Holiday Parade - Tickets & Passports

[Blake Solomon]

Holiday Parade – Tickets & Passports
Record Label: Unsigned
Release Date: April 7, 2009

Despite appearances (http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v322/179/78/15923699/n15923699_39585996_9422.jpg), I am not a hater. I have a thirst for love. So when Holiday Parade held an AP.net chat (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=970022) and totally kicked ass with fans and critics alike, I immediately got warm fuzzies. The chance to hear another promising band still holds a magical grip over me. Though some call AP.net’s rating system bloated, each score over 85% is another opportunity for awe and amazement. Holiday Parade had me (pop) hook, line and sinker. They had me chasing right along with the fervor of a stalker. I told my roommates last night, “I’ll be upstairs discovering my new favorite band.” Thirty-eight minutes later I crept out of my room, grizzled and tired. I had not found my favorite band. I had found something much, much worse.

It’s hard to say who went more wrong, Holiday Parade or me. Why I thought their Cartel-ish style and Kidz Bop lyricism sounded appealing is something I still can’t explain. Even more inconceivable is the fact that Tickets & Passports was written and recorded by grown men. Holiday Parade awakened a negative beast within me because of their cheesy handclap singalongs (“Forever”) and startlingly similar piano rock (“Getaway” and “Time For Me”). “Getaway” would be a good opener due to its male-female harmonization and synthesized strings, but the track inexplicably ends with sing-speaking of the lines: “Late nights burnt out in bars / We live our lives like falling stars / The way I see it we’ve come so far / And hey, I might stay / Step back to where we were / Feels like 10,000 years before / The moment that you shut the door / I’d say, How ‘bout we get away.” I mean, context counts for everything, but there’s no saving such triteness.

When Holiday Parade let loose and wail the results are usually positive (“Turn It Up” and, at times, “Change My Mind”). Make no mistake, despite his lyrical flaws, Andy Albert can really sing. His soft tenor channels emotion well, especially in 6-minute closer “Tickets & Passports.” But more often than not he is forced to take backseats to the less-than-noteworthy playing of his band members (see the Nine Days-esque “Where Did I Go”). His ability to go fast without losing any melody should be exploited. Instead, Albert tries his hand at whistle-laden, acoustic clichés (“Look Out Below (This Love)”) and halfhearted odes to the admirable qualities of Andrew McMahon (“Southern Skies”).

I understand how and why Holiday Parade garnered a fanbase. Tickets & Passports offers inviting, mindless music perfect for pre-teens and really drunk college students. But if I were to put the top down with Holiday Parade playing, it’d only be for the purpose of drowning out the monotony. There’s no doubt Holiday Parade will pick up a fan or ten with Tickets & Passports. If they rev up the tempo and let Albert be the star he so clearly is, the next jump in popularity will be exponentially more successful.


Recommended If You Like: Cartel, Jack's Mannequin, unsweetened chocolate, The Maine, dry roasted peanuts


www.myspace.com/holidayparade

[GoodTimes]

46 is too high. This album is painfully horrible.

[zubinmoosa]

ouch

[hockeyguitar99]

I was told that this was an enjoyable pop-rock record.

I was lied to.

[WhoSaidThat?]

I got a feeling Blake is right on the money. Great review, man.

[briXinRhands]

as much as I wanted this to be great, I'm afraid you are right on the money. Some really catchy tunes but most of it comes across as way too cheesy.

[Chris Fallon]

I've done my best to get into them, and a few songs here and there have been decent. But the lyrics here are painful and honestly, I feel like I just sucked down a huge helping of frosting when I hear this; I feel rotten and bloated.

Great review, Blakester -- really hit the nail on the head with this one. Don't understand all the praise from some members for this, because I find it worse than some of the other pop-rock that floats through and gets ripped on.

[DI Pistola]

Crank up the cheeze.

Really feels like they're trying too hard to channel the glory days of SoCo into something more palatable to the masses. I don't know.
I'm sad--was looking forward to this.

[leaving_astoria]

most of the songs are flat and way to cheesy idk. i was really looking forward for this one by the hype they were given and for theyre previous Ep, was decently promising. really dissapointing, i just cant get into this one.

[djsclaus]

Their old stuff is so much better. This is such a bad album compared to their old stuff.

I'm listening to it right now and there's definitely not a single track that sticks out.

Their other stuff not on this album = wayy better (see: Never Enough, Slam Crunk)

[bcguy21]

Man these lyrics are just awfullllll...The guy has a pretty damn good voice though.

[trappedintime]

I thought this was gonna be the next big band here on AP. I never really cared for them and I don't think I will now.

[jco3]

The single they released on Myspace in support of this album was very LFO; yeah, not a good thing.

[heyzombiehitler]

Where is that "she calls it garfunkling" line from again?

[Enoma Otenki]

i will listen to the record but this review has me a little fearful

[ian_skyline]

I really like the album! Getaway and Tickets are great songs. If anything, the album was better than i expected.

[djsclaus]

I really like the album! Getaway and Tickets are great songs. If anything, the album was better than i expected.
april fools?

[fadedmemories]

I like Cartel, Jack's and The Maine, no wonder I like this record.

[denissuxx]

This is the worst review ever.

[blinkme]

just bought it. to be honest i wasn't expecting lyrical genius from this, just summery pop music so i don't think i'll be disappointed.

[Chris Fallon]

This is the worst review ever.
What makes you say that? Nothing wrong with it at all. In fact, this is one of Blake's better ones.

[Adaylatethru]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!

[denissuxx]

What makes you say that? Nothing wrong with it at all. In fact, this is one of Blake's better ones.
I found a very good acoustic/piano rock/pop punk record here.

[denissuxx]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!
I might sig this

[Gregory Robson]

I wholeheartedly agree with you Blake. I have now come to the realization that I have to accept your judgment as gospel. You truly never seem to be wrong. Somehow though the notion of accepting your word as gospel frightens me. Solid review mate.

[TheSkyline]

I was really expecting this to be an amazing pop rock record... guess not.

[TheSkyline]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!
Probably someone from the band. haha

[kerstynallover]

I actually really like this record. It was one of my most anticipated albums of the year.
It flows together perfectly and it's really beautiful as a whole.

[Broden Terry]

I haven't heard this album but everything that I've heard thus far has been of a really high standard. I think I'm really going to enjoy it when I get around to listening to it. :-)

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, I'm sorry but this is just hilarious.

