My Webcam Girl

[ashmic]

I, from time to time, frequent the web cam chat scene where you can, for a small fee, engage a girl in a private chat and she will perform for you anything you request. It is pretty wild if you think about it. Anyway recently I was chatting to one of these online performers on yahoo and she had posted that she had a problem nobody wanted to help her with. I asked what the problem was and she said she needed money to buy electricity etc. I asked how much and she said $90. I said it was a bit steep to just be giving that kind of money away and she said she would do anything for me. :satan: I said ok, but as a sign of good faith she should take off her top ( which she did) and model in her panties for me. She did. I then took her details ( where to send the money) and I then told her to take off her panties, which she did, and model for me.

The point of the story was that I never did send her the money and I am feeling a bit lousy about this. Was I wrong to do this or did she get what she deserved? :-(

[kwsqd]

There was a time in my life, when I considered myself pathetic. But today... you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

[MattRM]

You're 35. Get a life.

[ashmic]

okay, how is that helpful or even constructive?

[ashmic]

There was a time in my life, when I considered myself pathetic. But today... you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but at your age, you didn't have much of a life and quite frankly I think you should still consider yourself pathetic, btw did you even read the thread?

[raychull]

The other day at school we had an assembly about people like you and situations like this.

Good luck.

[kwsqd]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but at your age, you didn't have much of a life and quite frankly I think you should still consider yourself pathetic, btw did you even read the thread?

You mention my age as a sign of my apparent lack of intellect/understanding, yet you can't construct a simple sentence without changing tenses.

[walking_by91]

There was a time in my life, when I considered myself pathetic. But today... you have proven me wrong. Thank you.
Hahhaha ahh I laughed so hard at that.
But yeah, that's pretty fucked up. How do you sleep at night?

[ashmic]

You mention my age as a sign of my apparent lack of intellect/understanding, yet you can't construct a simple sentence without changing tenses.

yes, and your point is..... ?

get off the drugs buddy, you make no sense at all, yet you feel as though you have worthwhile things to say. Do you even read your own responses? It is clear that you lack comprehension.

[MattRM]

Do you really expect to find any sympathy on here? Once again, you're 35 years old. If I'm lying to girls on webcams and then posting about it on message boards frequented by people much younger than me when I'm 35 years old, I think I'd maybe re-examine my life.

[raychull]

Do you really expect to find any sympathy on here? Once again, you're 35 years old. If I'm lying to girls on webcams and then posting about it on message boards frequented by people much younger than me when I'm 35 years old, I think I'd maybe re-examine my life.

excellent post.

[ashmic]

If you know anything about scams, then this was a scam. These girls do it on people all the time. I am talking about somebody who was on my yahoo contact list who I met through webcam site.

It is really strange that just because my age is posted, it becomes as issue. If my age showed as 22 then the response would have been very difficult which just goes to show how biased and judgmental your generation is and how you live a life that is filled with double-standards.

I read threads today on this site about who you would be gay for, and if you like your ass licked and how big your penis is and these topics are quite fine and interesting for everybody. My thread has number of issues in it that can be debated for hours and the only thing that gets fixated on is my age. Now how fickle isn't that?

[MattRM]

Ugh, go the fuck away, no one's going to agree with you on anything. Your age matters because you're acting like an immature little kid, which would be much more acceptable if you were in fact, an immature little kid. But you're not, you're twice the age of a lot of people on here, which means you should be smarter and have more experience in the real world than a lot of people on here, and you're not showing either of those to be true in any way, shape, or form.

You're acting like you're morally in the right because what, you scammed a scammer? Yeah, and I "live a life that is filled with double-standards."

And you know what the difference between your thread and the other threads you mentioned is? It's that they're meant in a joking manner, for laughs, for shits and giggles. Yours, on the other hand, seems to be completely serious, no?

[thespearkid]

If you know anything about scams, then this was a scam. These girls do it on people all the time. I am talking about somebody who was on my yahoo contact list who I met through webcam site.

It is really strange that just because my age is posted, it becomes as issue. If my age showed as 22 then the response would have been very difficult which just goes to show how biased and judgmental your generation is and how you live a life that is filled with double-standards.

I read threads today on this site about who you would be gay for, and if you like your ass licked and how big your penis is and these topics are quite fine and interesting for everybody. My thread has number of issues in it that can be debated for hours and the only thing that gets fixated on is my age. Now how fickle isn't that?

