Top 10 Shaq Quotes

[bladerdude360]

Shaq is hilarious, you gotta watch this.
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[iihungrieii]

who is this shaq guy?

[about3fitty]

kobe, tell me how my ass taste

[bouttogetfancy]

if he were to be our commencement speaker i'd consider taking part of the cermony

[NoOneRunsFaster]

Oh, would you look at that "Shaqtus" - while playing scrabble

[batmannj]

I loved it when he called Chris Bosh RuPaul earlier this season.

[about3fitty]

I loved it when he called Chris Bosh RuPaul earlier this season.

haha that was great

[<3rkwon]

I'm the hooper, the hyper
Protected by Viper
When I rock the hoop yo, you'd better decipher
In other words you'd better make a funky decision (whoo)
'cause I'm a be a Shaq knife, and cut you with precision
Forget Tony Danza, I'm the boss
When it comes to money, I'm like Dick Butkas
Now who's the first pick? me, word is born and
Not a Christean Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning
That's okay, not being bragadocious
Supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious
Peace, I gotta go, I ain't no joke
Now I slam it (what?) jam it (unh)
And make sure it's broke

is that number 1?

[softhands]

haha, can you dig it.

[Villanova1L]

who is this shaq guy?

The guy who got your avatar his rings.

[TalkShowsOnMute]

I love the stuff Shaq says. It's all made better by the way he talks too.

[tawtaw]

His twitter is awesome.