[kerstynallover]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!
Haha, I can see where you're coming from (kind of), but at the same time, I'm a really big fan of BMTH. I don't think we'd get along.

[billabonggreg]

I think thats a pretty harsh review, it's a decent record. Perfect for the coming summer months. Really catchy!!!

There's definately a lot worse out there than this!

[batmannj]

The RIYL on this review are solid as always Blake. "unsweetened chocolate" lol!

[lovelyloveleigh]

I just have this nagging suspicion that if he loved the album, people would be saying other things in this thread and not bashing it. Oh well. To each his own - I really urge everyone to listen with a fresh mind before they assume this review is completely correct. Opinions are opinions.

[bulls2213]

I think thats a pretty harsh review, it's a decent record. Perfect for the coming summer months. Really catchy!!!

There's definately a lot worse out there than this!
I'd have to agree with this. They're obviously not, nor were they necessarily trying to break any ground with this record, but I really don't think it warrants a 45%. They're simply a pop band who writes catchy tunes. What more do you expect from them?

I was really, really surprised with this review. Not that it wasn't well-written, because most of the reviews on this site are & this is no exception; I just think that, as far as this particular genre goes, some people's expectations are far too high sometimes.

[Tony Pascarella]

Couple things to say here.

Blake's review is his opinion. The fact that people are arguing yet again over the score shows that none of you still get it. If you're going to come in and bitch about a number, don't bother reading it. As I said in the replies of my Ace Enders review, the people who do that are the same people who go into almost every review looking for a pat on the back for the artist.

I won't apologize for liking pop music--I've enjoyed everything Holiday Parade has ever done, from the first acoustic album Andy did himself with "Mixdown" on it through the EPs. I mean, "Never Enough" is still an awesome song. I love bands like Fountains of Wayne that do pop unabashedly well.

However, when I was given a chance to first listen to this record a couple of weeks ago, I wanted to love it. The band has been building up for an absolute pop-rock smash over the past couple years, and I hoped that Tickets & Passports was going to live up to that. Andy Albert is still one of my favorite pop singers; the kid's got pipes, and I mean, even if you hate Blake's review, he gave Andy a lot of credit.

But this album just disappointed me. There aren't any catchy choruses that last at all. For a band that showed us through two EPs that they could write a hook, this album is devoid of them. Even the songs that should be contagious as herpes just aren't memorable. I listened to the album over and over hoping I'd change my mind on it because this band has so much untapped potential, but I just haven't.

I'll still support these guys because they're some of the nicest guys in music, and I've still got faith in them as a band, but this album is shooting blanks. For a band that used to associate themselves so closely to Cartel, this is their self-titled as a debut. Just like I hope Cartel does, I'd like to see them rebound and kick ass.

[CaptainJacksHat]

I think you went into listening to the record in the wrong mindsight. It's not groundbreaking but it wasn't trying to be. They are not claiming to be lyrical genius. I happen to find a certain charm in their lyrics, it's obviously genuine, they're not trying to hide behind metaphors etc making themselves out to be something clever.

So they didn't achieve what you wanted them to, an album that would define a summer. They achieved what they set out to though, a happy fun summer pop record.

[evan324]

I like Cartel, Jack's and The Maine, no wonder I like this record.
yeah i like the record as well and those bands.. it's nothing spectacular but it's very good upbeat happy summer music.

[Hagysaurus Rex]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!
:lol:

Best laugh of the day, this is.

[Everiggs]

The new songs do nothing for me...It's kind of sad.

[Hagysaurus Rex]

Good review, mate. The vocalist has amazing pipes, but their music never did much for me beyond that. Just wasn't a lot of depth to it; and from what you're saying, this album is a lot of the same.

[cory-182]

What happened to this entire site backing these guys and this record?

I can't wait to give it a listen.

[Lamboo]

I really like the record. The cheeseyness dosent bother me at all. They are some great pop songs.

[Lamboo]

Turn it up I could really do without though. I really dont like that song. Sounds like a poor attempt to be all time low.

I think the record sounds a little bit like AAR

[taylerx0]

I've listened through this album twice and not much has particularly stuck out to me yet. It's not like I was expecting it to be AOTY material, I was just expecting every song to make me be like "wow... this stuff is great." But I haven't gotten there yet. I like Southern Skies , Change My Mind, and Time For Me; I love Getaway. But that's all so far, save for one or two others. I really dislike Turn It Up. Andy's voice is fantastic, though. But in the lyrics department, it is what it is... if you were expecting deep, thought-provoking and earth-shattering lyrics, you're listening to the wrong band. I feel like at first glance, the album is kind of blah. But I'm giving it the chance to grow on me.
Don't necessarily take Blake's review as gospel without even listening to the album. Give it a fair shot and then decide.


I also think they should have re-recorded Gone for this.

[theartofsilence]

Where is that "she calls it garfunkling" line from again?
Flight of the Conchords

[Kbm600]

I'm surprised at the lyrical comments. I've never listened to this band but I was under the impression that they were a decent pop band. Guess I was wrong.

[tommy's ghost]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!
So... you don't like AP.net?

[Blake Solomon]

I think you went into listening to the record in the wrong mindsight. It's not groundbreaking but it wasn't trying to be. They are not claiming to be lyrical genius. I happen to find a certain charm in their lyrics, it's obviously genuine, they're not trying to hide behind metaphors etc making themselves out to be something clever.

So they didn't achieve what you wanted them to, an album that would define a summer. They achieved what they set out to though, a happy fun summer pop record.
never did i say that. I said I thought I was going to hear my new favorite band, which doesn't have a prerequisite for being "mindblowing." All I wanted was enjoyabe, and that's far from what I got.

[ched zeppelin]

amazin album

[lovelyloveleigh]

My personal opinion of the album aside, Blake is obviously entitled to write whatever review he wants. It's kind of what a lot of people thought about TAI's Fast Times... too childish, didn't stand out for a third record, etc. That's all well and good - like the album if you want, don't like it if you don't want. It's not for everybody. My only problem was the way people seemed to be blindly following the opinion of the review, and I'm betting not all of them gave the album a thorough listen before reading the review and making up their mind to agree with the staff member.

[clynch1232]

Couple things to say here.

Blake's review is his opinion. The fact that people are arguing yet again over the score shows that none of you still get it. If you're going to come in and bitch about a number, don't bother reading it. As I said in the replies of my Ace Enders review, the people who do that are the same people who go into almost every review looking for a pat on the back for the artist.