Dude, We Are Kids. You Are Not. You Should Know Better. Grow The Fuck Up.

[katiebaima]

Ugh, go the fuck away, no one's going to agree with you on anything. Your age matters because you're acting like an immature little kid, which would be much more acceptable if you were in fact, an immature little kid. But you're not, you're twice the age of a lot of people on here, which means you should be smarter and have more experience in the real world than a lot of people on here, and you're not showing either of those to be true in any way, shape, or form.

You're acting like you're morally in the right because what, you scammed a scammer? Yeah, and I "live a life that is filled with double-standards."

And you know what the difference between your thread and the other threads you mentioned is? It's that they're meant in a joking manner, for laughs, for shits and giggles. Yours, on the other hand, seems to be completely serious, no?

well said

[katiebaima]

if your post is about how morally conflicted you feel and then three replies down you get defensive about what a scammer she is then i'd say you aren't that morally conflicted at all. i hope this was constructive enough for you

[trappedintime]

It's funny how this guy took off his age.

[Apollo777]

well said

WTF. Am I reading the same thread. There ain't nobody answer the question on dis thread? You go Dude, fuck them all up I say.

[ashmic]

It's funny how this guy took off his age.

Duh!!!

[katiebaima]

WTF. Am I reading the same thread. There ain't nobody answer the question on dis thread? You go Dude, fuck them all up I say.

what

[MattRM]

WTF. Am I reading the same thread. There ain't nobody answer the question on dis thread? You go Dude, fuck them all up I say.
Poor grammar FTW! You go Mang, fuck all dem sentences up I say.

[ashmic]

if your post is about how morally conflicted you feel and then three replies down you get defensive about what a scammer she is then i'd say you aren't that morally conflicted at all. i hope this was constructive enough for you

brilliant! thanks. Finally a answer that makes sense.

[Apollo777]

There was a time in my life, when I considered myself pathetic. But today... you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

Dis joints I an racking make me feel like a smakin dis dude whois pathetic in his life, Homie you an A-hole, and dats how I roll.

[Charles777]

OP should hop off a bridge.

[igetmikey]

i love you all.

[Apollo777]

woah! dem was a gud shite! bongo, bongo! I am gonna jerk off to this thread now................................ ............................

[ashmic]

I have decided to send the girl $10. I am tired of people judging me.

[tottivillarossi]

I, from time to time, frequent the web cam chat scene where you can, for a small fee, engage a girl in a private chat and she will perform for you anything you request. It is pretty wild if you think about it. Anyway recently I was chatting to one of these online performers on yahoo and she had posted that she had a problem nobody wanted to help her with. I asked what the problem was and she said she needed money to buy electricity etc. I asked how much and she said $90. I said it was a bit steep to just be giving that kind of money away and she said she would do anything for me. :satan: I said ok, but as a sign of good faith she should take off her top ( which she did) and model in her panties for me. She did. I then took her details ( where to send the money) and I then told her to take off her panties, which she did, and model for me.

The point of the story was that I never did send her the money and I am feeling a bit lousy about this. Was I wrong to do this or did she get what she deserved? :-(
Her pimp is gonna come after you.

[ashmic]

Her pimp is gonna come after you.

Well from the way she looked, I think he already went after her! Going freelance is hard :(

[MattRM]

I have decided to send the girl $10. I am tired of people judging me.
Too late. Now we're judging you because you had to pay a girl to strip for you online. Life's a bitch.

[tottivillarossi]

I'd be quite surprised if she wasn't playing you tbh

[ashmic]

don't matter, at least it is better than paying the maid for a blow job.

[killerswells]

who here has ever, in their life, paid money to use a private webcam site with the hopes of seeing a chick naked?
no one? that's what i thought.

its called youporn buddy

seriously, coming on here and posting bullshit like that is like entering the ghetto lookin like this...

http://img229.exs.cx/img229/3315/wigger0ts.jpg

[ashmic]

hahaha, dude!

[thespearkid]

don't matter, at least it is better than paying the maid for a blow job.
Nope. They both make you equally pathetic.

[kwsqd]

Dis joints I an racking make me feel like a smakin dis dude whois pathetic in his life, Homie you an A-hole, and dats how I roll.

You don't roll anything. You're talking like a 4 year old on the internet.

[Kassie09]

Wow, that's really gross.

[ashmic]

Nope. They both make you equally pathetic.

never in history has getting a blow-job made you pathetic. In my experience, only a virgin would say something like that. Btw, if you have a webcam let me know.

