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[Frank Giaramita]

So sad (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1514515/20051123/lachey_nick.jhtml?headlines=true). Jessica Simpson and husband Nick Lachey have decided to split up.

[AreTwoKay]

Haha nice title Frank

[FourStarters]

So...which number is it? ;)

[Frank Giaramita]

Originally I posted Jared's on there (I'm a dick)... but I figured he'd be SO pissed with me, besides he'd probably just come online and edit it. So I tossed mine up just for shits and giggles, and out of curiosity to see how many kids would actually take time out of their Thanksgiving day to call the number.

[atextbooktraged]

Damn! I was hoping for another season of the show with my band as the soundtrack!

[number2alien]

We should take bets to see how many calls Frank gets tonight. My guess is five.

Damn! I was hoping for another season of the show with my band as the soundtrack!

Yay for people from Vancouver!

[TgE ARTdamage]

i'd hit it.

(frank that is)

[DieForAlgernon]

Time To Make My Move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pooavenger]

I got five bucks this guy is gonna be a bum in a few months...

[romantic rights]

i got 10 bucks say more people call and hit on frank than jessica simpson gets hit on in the next 48 hours.

[Frank Giaramita]

I bet she ends up dating Johnny Knoxville. Who wants to bet me on it?

i got 10 bucks say more people call and hit on frank than jessica simpson gets hit on in the next 48 hours.

Hahahahaha, I wish (chicks, that is).

[Pooavenger]

I bet she ends up dating Johnny Knoxville. Who wants to bet me on it?


lol no way!! I'll definitely bet you she won't! haha. How much? If she does I'll pay up yo. I'm a man of my word. haha.

[Frank Giaramita]

lol no way!! I'll definitely bet you she won't! haha. How much? If she does I'll pay up yo. I'm a man of my word. haha.
Supposedly her and Johnny Knoxville made out on the set of Dukes Of Hazzard. I also know they go out drinking together a lot (at least according to the celeb magazines).

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/jessica-simpson/jessica-simpson-johnny-knoxville-going-public-20050715.php

[Pooavenger]

Supposedly her and Johnny Knoxville made out on the set of Dukes Of Hazzard. I also know they go out drinking together a lot (at least according to the celeb magazines).

ouch! Well you could be right then. Hasn't she been hooking up w/ a lot of celebs... I remember Bam Margera, was one. Well once it's official then I guess I lose. That's a crazy couple though.

[Frank Giaramita]

ouch! Well you could be right then. Hasn't she been hooking up w/ a lot of celebs... I remember Bam Margera, was one. Well once it's official then I guess I lose. That's a crazy couple though.
I know Knoxville is "married", but the amount of time it takes me to drop a duece, usually outlasts Hollywood marriages, so who knows.

Another crazy article....lucky bastards!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000966.html

[AreTwoKay]

Originally I posted Jared's on there (I'm a dick)... but I figured he'd be SO pissed with me, besides he'd probably just come online and edit it. So I tossed mine up just for shits and giggles, and out of curiosity to see how many kids would actually take time out of their Thanksgiving day to call the number.
I'll call you sweetie ;)

[irthesteve]

you know what.... i'm actually suprised at this

[archamedes]

funny, i saw that number on the bathroom stall of a rest stop with the words "call for a good time" over it.

baazing?

[YouMadeTheScene]

is anyone else kind of like...sad that this happened. i kind of liked nick lachey he seemed like a normal guy. i guess this is what happens with all the attention.

[Frank Giaramita]

I'll call you sweetie ;)
Haha, I'll sweet talk you.

[somethingyellow]

you know what.... i'm actually suprised at this
me too, even with all the rumors. oh well though im not losing sleep over it

[romantic rights]

is anyone else kind of like...sad that this happened. i kind of liked nick lachey he seemed like a normal guy. i guess this is what happens with all the attention.

im not sure if most people care enough about famous peoples realtionships enough to be sad over it.
but hell, what do i know. im just an 18 year old loser awake at 2:21 in the morning because he has nothing better to do but become an insomniac.... oh joy. happy days indeed.

[CalamityRecords]

i was thinking the other day i wonder how long they would last after watching like 5mins of newlyweds.

[xdrummerxdudex]

i just heard the start of this "split" was because of jessica and bam margera hooking up

[Rogue Slayer]

im surprised nick lasted that long with her anyway. she's always whining about something

[Katie Schmitz]

oh wow, i never saw this coming


haha, yeah right.

[The Revisionist]

Uhhhh actually it is sad when two people can't make a marriage work.

[ra223]

no offense or anything but nick is just like a c or d list celeb. Lets face it Jessica was his way to somehow make it big didnt happen oh well im sure good things will come to hem hes a pretty good guy it seems. but i hear jessica is dating bam or had sex with him?

[splitsecond]

I am surprised Nick stuck it out this long. That girl is like a retarded brick wall.

[Criesofthepast7]

I would be suprised if there is gonna be a jackass episode about johnny knoxville and bam trying to kill each other for her.

but i doubt it.