I won't apologize for liking pop music--I've enjoyed everything Holiday Parade has ever done, from the first acoustic album Andy did himself with "Mixdown" on it through the EPs. I mean, "Never Enough" is still an awesome song. I love bands like Fountains of Wayne that do pop unabashedly well.

However, when I was given a chance to first listen to this record a couple of weeks ago, I wanted to love it. The band has been building up for an absolute pop-rock smash over the past couple years, and I hoped that Tickets & Passports was going to live up to that. Andy Albert is still one of my favorite pop singers; the kid's got pipes, and I mean, even if you hate Blake's review, he gave Andy a lot of credit.

But this album just disappointed me. There aren't any catchy choruses that last at all. For a band that showed us through two EPs that they could write a hook, this album is devoid of them. Even the songs that should be contagious as herpes just aren't memorable. I listened to the album over and over hoping I'd change my mind on it because this band has so much untapped potential, but I just haven't.

I'll still support these guys because they're some of the nicest guys in music, and I've still got faith in them as a band, but this album is shooting blanks. For a band that used to associate themselves so closely to Cartel, this is their self-titled as a debut. Just like I hope Cartel does, I'd like to see them rebound and kick ass.
agree wholeheartedly. excellent post. great review.

I listened to this album about three times through before reading all of these posts and it just didn't hit. As much as i wanted it to, it just missed. Andy has a hell of a voice, hoping for more to come from this band. It has sparks of potential but just was a brief swing and miss, however it was entertaining enough to listen to

[Quasireligimodo]

Probably someone from the band. haha


No.

[WFUJerseyJon]

Ouch, rough review. I really think this album is a lot better than people are giving it credit for. I may be biased, but I do think a few listens are necessary to judge it. I just wish people weren't jumping so quickly on the anti-hype machine this review set in motion. Not knocking it - everyone can think what they way - it just seems like people are overtly hating on it because Blake did. But then again, this is AP, I guess it should have been expected.

[Quasireligimodo]

I just have this nagging suspicion that if he loved the album, people would be saying other things in this thread and not bashing it. Oh well. To each his own - I really urge everyone to listen with a fresh mind before they assume this review is completely correct. Opinions are opinions.
I'd say it's not as much a suspicion as it is the truth. There isn't any extreme science behind this website. Of course if he really loved it 8/10 proceeding replies would also be in favor.

[mcdizzle88]

Didn't expect a review like this for this album, but I can definitely see where you guys are coming from.

I agree with everyone who was saying that they expected something spectacular. Their old stuff led us to yearn for it. I also agree that this isn't quite up to par with "This Is My Year," (that EP blows my mind to this day) but I'm still enjoying the shit out of this album already, and I have a feeling the more I listen, the more I will love it. They did a fantastic job, in my opinion. There's only room for more greatness and growth from them, which is one of the main reasons I love this band.

[sinktylersink]

What happened to this entire site backing these guys and this record?

I can't wait to give it a listen.

Wouldn't you rather the reviewer be honest, rather than just give a good review "because the site is backing it"?

[WFUJerseyJon]

Another thing I'll say, is that I believe this album is much more of a grower than This Is My Year. TIMY has very in your face pop songs that hooked you from the start. This album is deeper than that, and I found that for myself I appreciated it more with each and every listen.

Also, it sucks that the score is so low. It seems like often you either get an album score below 55 or above 80, there's never any in between. I know the score isn't the focus here, I just also know that kids aren't going to check out this album based solely off the score of this review. And it's a shame, because it's really not fair to judge something without even listening to it, especially when the band put so much of their own money, heart and soul into this release.

[cory-182]

Wouldn't you rather the reviewer be honest, rather than just give a good review "because the site is backing it"?
I honestly could care less about a review. It won't affect whether or not I pick it up or check it out.

It just seems like there's a lot of politics and ass kissing that goes on within this site, so I'm a little surprised to see such a low score after the chat they did last week.

[billabonggreg]

Check this review out...

http://www.drivenfaroff.com/2009/03/31/holiday-parade-tickets-passports/

Just listen to the album guys!

[joeyjoey]

As I wrote in the Message from HP thread,

I was surprised when I read Blake Solomon's review. I think it's unfair that he gives 70% to an album like Can't Stop, Won't Stop, by a signed band that reflects nothing more than partying, and then giving 45% to a debut album by an unsigned band that, to me, reflects honesty and genuine passion in the music they play.

[rinsedsalad]

I could care less about a review, honeslty i expected AP. net to rip apart any band that isn't all time low or Fall out Boy or Blink 182. So if a band doesn't have that sound, then they get shit on. THis album is real, its organic, its not full of autotune shit and power chords and wanna be pop punk shit. THey stepped it up on this album , listen to "nothing Personal," a song they wrote about 1 year ago, finally gets to be heard, that song is a smash. Its so open sounding and crisp. I am buying 20 copies of this cd and giving it to all my friends.

Thanks holiday parade for making an awesome album.

[hitormiss21]

i really enjoyed the album. I wasnt looking for my next favorite band or something to change my life. When i saw the album review post at the top of the page...i knew it was going to get ripped...its ap.net. the guy is entitled to his opinion, but when you read the review, do put the album off....just give it a listen. if you dont like it, then you dont like it. dont put then band down

[kerstynallover]

I also think they should have recorded Gone for this.


I agree!

[lyonss3]

i completely agree with your review. i enjoyed a couple tunes, but when i listen to them from now on i'll be listening to the EP

[boxingwithstars]

i've listened to it twice, and i have to agree with this review for the most part. i don't think it's that awful... some songs stick out for me (Southern Skies, Tickets) and other songs i want to like but can't get past the cheesy lyrics (Getaway). either way, i can see it being an album i play a few times this summer and then forget about. it doesn't have much staying power.

so far, the only album i've really enjoyed by this band is their EP.

[Yontsey]

Watch out if you say something bad about this band. They'll look you up on myspace and send you a "nice" message, haha.

[dancox_]

I kind of blame everyone on this site for this album.
They initially were going into the studio to release an EP, but everyone on here pushed for a full-length, and you got it.
Chances are, they had to force out songs in the studio that weren't any good just so they could fill a record.

[SomedayTheFire]

I found a very good acoustic/piano rock/pop punk record here.
Doesn't mean the review is bad, you just disagree with it.

[bensATLsummer08]

All I can think of when I listen to Time For me is Atari by Lucky Boys Confusion. Vocal melodies are very similar.