[thespearkid]

never in history has getting a blow-job made you pathetic. In my experience, only a virgin would say something like that. Btw, if you have a webcam let me know.
It doesn't count if you have to pay for it, dude.

[SomedayTheFire]

never in history has getting a blow-job made you pathetic. In my experience, only a virgin would say something like that. Btw, if you have a webcam let me know.
Paying for a blowjob is pathetic.

[ashmic]

It doesn't count if you have to pay for it, dude.

Guess what, you always pay for it. One way or another. Wakeup! open your eyes a little wider, and take a good, long look at the world around you.

[thespearkid]

Guess what, you always pay for it. One way or another. Wakeup! open your eyes a little wider, and take a good, long look at the world around you.
Money for blowjob = pathetic no matter what way you try to spin it. Come on.

[ashmic]

ok, you entitled to your opinion. No blow jobs for you. So if I see a girl I like and ask her on a date, take her to MickeyD and a movie and later we kiss and she offers me a blow job, is that ok then ? Then would that make me pathetic? or will it make me a stud?

[Greek]

Dude, We Are Kids. You Are Not. You Should Know Better. Grow The Fuck Up.

I'm glad that as kids we're allowed to get away with capitalizing every word in a sentence.

To the OP, congratulations, you've accomplished a great deal in scamming a scammer.

[SomedayTheFire]

I'm glad that as kids we're allowed to get away with capitalizing every word in a sentence.

To the OP, congratulations, you've accomplished a great deal in scamming a scammer.
I would assume he was trying to use all capitals, which in turn made every word un-capitalised except for the first letter.

Edit: looks like I was wrong.

[thespearkid]

ok, you entitled to your opinion. No blow jobs for you. So if I see a girl I like and ask her on a date, take her to MickeyD and a movie and later we kiss and she offers me a blow job, is that ok then ? Then would that make me pathetic? or will it make me a stud?
There's no way you're 35. If you're still at such an infantile level that you can't understand the difference between a date and buying a prostitute, I'm not going to waste my time explaining it to you.

I'm glad that as kids we're allowed to get away with capitalizing every word in a sentence.

To the OP, congratulations, you've accomplished a great deal in scamming a scammer.
Posted that from my new phone. I'm not sure how to fix the caps thing yet haha.

[ashmic]

Just discovered this.... http://www.asiancammodels.com/model/41503/chat/free . There is a notice :> Please be advised that we have received complaints from members and guests that some models solicit pay for shows on Yahoo direct to the model or asking for money to start a studio, for a sick relative or any one of a number of reasons. Should you choose to act off the site and send money you do so entirely at your own risk and ACM, owners, management and staff are not responsible and are not in a position to help you recover funds or to punish any model involved. Please be careful!

Wow, there must really be a lot of pathetic people out there for a website to publish this notice on their site.

[ashmic]

[quote=thespearkid;39837752]There's no way you're 35. If you're still at such an infantile level that you can't understand the difference between a date and buying a prostitute, I'm not going to waste my time explaining it to you.


Buddy, you are an idealistic idiot. Not only that, you are fucking stupid. Both is in the form of prostitution. You think that if you on a date and you get a blow job it is for free? Add up how much you spend on dates then tell me it isn't prostitution.

[katiebaima]

ok, you entitled to your opinion. No blow jobs for you. So if I see a girl I like and ask her on a date, take her to MickeyD and a movie and later we kiss and she offers me a blow job, is that ok then ? Then would that make me pathetic? or will it make me a stud?

what kind of girl is going to blow you after you take her to mcdonalds on a date????

[ashmic]

what kind of girl is going to blow you after you take her to mcdonalds on a date????

dont forget the movie as well.

[tottivillarossi]

It doesn't count if you have to pay for it, dude.
What about hotel escorts?

[ashmic]

A bit pricey, but well worth the money.

[killerswells]

dude this guy can't be serious

[anthonydarko]

This thread is full of fail on the part the OP. Why don't you take that money, go to a strip club and actually have sex with a girl?

[Roboman]

Buddy, you are an idealistic idiot. Not only that, you are fucking stupid. Both is in the form of prostitution. You think that if you on a date and you get a blow job it is for free? Add up how much you spend on dates then tell me it isn't prostitution.