[kjehrhart]

Personally I think its funny everyones talking about how this split has to do with bam when his family went on air saying everything about them were rumors. Rumors in hollywood? No way.

Ill give you one guess why they split.
Father.

[bankrom]

man, this one came out of nowhere.

[dretti]

he probably fucked her about a million times.
mission: accomplished.

[wakeupgomer]

is anyone else kind of like...sad that this happened. i kind of liked nick lachey he seemed like a normal guy. i guess this is what happens with all the attention.

I kind of feel that way, too. Nick seems normal enough. I mean, I actually feel bad for the guy. But he's pretty cool; he did this special on ESPN for the Michigan/Ohio State football game that was pretty decent. So maybe he has some sort of future there. I hope that he--more than Jessica--doesn't fade into obscurity or poverty. Maybe it's just the Thanksgiving cooking that's making me talk this way. But I do feel sad for them (not that I give a damn about most celeb couples).

[KnoWs My NaMe]

bam margera? damn woman, respect yourself...

[wakeupgomer]

Ill give you one guess why they split.
Father.

Haha! Yeah, Daddy knows best. He is a creepy guy...."Jesse, Daddy's mad at you."

[piebaldkid42]

:( well this ruins my thanksgiving

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I bet she ends up dating Johnny Knoxville. Who wants to bet me on it

Let's start that rumor on other forums and see how far it goes. Hah.

[Starflyer59]

Jessica Simpson = Kristy Swanson v2

If an intelligent idea ever popped up in her head, it would slowly die of loneliness.

[angrylittleme]

I bet she ends up dating Johnny Knoxville. Who wants to bet me on it?



Hahahahaha, I wish (chicks, that is).

Isn't he married with a kid, though?

[knifewound]

he probably fucked her about a million times.
mission: accomplished.

hahaha, the man has a point.

[puNk_tHeoRy]

... and I was looking forward to another one of their christmas specials.. my holidays will never be the same!

[Ruggiero2oo8]

so sad.

[underthetalking]

Now's my chance. All I have to do is beat out basically every member of the Jackass series.

[KarateExplosion]

tell me that somebody has pranked frank by now

[shane hennessey]

Supposidly nick banged some senior at ohio state last year for the espn special on osu/michigan. I don't know if that is true though. The father is real crazy though

[ForeverInADay]

I am surprised Nick stuck it out this long. That girl is like a retarded brick wall.
I'm surprised he never beat her.

[satanisanerd]

They sure weren't married that long. Sad.

[sweitz03]

im sure mtv is kicking themselves in the ass a little bit (not that they could help it). i can't see anyone buying the Newlyweds DVD seasons when they aren't together anymore lol


i had to sit and watch every episode with my girlfriend, i figured they'd be together for a while, but oh well. best of luck to both i suppose

[xThursdayxPTWx]

Call me what you will, but I was rooting for them as a couple.

[GAD_guy]

you shall recieve a drunken phone call in the near future.

[Frank Giaramita]

you shall recieve a drunken phone call in the near future.
Awesome. 13 people called. 3 left voicemails bc i was sleeping and the other 10 hungup as soon as I answered...pussies.

[gracky]

hah, i guess this day officially marks the end of nick lachey's so-called "career."

[feigningapology]

Finally he dropped the dumb bimbo. This just proves that sex can't be a cure-all for a marriage when the IQ difference is larger than 50. She should pose in Playboy now that she's 'available.'

[thomasjohn]

jessica simpson is going to end up with dane cook.

[suburbanblues]

WHO GIVES A SHIT???????????



www.myspace.com/individualsound

[socalchica]

honestly didn't see this one coming

[Frequency]

Sucks. I actually thought they were going to last since they got married in church and everything.

[CROMagnon]

Awesome. 13 people called. 3 left voicemails bc i was sleeping and the other 10 hungup as soon as I answered...pussies.
i'd call you, but you'd hate me when you got your bill

[starcrossdlovex]

They sure weren't married that long. Sad.

Actually, compared to most celebrity marriages, they were together for a longg time. Almost 3 years, wasn't it? Beats Britney Spears' first by like... 3 years.

It's about time Nick got out. How could he tolerate someone that ditzy for so long? & with a father like that? Poor guy.

& Johnny did make out with Jess but that's all (so far), thanks to Howard Stern's lie detector test. He's married with a kid (not that that really counts for anything anymore) & Bam's ex-girlfriend's the one who started the whole thing about bam & jess. At first his parents admitted it, then they said it was just a rumor. not sure what to believe with that one.
Yeah, I'm really really addicted to celebrity gossip. it's a weakness.

Hopefully Nick'll still do stuff, he seemed pretty sane.

[mysensesfailed3]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank Giaramita
Awesome. 13 people called. 3 left voicemails bc i was sleeping and the other 10 hungup as soon as I answered...pussies.
I was one who hung up.

[acrossthehall]

Sucks. I actually thought they were going to last since they got married in church and everything.


..was that a joke?