[Yontsey]

I found a very good acoustic/piano rock/pop punk record here.
There's nothing punk about this band.

[TragicLoveLies]

There's nothing punk about this band.
Your mom goes to college.

[mmkelly4]

Although I disagree with your opinions, I thought that the review was well written.

I think that Tickets & Passports is a great, catchy, feel-good summer album. All of the songs really seem to flow together nicely and I also love Andy's voice. I actually like this album better than the previous one. I don't think that fans of Holiday Parade will be disappointed at all.

[socoxlove]

Crank up the cheeze.

Really feels like they're trying too hard to channel the glory days of SoCo into something more palatable to the masses. I don't know.
I'm sad--was looking forward to this.
because soco wasn't palatable to the masses? haha

some of these songs i reallyyyy like. ex: getaway, time for me. haven't really heard enough to give an opinion on the whole thing though.

[Yontsey]

Your mom goes to college.
No she doesn't. She works with me at the company that I own.

She went to college if that's what you mean.

[prkchpsndwchs]

I think it's absolutely retarded Blake bashes on the teen-bop lyricism of this album when he gave Can't Stop Won't Stop a 70%. Get yo shit straiitttt

[Sal]

I think it's absolutely retarded Blake bashes on the teen-bop lyricism of this album when he gave Can't Stop Won't Stop a 70%. Get yo shit straiitttt
Just because The Maine and Holiday Parade are in the same genre, it doesn't mean he has to enjoy both bands.

Either way, I'm going to check this out later today. Hopefully I enjoy it at least half as much as I enjoyed their old stuff.

[RonMexico]

I honestly could care less about a review. It won't affect whether or not I pick it up or check it out.

It just seems like there's a lot of politics and ass kissing that goes on within this site, so I'm a little surprised to see such a low score after the chat they did last week.
...would you have a beef with this review had it been positive?

Anyway, I've never listened to this band before. I downloaded the album and gave it a few listens.

Guys, this album is horrendous. I enjoy a good pop record like the next person, which is probably why I just popped in "The Everglow" midway through the third listen of this album. Crap.

[Blake Solomon]

No she doesn't. She works with me at the company that I own.

She went to college if that's what you mean.

It doesn't get better than this, folks. This thread should be closed.

[prkchpsndwchs]

I was talking about him bashing on the teen-bop lyricism. I didn't say liking the band in general, if he's gonna bash on a bands cheesy lyrics, why doesn't he bash on another bands cheesy lyrics? What's the difference, both albums have extremely cheesy lyrics but it seems he missed the maine's. :shrug:

[splitsecond]

Man, I thought the same things about this.

I think the blame falls squarely on Odom and Mount on this though. They should have called them on it, and should have helped them make this album all it could have been, and they failed to do so. I don't think I would ever do a record with them. Yes, they have done some great records, but when they fail, they fail hard (Cartel self titled anyone?).

[Blake Solomon]

I think it's absolutely retarded Blake bashes on the teen-bop lyricism of this album when he gave Can't Stop Won't Stop a 70%. Get yo shit straiitttt

Well to be fair, I only like the maine because they are signed and told me I could live in the baggage compartment of their huge tour bus and play wii bowling all night.

If holiday parade was signed and could offer me that kind of deal, this would've gotten, hmm, a 70%, too.

[summsumms]

this album is boooooorrrriiiiinnnnggg!

good production, good everything....but the songs just aren't good.

you'd like this album if you enjoy S-Club-7 or aaron carter mixed with the rocket summer

[prkchpsndwchs]

Well to be fair, I only like the maine because they are signed and told me I could live in the baggage compartment of their huge tour bus and play wii bowling all night.

If holiday parade was signed and could offer me that kind of deal, this would've gotten, hmm, a 70%, too.
Funny, but for real, I don't really understand the logic of the cheesy lyricism bashing. Just read The Maine's song titles, why is their score higher? Their lyrics seem much more hollow than the ones on HP's new record. Just sayin..

[flynn92]

What are you guys talking about?

Honestly!

Sure, Tickets and Passports was no Two Cheers for Tuesday, but Holiday Parade is not following in the footsteps of Cartel. I love Cartel, but I think that Holiday Parade will not fall into the (as some would call it) "slump" of Cartel, even though they are heavily influenced by them. This album will be sucess, just wait and see.

Good Job Guys!
see you in Raleigh

[prkchpsndwchs]

Well to be fair, I only like the maine because they are signed and told me I could live in the baggage compartment of their huge tour bus and play wii bowling all night.

If holiday parade was signed and could offer me that kind of deal, this would've gotten, hmm, a 70%, too.
Hey, you know what, you're right.
A guy who can write such beautiful things like:

it's a constant struggle.
good days.
bad days.
they just happen.
it all just happens.

free will.
choose carefully.

"i am the only one controlling my functions, my habits, and hands."

strength in numbers.
unity.


can definitely write a better album. You win.

[bs7090]

for me, this album is like anberlin's New Surrender.

the music isnt necessarily bad, but it has little to no memorability or replay value.

[Brandon Allin]

Well-written and accurate, Blake. I agree completely.

Also, happy birthday. ;-)

[Brandon Allin]

I also just want to throw this out there:

My Favorite Highway does what this band is trying to do much, much better.

EDIT: Augustana does, too.

[splitsecond]

Also, when my band's album is done, you stay away from it Blake! I am sending it to Drewseph. He loves everything!

[Blake Solomon]

Funny, but for real, I don't really understand the logic of the cheesy lyricism bashing. Just read The Maine's song titles, why is their score higher? Their lyrics seem much more hollow than the ones on HP's new record. Just sayin..

the reason that score is higher is because that is a better album. I already wrote a review that you have clearly read. I also wrote a review for this album. Both explain my thoughts. I don't understand why you can't connect the dots.

[Blake Solomon]

Also, when my band's album is done, you stay away from it Blake! I am sending it to Drewseph. He loves everything!

Early review: this album is garbage, lame joke, it stinks, another lame joke, give me attention, bad music!

[splitsecond]

Early review: this album is garbage, lame joke, it stinks, another lame joke, give me attention, bad music!
defensive replies defensive replies defensive replies!

[prkchpsndwchs]

I was asking specifically about the lyrics score. But, It's your review, I get it, I just thought it was.. contradicting. Your writing is very enjoyable though, I look forward to more reviews.

[cory-182]

I haven't made a decision on this record yet, but I hope its not another disappointment.

Fireworks is already my #1 disappointment of 2009, but 2008 was filled with A LOT of it.