Yes, except you (hopefully) get emotional enjoyment out of dates and girlfriends too, not just physical pleasure, you dumb fuckstick. I can't believe you're honestly comparing going on dates to prostitution. Have you ever actually been on a date or been with a girl? I don't know whether to take any of your posts seriously, as there's just way too much stupidity contained within. If this is all a joke and you're just trying to play us...I'm pretty sure you're the only one laughing, "buddy".

[katiebaima]

[quote=thespearkid;39837752]There's no way you're 35. If you're still at such an infantile level that you can't understand the difference between a date and buying a prostitute, I'm not going to waste my time explaining it to you.


Buddy, you are an idealistic idiot. Not only that, you are fucking stupid. Both is in the form of prostitution. You think that if you on a date and you get a blow job it is for free? Add up how much you spend on dates then tell me it isn't prostitution.

in a real dating situation, i would wager that most (if not almost all) of the time a girl offers ANY sexual act it is because she likes you, wants to impress you, genuinely wants to make you feel stellar, etc. no girl would whore herself out for some french fries and two hours of watching something she could watch with her friends - mcdonalds + movie = $20 at most. when you pay a girl to blow you, SHE IS DOING IT FOR THE MONEY. this is now a total respect issue, how the fuck do you view women if you think dating a girl and prostitution are no different? maybe it's a societal barrier, but here if you take a girl on a date and consider it prostitution (and expect a blowjob after such a cheap date...) you are going to run into problems, unless you are soliciting unawares high school girls - and, by your comments in that homosexuality thread, apparently you are.

respecting women, not acting like a douche on a forum for users significantly younger than you and understanding that there is a difference between paying for chicks to blow/strip for you and actually dating a girl will get you much farther in life.

but if you want to act like a douche some more, i suggest redirecting yourself to 4chan. you will be among your brethren.

[thehereaway]

Buddy, you are an idealistic idiot. Not only that, you are fucking stupid. Both is in the form of prostitution. You think that if you on a date and you get a blow job it is for free? Add up how much you spend on dates then tell me it isn't prostitution.

Hahahahaha. I've been reading this thread from the beginning but this was too funny i had to post. Good one.

[tottivillarossi]

Yes, except you (hopefully) get emotional enjoyment out of dates and girlfriends too, not just physical pleasure, you dumb fuckstick. I can't believe you're honestly comparing going on dates to prostitution. Have you ever actually been on a date or been with a girl? I don't know whether to take any of your posts seriously, as there's just way too much stupidity contained within. If this is all a joke and you're just trying to play us...I'm pretty sure you're the only one laughing, "buddy".
Because in the history of dating, no lad has ever gone on a date to get laid. Not everyone is a good guy.



The culture in England is completely different, nobody dates. We have pound per pint nights and dark back alleyways.

[OldJersey]

I don't need to take girls on a date to get a beej from them. They come over, we watch a movie, then they s my d. No money spent at all.

[tottivillarossi]

I don't need to take girls on a date to get a beej from them. They come over, we watch a movie, then they s my d. No money spent at all.
Does the popcorn taste salty?

[ashmic]

Yes, except you (hopefully) get emotional enjoyment out of dates and girlfriends too, not just physical pleasure, you dumb fuckstick. I can't believe you're honestly comparing going on dates to prostitution. Have you ever actually been on a date or been with a girl? I don't know whether to take any of your posts seriously, as there's just way too much stupidity contained within. If this is all a joke and you're just trying to play us...I'm pretty sure you're the only one laughing, "buddy".

Actually if you follow the thread, the topic was whether paying for a blow-job was pathetic. I was just pointing out that going on a date and getting a blow-job was the same result as paying for a blow-job. You dont have to be good at maths to figure that out.

Can you please point out the stupidity as you so refer to my posts.

You are a bigger dumb fuckstick.

Obviously I have been on dates, how the fuck would I be able to make the comparisons if I didn't.

I wonder, who of the two of us have much more experience and knowledge in this regard, you fucking stupid retard????????

[katiebaima]

oh my god you can't be forreal hahahaha. bigger dumb fuckstick.

[tottivillarossi]

oh my god you can't be forreal hahahaha. bigger dumb fuckstick.
What is this 'fuckstick' I keep seeing? And where do I buy one?

[patpratt]

this was absolutely hilarious to read.

[katiebaima]

What is this 'fuckstick' I keep seeing? And where do I buy one?

i will send you one if you model for me on your webcam.

[AP_Punk]

lol

[BryterJonah]

okay, how is that helpful or even constructive?
See: the sentence you quoted.

