go. Now I know you are not technically out of it... you are one point behind Montreal for eighth, and two behind New York for seventh... but you still gave up. Now instead of facing the Devils, or Flyers... you are going to have to face the Bruins... a team that is primed for the Stanley Cup. Even if you are lucky and make it to seventh you play Washington, and Alexander Ovechkin would put a prostitute to shame with the way he handles a stick.

I guess my point is... you screwed up, and please make the playoffs. Florida summer starts in April, and I would like to spend as much of that time as I can inside the Bank Atlantic centre watching you guys play.

Yours truly,
Kylewilliam Campol

[robat19]

i'm sorry.

[thesafeword]

Let's go Caps!

[we are cured]

uh, they won their last two and haven't lost 5 in row all season outside of that stretch at the end of october.

[xbrokendownx]

were they ever in 5th place? i dont think they were

[acfrue]

Maybe you guys should start throwing rats on the ice again...

[LastPlaceRocks]

At least the Panthers have Ballard locked up cheap for the next six years - he's such a stud - and an easy schedule towards the end of the season.

were they ever in 5th place? i dont think they were
They might have been right before the trade deadline as Florida was catching up with Montreal for that spot, but I think you're right.

Maybe you guys should start throwing rats on the ice again...
I hope that comes back when Florida makes the post-season again.

[onsundayshoes]

i understand they won two in a row, but previous to that they lost 4.

[Kaleidoscope]

failure.