[Blake Solomon]

defensive replies defensive replies defensive replies!

I don't have to like you but damit do I respect you

[hiya]

The single they released on Myspace in support of this album was very LFO; yeah, not a good thing.
the whole time I was listening to the album, I kept thinking of LFO(minus their rapping). I guess that's why I think it's a fun summer record and enjoyable to listen to, I don't think anyone was looking for lyrical amazingness.They are a good pop rock band.

[Blake Solomon]

I was asking specifically about the lyrics score. But, It's your review, I get it, I just thought it was.. contradicting. Your writing is very enjoyable though, I look forward to more reviews.

"This is the end" and "wherever she is" alone trump every song lyrically on this album. I agree that john o is a hard character to like, and even a worse poet, but those songs have staying power with me. They have differentiations. These songs do not.

That is honestly as clear as I can be.

[ship of fools]

It's the curse of the AP chats!!!!!! Every artist that has been kind enough to chat on here before their album comes out gets shitted on when AP.net's assessment comes out..also see ADTR, Ace, and Two Tongues. Ahhhh conspiracy!

[Chris Fallon]

I found a very good acoustic/piano rock/pop punk record here.
So that makes this a bad review? Your logic astounds me.

[denissuxx]

Doesn't mean the review is bad, you just disagree with it.

I think its very harsh on the record.

There's nothing punk about this band.

Yawn. I said "pop punk". There's a difference.

[Quasireligimodo]

Man, I thought the same things about this.

I think the blame falls squarely on Odom and Mount on this though. They should have called them on it, and should have helped them make this album all it could have been, and they failed to do so. I don't think I would ever do a record with them. Yes, they have done some great records, but when they fail, they fail hard (Cartel self titled anyone?).


I don't think Z&K had anything to do with the overall outcome of the Cartel S/T. Just what I've heard.

[denissuxx]

So that makes this a bad review? Your logic astounds me.
The review focuses on negatives. Also, the mention of The Maine is ridiculous.

[Chris Fallon]

My personal opinion of the album aside, Blake is obviously entitled to write whatever review he wants. It's kind of what a lot of people thought about TAI's Fast Times... too childish, didn't stand out for a third record, etc. That's all well and good - like the album if you want, don't like it if you don't want. It's not for everybody. My only problem was the way people seemed to be blindly following the opinion of the review, and I'm betting not all of them gave the album a thorough listen before reading the review and making up their mind to agree with the staff member.
Who are you to judge people for saying they don't like something after you go on about everyone having the right to share an opinion? You're only contradicting yourself here by speaking like that.

Yes, we all have our own opinions -- but if you're still going to second guess those opinions and say people are blindly following Blake's review, that's just nonsense. No one is saying they agree with Blake without listening -- sometimes, a review is meant to be guidance for those who may or may not be interested in pursuing a listen. If they trust Blake's past recs, they're likely to follow his opinion here. That's the whole point of a review -- that's what it's supposed to do. Otherwise, what exactly is the purpose? It's just like asking your friend about a film you're curious on seeing. If you trust them, and they say it sucked or was awesome, your interest is more likely to peak or die off based on that word of mouth.

[owiseone35]

I haven't made a decision on this record yet, but I hope its not another disappointment.

Fireworks is already my #1 disappointment of 2009, but 2008 was filled with A LOT of it.
I'm agree with you on Fireworks cd kind of being a disappointment. This Cd is okay and I have to agree with the Kidz Bop comment, the lyrics aren't that great and it's supposed to be a sing along record but it just isn't that catchy and I can't sing along to it.

[Quasireligimodo]

What are you guys talking about?

Honestly!

Sure, Tickets and Passports was no Two Cheers for Tuesday, but Holiday Parade is not following in the footsteps of Cartel. I love Cartel, but I think that Holiday Parade will not fall into the (as some would call it) "slump" of Cartel, even though they are heavily influenced by them. This album will be sucess, just wait and see.

Good Job Guys!
see you in Raleigh


You honestly think TCFT is better than T&P?

[Chris Fallon]

The review focuses on negatives. Also, the mention of The Maine is ridiculous.
You are only reading the negatives. I'm seeing plenty of positives here: he mentions what he likes and what he dislikes. THAT IS THE POINT OF A CRITIQUE!

And what's so ridiculous about mentioning another pop band? Sure, their methods and ethics might differ, but both bands write pop-music that is intended to be catchy and lacking substance. That's pretty much what everyone here who likes this album has said. It's not supposed to be anything other than a catchy hook.

[SomedayTheFire]

I think its very harsh on the record.



Yawn. I said "pop punk". There's a difference.
So? he didn't like it, you do like it ergo difference in opinion, the review is very good. Why shouldn't he focus on the negatives if he doesn't like it?

[splitsecond]

I don't think Z&K had anything to do with the overall outcome of the Cartel S/T. Just what I've heard.
Well the impression I am starting to get is that when they are handed a great product to begin with, they can engineer it to sound great. But when they get a product that needs some work, their abilities as producers becomes a little more clear.

[cory-182]

Does anyone else think that the whistling (first 10-15 seconds and around 1:40) of Look Out Below sounds like Jack Mannequin's La La La Lie?

[Chris Fallon]

Another thing I'll say, is that I believe this album is much more of a grower than This Is My Year. TIMY has very in your face pop songs that hooked you from the start. This album is deeper than that, and I found that for myself I appreciated it more with each and every listen.

Also, it sucks that the score is so low. It seems like often you either get an album score below 55 or above 80, there's never any in between. I know the score isn't the focus here, I just also know that kids aren't going to check out this album based solely off the score of this review. And it's a shame, because it's really not fair to judge something without even listening to it, especially when the band put so much of their own money, heart and soul into this release.
Dude, look at Blake's other reviews: more than half of them are in between the score range you said we never touch. The limits of pop music are lower because generally, pop music/pop bands sacrifice artistic integrity in substitution of a solid hook. I'm happy you like it, but don't knock all of us around because a staff member gives a low score to an album you obviously love.

[cory-182]

I think its very harsh on the record.



Yawn. I said "pop punk". There's a difference.
Holiday Parade are not pop punk, just like The Maine and numerous other pop rock bands aren't.

Someone mentioned how one of their songs sounded like LFO and then you're calling them pop punk. Jesus.

I get so sick of people calling every pop band in featured on this site pop punk.

blink-182, pop punk.
New Found Glory, pop punk.
The Years Gone By, pop punk.