[tottivillarossi]

i will send you one if you model for me on your webcam.
Of course, but for 30 quid. Y'see, I need to pay my phone bill.

[ashmic]

See: the sentence you quoted.

ok, fuckstick, what is your point...... Hahahaa

[BryterJonah]

I know just the place for a guy like you

lalala (http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html)
(http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html)

[ashmic]

I know just the place for a guy like you:D (http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html)
(http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html)


lmao... you cool dude, I was only playin.

[Sventhegreat]

My dad used to have one of those "fucksticks" when I was a kid. :rape:

[Charles777]

This is stupid beyond words.

Edit: Besides THESE words of course.

[ashmic]

This is stupid beyond words.

Edit: Besides THESE words of course.

but it is nice that you gave it a go.

[BryterJonah]

You just know OP masturbated to this chick at least once. He conned a girl and played with his 35 year old dick afterwards.

Ugh, soooo disturbing.

[tottivillarossi]

You just know OP masturbated to this chick at least once. He conned a girl and played with his 35 year old dick afterwards.

Ugh, soooo disturbing.
What are you thinking about older guys masturbating?

[ashmic]

You just know OP masturbated to this chick at least once. He conned a girl and played with his 35 year old dick afterwards.

Ugh, soooo disturbing.

at least I have a text book definition of a dick, what do you have?




answer = > tiny pencil-dick, Ugh, soooo disturbing.

[4N6 science]

You're a loser, because the only way you see naked chics is by scamming them on the internet.

[ashmic]

You're a loser, because the only way you see naked chics is by scamming them on the internet.

No, I also pay girls to fuck me or give me blow jobs and when I am in the mood, I give your mother a call.

just because you are such a asshole.

[BryterJonah]

at least I have a text book definition of a dick, what do you have?




Sir, you are the text book definition of a dick

BOOM ROASTED

What are you thinking about older guys masturbating?
Just putting emphasis on this aspect of the sad, sad story.

[thespearkid]

No, I also pay girls to fuck me or give me blow jobs and when I am in the mood, I give your mother a call.

just because you are such a asshole.
Reported as well.

[ashmic]

okay, I am outta here, nice fucking with you guys, we should do this again. Please do not respond to this post!

[MattRM]

I'm responding to your post.

[Charles777]

Sucessful troll is sucessful

[4N6 science]

Reported as well.

That takes care of that.

[tottivillarossi]

You're a loser, because the only way you see naked chics is by scamming them on the internet.
I have a peephole in to girls locker rooms, am I better or worse him?

[4N6 science]

I have a peephole in to girls locker rooms, am I better or worse him?

Better, because at least the girls are live action and not on a screen;-)

[thespearkid]

Sucessful troll is sucessful
AP is not fucking 4chan.

[Charles777]

AP is not fucking 4chan.
My bad

[4N6 science]

So many retards on AP.net these days.

What happened to people putting in a bit of effort and making a good fake account.

[killerswells]

:popcorn:

[4N6 science]

It's over, he left.

[thespearkid]

So many retards on AP.net these days.
I've spent most of the last few weeks in the writers forum. Even the members in their are shitty now so I came back to PL and I find Pee Wee Herman running around. Goddamn.

[BryterJonah]

:-| Yeah, and what does that make you?

[4N6 science]

I've spent most of the last few weeks in the writers forum. Even the members in their are shitty now so I came back to PL and I find Pee Wee Herman running around. Goddamn.

Yeah I wanted to start posting in here more and all I see is these threads from people with 3 posts about how shitty there relationship is/long distance relationships/ or some other topic that has been covered so much that there thread is unnecessary. This place sucks.

[bigblue2015]

never in history has getting a blow-job made you pathetic. In my experience, only a virgin would say something like that. Btw, if you have a webcam let me know.


Guess what, you always pay for it. One way or another. Wakeup! open your eyes a little wider, and take a good, long look at the world around you.

ok, you entitled to your opinion. No blow jobs for you. So if I see a girl I like and ask her on a date, take her to MickeyD and a movie and later we kiss and she offers me a blow job, is that ok then ? Then would that make me pathetic? or will it make me a stud?




Buddy, you are an idealistic idiot. Not only that, you are fucking stupid. Both is in the form of prostitution. You think that if you on a date and you get a blow job it is for free? Add up how much you spend on dates then tell me it isn't prostitution.