Holiday Parade, pop.

[Sal]

All I can think of when I listen to Time For me is Atari by Lucky Boys Confusion. Vocal melodies are very similar.
Yea, the verses have the same kind of feel especially the second verse.

I actually loved the new Fireworks CD. Obviously not as good as We Are Everywhere, but still a great CD.

[Chris Fallon]

Holiday Parade are not pop punk, just like The Maine and numerous other pop rock bands aren't.

Someone mentioned how one of their songs sounded like LFO and then you're calling them pop punk. Jesus.

I get so sick of people calling every pop band in featured on this site pop punk.

blink-182, pop punk.
New Found Glory, pop punk.
The Years Gone By, pop punk.

Holiday Parade, pop.
Thank you. Was just about to mention that.

Holiday Parade never claims to be pop-punk, do they? Because if that is true, they are deadly misinformed on what pop-punk sounds like. When it comes to pop music, this album is as clear an example as one can give.

[cory-182]

After two listens I only find myself wanting to go back to Getaway and Time for Me, which considering how many times I've already listened to them on myspace, is pretty remarkable.

But I still plan on picking this record up.

[WFUJerseyJon]

Dude, look at Blake's other reviews: more than half of them are in between the score range you said we never touch. The limits of pop music are lower because generally, pop music/pop bands sacrifice artistic integrity in substitution of a solid hook. I'm happy you like it, but don't knock all of us around because a staff member gives a low score to an album you obviously love.
Yea man, I hear ya. That wasn't necessarily directed at Blake. And I'm trying hard to not be too biased. I wish this thread was focusing more on if people agree with the review or not, and actually discussing the music, than if this is a fair review or not. Then again, this is AP, and if you don't agree with me you're obviously wrong and I'm right and the whole world needs to know it in a shit talking go between.

[imtimwhoareyou]

It doesn't get better than this, folks. This thread should be closed.

The man's got a point. Unfortunately, I disagree that this thread should be closed. This provides a seemingly endless amount of fun when I'm deciding what classes to take here at work...

[Just An End]

I really don't care about this band or record, but this is Blake's best review in my opinion.. I actually understand why he doesn't like the music.. nice job

[Sal]

The chorus for Getaway gives me a strong Jack's Mannequin vibe.

[lovelyloveleigh]

Who are you to judge people for saying they don't like something after you go on about everyone having the right to share an opinion? You're only contradicting yourself here by speaking like that.

Yes, we all have our own opinions -- but if you're still going to second guess those opinions and say people are blindly following Blake's review, that's just nonsense. No one is saying they agree with Blake without listening -- sometimes, a review is meant to be guidance for those who may or may not be interested in pursuing a listen. If they trust Blake's past recs, they're likely to follow his opinion here. That's the whole point of a review -- that's what it's supposed to do. Otherwise, what exactly is the purpose? It's just like asking your friend about a film you're curious on seeing. If you trust them, and they say it sucked or was awesome, your interest is more likely to peak or die off based on that word of mouth.

Actually, I agree with you in a lot of ways there... you're right about the whole concept of a review and people trusting Blake's past review. I didn't think of it like that. I guess I am just seeing it in a different way - it's happened on ap.net before that people will suck up to Tate and agree with him, just as much as the people who tell him to suck it. You're right - I have no way of knowing if that is the case of Blake and his review here, and I apologize for that. It just seemed coincidental to me. But I'll back off.

[imtimwhoareyou]

Another thing I'll say, is that I believe this album is much more of a grower than This Is My Year. TIMY has very in your face pop songs that hooked you from the start. This album is deeper than that, and I found that for myself I appreciated it more with each and every listen.

Also, it sucks that the score is so low. It seems like often you either get an album score below 55 or above 80, there's never any in between. I know the score isn't the focus here, I just also know that kids aren't going to check out this album based solely off the score of this review. And it's a shame, because it's really not fair to judge something without even listening to it, especially when the band put so much of their own money, heart and soul into this release.
Well, eleven of the last twenty staff reviews have been between 55 and 80 (inclusive). So, your perception is not in line with reality.

[CellarGhosts]

Terrible band, but a fair review.

[TragicLoveLies]

This album didn't do much for me either and it's sort of funny how everyone is fighting about how it should have gotten a higher rating. It's someone's opinion stop making a big deal out of it you're not going to change his mind. It's not like your comment will change the world and the review will be raised to a 90 percent. Holiday Parade could have done a lot better with this full length they didn't capture the elements that made their eps so great.
Anyway you know what your problem is everyone? I'm just too good looking.

[Quasireligimodo]

I hope, above all, that everyone can just remember how hard this band is working. They're a real band made up of real people, with real emotions and real talent, who want to do something with music they actually believe in. Every piece of the puzzle is there for something great. They are more than deserving of respect as people for what they do. I think it's time to acknowledge when people say things that are obviously negative about a band, despite where the scene has turned lately with all the bullshit going on, sometimes they are actually talking about the musicians behind it.

No, I'm not saying the review said anything extremely negative about them, but people in general.

[Musicisamaze]

I actually really like this. Guess i'm a drunk college kid.

[mysensesfailed3]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!
dude sweet first post

[cory-182]

I actually really like this. Guess i'm a drunk college kid.
Yeah, I didn't appreciate that. Drunk college kids should look no further than Asher Roth (nothing against him at all).

If anything Holiday Parade is for college chicks in general (from my experiences).

[poppunknerd182]

As I wrote in the Message from HP thread,

I was surprised when I read Blake Solomon's review. I think it's unfair that he gives 70% to an album like Can't Stop, Won't Stop, by a signed band that reflects nothing more than partying, and then giving 45% to a debut album by an unsigned band that, to me, reflects honesty and genuine passion in the music they play.
being signed has nothing to do with getting a good or bad review

[Brandon Allin]

I hope, above all, that everyone can just remember how hard this band is working. They're a real band made up of real people, with real emotions and real talent, who want to do something with music they actually believe in. Every piece of the puzzle is there for something great. They are more than deserving of respect as people for what they do. I think it's time to acknowledge when people say things that are obviously negative about a band, despite where the scene has turned lately with all the bullshit going on, sometimes they are actually talking about the musicians behind it.

No, I'm not saying the review said anything extremely negative about them, but people in general.
Being great people is only half the battle.

[scmaley]

A few of the songs were really cheesy, but I enjoy some of them.

[joeyjoey]

being signed has nothing to do with getting a good or bad review
I know.
I was just trying to contrast the two bands.

[starsinwaves]

I'm enjoying it. cheesy or not, I think it's still more genuine than a lot of stuff out there now.

[Yontsey]

I think its very harsh on the record.



Yawn. I said "pop punk". There's a difference.
I realize you said that. Even so, there's nothing "pop-punk" about this band either. It's straight pop.

Edit: I saw some people on the following page from this response and totally agree with them and was saying the same thing. Bands like New Found Glory and Blink 182 are pop-punk.

[Yontsey]

It doesn't get better than this, folks. This thread should be closed.
I was just replying to a dumb post by giving a smart-ass response.

[The Coalition]

Some reviewers try too hard.

[poppunknerd182]

Some reviewers try too hard.
I like Cartel's s/t...but with that avatar on this site....I wouldn't post a comment like that

[geebee889]

Ouch, I haven't gotten it yet. I'm hoping that it's not as bad as you say it is...I love these guys...

[Quasireligimodo]

I like Cartel's s/t...but with that avatar on this site....I wouldn't post a comment like that
Why not? This site is a free-for-all.

[billyboatkid]

The one track I heard was decent. But idk. Oh well.

[j-mil]

I was only able to get through 2 and a half songs before I had to turn it off.

[poppunknerd182]

Why not? This site is a free-for-all.
Last time I checked....that wasn't the most loved album on this website

Most people here would attack his comment based only on his avatar, that's all I'm saying

[saysayyy]

I don't know what the hell everyone's been smoking..this record is amazing.
Super-catchy, fun tunes that you can sing along and dance to. I love it.

Perfect for Summer. GREAT job HP.<33

[Quasireligimodo]

Last time I checked....that wasn't the most loved album on this website

Most people here would attack his comment based only on his avatar, that's all I'm saying


I'm sure he is well aware.

[ohitisjess]

Does anyone else think that the whistling (first 10-15 seconds and around 1:40) of Look Out Below sounds like Jack Mannequin's La La La Lie?


I noticed that too.

I'm not really surprised that this got a harsh review on here. To me, it's always seemed like a large majority of Holiday Parade's fanbase is teenagers/girls. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, that's just their fanbase. Maybe that audience can relate more to the music as opposed to a lot of people on here who can't seem to get into it. How I see it is that it's all a matter of opinion. This album did nothing for the reviewer, but considering that most all HP fans like it, it's doing something for them.The reviewers job is to be detailed in their opinion and sort of pick apart the record. Or at least that's how they seem to do it anyway. If you just give it a listen without that intent, you may just like it. Or I may be wrong and full of it. ;-)


Personally, I think Holiday Parade is great. This CD psychs me up for summer, I really like it. :-)

[BLueSS]

Don't go off the "official" review, trust the member ratings.

This is a horribly underscored review.

[birtcho]

i absoloutely loved it and am going to be listening to it for a very long time. getaway is probably going to be my song of the year

[bduke13]

Good Review Blake

[katieissweet]

I'm in the minority, but I love this album. It's good for what it is and I am definitely looking forward to riding around with my windows down blasting this in the summer.

With that being said, everyone needs to calm down. Just because you don't agree with this does not make it a bad review. It's a very well written review and Blake backs up everything he says with reasons why. Some people like it, some people don't. It's okay.

Also, everything about this band is better than The Maine.

[Drew Beringer]

I think this sucks.

[Drew Beringer]

The album that is.

[Sal]

I gave the album a full listen, and it was ok. Wasn't horrible.

The chorus for Time For Me is probably the catchiest chorus I've heard this year though.

[Chris Fallon]

I hope, above all, that everyone can just remember how hard this band is working. They're a real band made up of real people, with real emotions and real talent, who want to do something with music they actually believe in. Every piece of the puzzle is there for something great. They are more than deserving of respect as people for what they do. I think it's time to acknowledge when people say things that are obviously negative about a band, despite where the scene has turned lately with all the bullshit going on, sometimes they are actually talking about the musicians behind it.

No, I'm not saying the review said anything extremely negative about them, but people in general.
I'm sure there are plenty of nice people in bands -- and hey, I'm sure they're genuine, too. Does that mean I ought to give them a ton of positive comments because they're nice fellas? No. The review is discussing the music at hand, not the band members' personalities. People tend to bring this argument up a lot, like the harder a band works, the more praise they deserve. If your music worked as hard as your band did, it would be one thing -- but sadly, as is the case here, a hard-working band is making lazy pop music with no true depth. That's what Blake said, and I see no reason why this opinion should be argued.

[CellarGhosts]

I'm sure there are plenty of nice people in bands -- and hey, I'm sure they're genuine, too. Does that mean I ought to give them a ton of positive comments because they're nice fellas? No. The review is discussing the music at hand, not the band members' personalities. People tend to bring this argument up a lot, like the harder a band works, the more praise they deserve. If your music worked as hard as your band did, it would be one thing -- but sadly, as is the case here, a hard-working band is making lazy pop music with no true depth. That's what Blake said, and I see no reason why this opinion should be argued.
Very well said.

[Quasireligimodo]

I'm sure there are plenty of nice people in bands -- and hey, I'm sure they're genuine, too. Does that mean I ought to give them a ton of positive comments because they're nice fellas? No. The review is discussing the music at hand, not the band members' personalities. People tend to bring this argument up a lot, like the harder a band works, the more praise they deserve. If your music worked as hard as your band did, it would be one thing -- but sadly, as is the case here, a hard-working band is making lazy pop music with no true depth. That's what Blake said, and I see no reason why this opinion should be argued.


Respecting something is different from complimenting it.

[MusicTalks]

I like Cartel's s/t...but with that avatar on this site....I wouldn't post a comment like that

Last time I checked....that wasn't the most loved album on this website

Most people here would attack his comment based only on his avatar, that's all I'm saying

Off the topic of the review, but I believe that Rohan had this as his avatar awhile back. I agree that people will attack anything on this site, especially something as silly as a Cartel avatar. If that's the case, people need to grow the fuck up. But, poppunk, I agree with you. Not that an avatar would make someone's argument/point any more/less valid.

As far as the review goes, I read it and immediately thought of Can't Stop, Won't Stop. Though, I have heard more positive things about this band, in general, than I've heard about The Maine. With that said, I'm still interested in checking out this band's music.

Also, I agree with everything Chris Fallon said. People should take a page from his book on how he views music.