I tried to pick a quote that would successfully portray your immense stupidity and ignorance, and I ended up with 4. You need to do everyone a favor and get a life. The fact that you equate dating to prostitution makes you sound like a bitter 14 year-old who's pissed because he didn't get laid at the 7th grade dance. Grow the fuck up and get the fuck off the internet.

[kwsqd]

The sad thing is that general isn't much better.

[BryterJonah]

He'd be doing himself an even greater favor in losing a life altogether.

[Laural666]

Pathetic?

[limepomegranate]

you have to be pretty damn pathetic to do the whole web cam thing.

[tottivillarossi]

Pathetic?
I know you are but what am I


muahahahaha

[SomedayTheFire]

Not exactly my place to say, but PL has gotten so much worse over the past few months.

[preppyak]

Buddy, you are an idealistic idiot. Not only that, you are fucking stupid. Both is in the form of prostitution. You think that if you on a date and you get a blow job it is for free? Add up how much you spend on dates then tell me it isn't prostitution.
And they say chivalry and true love are dead

[desipunk7]

ok, you entitled to your opinion. No blow jobs for you. So if I see a girl I like and ask her on a date, take her to MickeyD and a movie and later we kiss and she offers me a blow job, is that ok then ? Then would that make me pathetic? or will it make me a stud?

1. You dont show the maturity of a 35 yr old.
2. What answer did you really expect?
3. You're trying to talk like you've seen it all, done it all. But my guess is you havent.
4. In response to taking a girl on a date comment: You're neither pathetic or a stud. That's how normal human beings get stuff done, atleast when they are sober anyway.
5. You trying to prove yourself right in this situation is just pathetic.
EDIT Just read the quote from the post above me(ashmic's comments).
6. Are you fucking serious man? Taking a girl out on a date and paying for her is nowhere close to prostitution. Please dont make me explain you that.

[.invisible ink.]

if that pic in your avatar is you, you're hot, you shouldn't have to pay for chicks to undress for you, seriously. If it's not you, and you're really ugly and the only way you're going to see a tit is by paying for it, well, then so be it, there are worse things you could be doing. BUT - don't send webcam chicks money, they're scammers. Even if she was being for real, it's not your place to pay her electricity, that's why you pay for her webcam service, she should be able to manage her money better. As for you promising to send the money, i'm pretty sure she isn't holding a grudge at this point. Just chill.

[anamericangod]

I can't believe a thread based on such a fucking ridiculous original post has gotten so many replies. Fucking weird.

[Dumpweed]

I want a McBlowJay

[SonEric84]

What a piece of shit.

[4N6 science]

Yeah he left...he's a 35 year old virgin.

[thesafeword]

She was trying to scam you by having you send money, you told her you would if she would do anything, she did it and you never sent her the money. Now her dangerous boss is going to come and kill you for cheating his system. Fucking hilarious.

[Charles777]

This thread ruined my day. That guy was a prick.

[Cheesus]

First of all, OP obviously has some strange sex addiction issues. If you read his "blog" he starts off with " I actually joined this forum because I was researching internet porn addiction and google led me here http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=950512 ." Not only that but 90% of his posts in other threads are sex related and simply weird as all fuck. Seriously.

Secondly, creeper.


Thirdly, I refuse to admit this man is real. If he is a troll, its all in good lulz. If not, I'm never visiting South Africa.

[ashmic]

First of all, OP obviously has some strange sex addiction issues. If you read his "blog" he starts off with " I actually joined this forum because I was researching internet porn addiction and google led me here http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=950512 ." Not only that but 90% of his posts in other threads are sex related and simply weird as all fuck. Seriously.

Secondly, creeper.


Thirdly, I refuse to admit this man is real. If he is a troll, its all in good lulz. If not, I'm never visiting South Africa.

oh, come on Cheesus, dont' be like that? I would love to have you visit our country. don't let me put you off,
BTW do you have a webcam?

[Cheesus]

oh, come on Cheesus, dont' be like that? I would love to have you visit our country. don't let me put you off,
BTW do you have a webcam?
nah dude i switched over to seeing people in real life a while ago

[ashmic]

Dude, I was fuckin joking with you. I dont seriously expect to look at you on a webcam. Jeez! We a bit slow aren't we?

[Cheesus]

Dude, I was fuckin joking with you. I dont seriously expect to look at you on a webcam. Jeez! We a bit slow aren't we?
no

[ashmic]

hahaha, I was just fuckin with you man! I knew you was only jokin, so was I :-)

[ashmic]

I dont want you to come to S.A.