[sammyjoshmoe]

for me, Holiday Parade, has always walked a thin line between heartfelt and super cheesey.
with this album though, i actually found them a little bit more believable than usual. and overall, i like it more than a lot of their previous stuff.

they're an acoustic-pop band. and they definately don't have a sound that suits everyone
its not an album i could stand to put on repeat. i see where you're coming from.
but you can't deny the vocals are pretty amazing and that they've got talent

[piaffeprncess98]

I also had high expectations after hearing "Getaway" on their myspace. I was not instantly hooked to their EP, but when I heard that song; I don't know, I pretty much love anything with prominent piano in it and I guess it reminded me of SoCo. I was hoping the new album would be more like the first track. I think I'll also grow to love the last track, but everything else in between on the LP didn't quite stick with me upon my first few listens. I'll continue to listen to it though, it's fun pop music.

[piaffeprncess98]

the whole time I was listening to the album, I kept thinking of LFO(minus their rapping). I guess that's why I think it's a fun summer record and enjoyable to listen to, I don't think anyone was looking for lyrical amazingness.They are a good pop rock band.
That is a good comparison. I think that is why I like this band, but don't love them. I don't like the faux rap/talking parts in some of their songs. I don't know what to call it, but I prefer just straight up singing.

[Jason Tate]

What's with all you fucks on this website that down every single piece of music that comes out. You give the shittiest bands who sound like death playing instruments good ratings and then you go all out on awesome bands that put out songs that are catchy, people can sing to it, and can pick up tons of fans. Just because a band has a lot of morale and has sold out even that doesn't mean the music sucks. I rather hear the 6 songs that are replayed on z100 radio then listen to the pure missery that sounds like a fucking cat being skinned alive. The singer of Holiday Parade has one of the best male vocals of a band thats out today. I'd like to see any of you fucks try to hit the notes he does. All of you should try to appreciate good music instead of the sound of a fucking slaughtering. FUCK YOU JASON TATE YOU FUCKING BOX OF TOOLS!!!!!!!!
What the fuck am I being brought into this for? Did I write this review? Did I say anything in this thread?

[muttley]

i skimmed...
i turned off...

[Blake Solomon]

What the fuck am I being brought into this for? Did I write this review? Did I say anything in this thread?
haha, that guy clearly had an aneurism shortly after such a post

[Praetor]

What the fuck is wrong with 90% of the people that posted in this thread?

[Chris Fallon]

Also, I agree with everything Chris Fallon said. People should take a page from his book on how he views music.

<3 you

[joebeasley]

Not a bad review, but this does not speak for everyone. I think the biggest challenge is going to be for people to form their own opinions and eliminate bias opinions based off of this review. With that being said, I encourage people to sustain an open mind and form an opinion based on their personal experience with the album. Whether you end up hating it or loving it, its worth finding out for yourself.

[IamTheINDUSTRY]

this sounds exactly like my favorite highway, but better.

[Jason Tate]

this sounds exactly like my favorite highway, but better.
Gonna have to completely disagree. My Favorite Highway is much, much more diverse in their song structures and melodies. Far and away the better pop-band of the two. I wouldn't even call it close.

[MusicTalks]

haha, that guy clearly had an aneurism shortly after such a post
I think dude spontaneously soiled his underoos directly following that post.

[Blake Solomon]

I think dude spontaneously soiled his underoos directly following that post.
haha, point is, he needs some help

[MusicTalks]

haha, point is, he needs some help
Among other things.

[WhoSaidThat?]

Don't go off the "official" review, trust the member ratings.

This is a horribly underscored review.
Thanks, man. I'll have to remember your advice next time. X-)

[more heart]

I normally don't agree with you but I really see where you're coming from.

[GregisXcore]

i think going with a full length instead of an EP is part of the reason for the low score

[starryxnights]

Personally, I liked this record. Andy has a great voice and the lyrics are catchy as hell.
I respect your opinion and if you don't like album, then fine. Everyone is getting really worked up about one guy's opinion. Just listen to the album and decide what you think on your own.

[JarodMellor]

How about all the old folk have a back seat.. this wasn't written for you over 50's. This album is awesome, some cheesy lyrics, first thought though, i have played the album over and over for a day, and have a few favorites, but overall the album would sell buckets. and i mean isn't that the reason you would release an album. This album sure is well mixed too, whoever is responsible did a great job. Hope to hear from these boys long into the future, well maybe it won't be my thing when i hit 50 though. strange how its only on here its getting bad reviews.. seems the old codgers all conglomerate together.

[Blake Solomon]

How about all the old folk have a back seat.. this wasn't written for you over 50's. This album is awesome, some cheesy lyrics, first thought though, i have played the album over and over for a day, and have a few favorites, but overall the album would sell buckets. and i mean isn't that the reason you would release an album. This album sure is well mixed too, whoever is responsible did a great job. Hope to hear from these boys long into the future, well maybe it won't be my thing when i hit 50 though. strange how its only on here its getting bad reviews.. seems the old codgers all conglomerate together.
the only reason to release an album is to make money? That's not an argument that will hold water, especially around here.

[The Coalition]

I'm sure he is well aware.
He is well aware, and thanks for making my point for me.

For the guy who didn't get it... part of the reason my avatar is what it is, is the same reason i would make the comment I made...

As a brilliant dude said to me on twitter the other day "critics are worthless hacks". I'll leave it at that.

[crimsonandclovr]

Gonna have to completely disagree. My Favorite Highway is much, much more diverse in their song structures and melodies. Far and away the better pop-band of the two. I wouldn't even call it close.
i love it when you grace these threads with your presence.
and i love it even more when i agree with you.

nothing special about this record, but still fun listening to. and yesss great vocals.

[Spitalfld]

an extremely precise review

[Kobrakai09]

I really enjoyed this album - great for the summer.
I think most of the songs are catchy and memorable - in fact, there's not really a weak song on the album. OK, they're not breaking any new ground, but for sing-along choruses and catchy hooks, this is great to listen to.
I'd give it at least 65%, probably about 70-75% if I'm being honest.

[DungeonsnDragon]

Blake Solomon obviously hates music if he can't enjoy this album. I think music critic is the wrong career for him if that Is his day job. Take some anti depressants dude or don't review pop albums if he doesn't like clapping his hands. Creativity 2? What is he on?

[Mjk07]

Two Cheers For Tuesday (their first LP) was so much better then this one. it had edge and wasnt jus cheesy poppy love songs

[MILFCORE]

honestly, I didn't think it was THAT bad...