[Cheesus]

orly

[ashmic]

poes

[Apollo777]

fuckin. i fuckin know i was fucking shooting back a fuckin joke to help keep the fucking jokes fuckin flowin'. guess im not the fucking slow fuckin one

No, really, you are the slow one.

[Cheesus]

No, really, you are the slow one.
lol you even made a 2nd account, bravo.

[xica_sp4ever]

There was a time in my life, when I considered myself pathetic. But today... you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

lol.

[Duexy]

i'd rather suck dick for free at an aids clinic than read past page three of this thread.

[Charles777]

i'd rather suck dick for free at an aids clinic than read past page three of this thread.
:-|

[Liz_who?]

Wow. That made me laugh

[tawtaw]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/randombrit/advicedog.png

[Charles777]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/randombrit/advicedog.png

Awesome

[Cheesus]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/randombrit/advicedog.png
Lol hillarious. I hope the OP got banned up the ass.

[kelevra]

I, from time to time, frequent the web cam chat scene where you can, for a small fee, engage a girl in a private chat and she will perform for you anything you request. It is pretty wild if you think about it. Anyway recently I was chatting to one of these online performers on yahoo and she had posted that she had a problem nobody wanted to help her with. I asked what the problem was and she said she needed money to buy electricity etc. I asked how much and she said $90. I said it was a bit steep to just be giving that kind of money away and she said she would do anything for me. :satan: I said ok, but as a sign of good faith she should take off her top ( which she did) and model in her panties for me. She did. I then took her details ( where to send the money) and I then told her to take off her panties, which she did, and model for me.

The point of the story was that I never did send her the money and I am feeling a bit lousy about this. Was I wrong to do this or did she get what she deserved? :-(
i pity your life.

[tawtaw]

It's more action than I've gotten in the last year.

[anamericangod]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/randombrit/advicedog.png

This is wonderful.

[Bingham88]

this thread is giving me endless amounts of entertainment. theres no way this dude is serious. if he is, hes a lonely ass guy.

There was a time in my life, when I considered myself pathetic. But today... you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

ahmen ive been feeling pathetic lately but this dude jsut picked me up casue ive never paid to see a girl naked its always been free :)

Money for blowjob = pathetic no matter what way you try to spin it. Come on.

totally your a werid friggin guy.

Buddy, you are an idealistic idiot. Not only that, you are fucking stupid. Both is in the form of prostitution. You think that if you on a date and you get a blow job it is for free? Add up how much you spend on dates then tell me it isn't prostitution.


your an idiot theres a huge difference between dateing an paying to see slutty ass hookers strip on the interent or to come over and give you head, for one you cant get arrested for taking your chick to olive garden.

tell me this the first time i got a bj from my girlfriend she paid for the date cause it was her turn. hows that pan out for dateing and prostitution being the same ya cook!

[BryterJonah]

:-( You don't need to rub your free BJs in my face.

[kemichels]

idik who you are but yur webcame girl is no thot as Lela Star. So fuck you, I am drunk,a nd I win at life. kbyechar

[Bingham88]

idik who you are but yur webcame girl is no thot as Lela Star. So fuck you, I am drunk,a nd I win at life. kbyechar

this guy wins cause he makes more sense then your crazy ass OP

[zion the lion]

I love how this guy tries to justify it by saying "she was trying to scam me first"...If he keeps going to these webcam girls and paying to see them do the nasty with themselves then he has no right to complain about getting scamed. But really, unless he has some weird fetish, why doesnt he just look at all the free porn all over the internet?

[BryterJonah]

OP banned, finally.

[kemichels]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. PROPOSTERUS!. I cna't spell. Can you get banne dfo rbeing drunk andbumping threads? this might be a problem..

[kemichels]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd86/randombrit/advicedog.png

I like this dog thing

[anamericangod]

There was a time in my life, when I considered myself pathetic. But today... you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

Sigged.

[zion the lion]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. PROPOSTERUS!. I cna't spell. Can you get banne dfo rbeing drunk andbumping threads? this might be a problem..

Maybe if I was drunk, or not on medication I would totally understand this. But I dont....and yes you can get banned up the ass for bumping all the threads while being drunk and not spelling things right.

[tawtaw]

What's the difference between being banned and being banned up the ass?

[zion the lion]

What's the difference between being banned and being banned up the ass?

Banned up the ass sucks a lot more for the person getting banned but its a lot more enjoyable for the person doing the banning (because everyone hates you more).

[alltimehoe93]

Laughing SO hard at this thread.
Was a webcam chick really necessary?

[zion the lion]

How can people tell when someone gets banned?

[anamericangod]

How can people tell when someone gets banned?

Their avatar goes away and their name is unbolded if they are prestigious.

[killerswells]

ahhhh finally banned.

That guy was fucking weird, I'm never going to south africa...

[Cheesus]

idik who you are but yur webcame girl is no thot as Lela Star. So fuck you, I am drunk,a nd I win at life. kbyechar
spankwire


...?

[kemichels]

Maybe if I was drunk, or not on medication I would totally understand this. But I dont....and yes you can get banned up the ass for bumping all the threads while being drunk and not spelling things right.


uh oh, not doing that one again, lol

[Fallinto_rhythm]

you're sick.

[kaycey]

I, from time to time, frequent the web cam chat scene where you can, for a small fee, engage a girl in a private chat and she will perform for you anything you request. It is pretty wild if you think about it. Anyway recently I was chatting to one of these online performers on yahoo and she had posted that she had a problem nobody wanted to help her with. I asked what the problem was and she said she needed money to buy electricity etc. I asked how much and she said $90. I said it was a bit steep to just be giving that kind of money away and she said she would do anything for me. :satan: I said ok, but as a sign of good faith she should take off her top ( which she did) and model in her panties for me. She did. I then took her details ( where to send the money) and I then told her to take off her panties, which she did, and model for me.

The point of the story was that I never did send her the money and I am feeling a bit lousy about this. Was I wrong to do this or did she get what she deserved? :-(
you're a fucking chutia.

[Charles777]

So how long until this guy gets unbanned?

[igetmikey]

why do you guys always hate on me when im on my other account?

[4N6 science]

how many accounts do you have?

[hellogorgeous]

what kind of girl is going to blow you after you take her to mcdonalds on a date????


my best friend brittany. but that's why i love her.

[4N6 science]

my best friend brittany. but that's why i love her.


I love seeing your random posts throughout the PL.

[argg_xo]

I love seeing your random posts throughout the PL.
JON!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm going to ihop next saturday!

[4N6 science]

JON!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm going to ihop next saturday!

NICEEEEEEEEEEEE, crepes will be your order right?

[more heart]

She was probably lying anyway...

[argg_xo]

NICEEEEEEEEEEEE, crepes will be your order right?
crepes or stuffed french toast, i can't decided until i see a pic of either of them on the menu!

[4N6 science]

crepes or stuffed french toast, i can't decided until i see a pic of either of them on the menu!

Lol...the picture is always way better than what it actually looks like.

[argg_xo]

Lol...the picture is always way better than what it actually looks like.
i know! but the menu online didnt have any pictures on it and that's what i was looking at with my bff's last night.

[anamericangod]

I knew I shouldn't have gotten drunk and made this account and thread.

[4N6 science]

i know! but the menu online didnt have any pictures on it and that's what i was looking at with my bff's last night.

Ahh I gotcha...then your plan is the best way of choosing. Or you could just walk right into the kitchen and demand you see what it looks like before you order.

[argg_xo]

Ahh I gotcha...then your plan is the best way of choosing. Or you could just walk right into the kitchen and demand you see what it looks like before you order.
or i could pick whatever is the cheapest.

[4N6 science]

or i could pick whatever is the cheapest.

yes you could do that too. That's probably how I would select.

[argg_xo]

yes you could do that too. That's probably how I would select.
it sucks having a budget! i need a significant other so they can pay for my meals when we eat out.

[Handraa]

She was probably lying anyway...

Probably but the mans 35; its still pretty fucked up. haha.

[more heart]

Probably but the mans 35; its still pretty fucked up. haha.

The fact that he's 35 makes this hillarious.

[Handraa]

The fact that he's 35 makes this hillarious.

The fact that he started a thread about this is hilarious.

[more heart]

The fact that he started a thread about this is hilarious.

Even more so...

[fadedmemories]

Screenshots or it didn't happen.

[4N6 science]

it sucks having a budget! i need a significant other so they can pay for my meals when we eat out.

Yeah that would be me in my relationship. It's about 80% that I pay.

[argg_xo]

Yeah that would be me in my relationship. It's about 80% that I pay.
you're such a super boyfriend!

[TheSkyline]

This is one of the most fucked up thread on here.. like ever. The OP is an ass and a scammer.

[Duexy]

ur web cam gurl