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Accident
04/07/09, 03:18 PM
go on

billyboatkid
04/07/09, 03:20 PM
What?!

CTMarshall
04/07/09, 03:21 PM
swt brg.

Accident
04/07/09, 03:22 PM
yah its real brahs, really scared me when she said her brother is now 25.

Mirrorsandfevers
04/07/09, 03:24 PM
wow

Srsly
04/07/09, 03:25 PM
That's fucked.

Kozzy333
04/07/09, 03:26 PM
I'm confused, are you saying that your gf's older brother took her virginity?

If so, that is rather disturbing, please tell more.

djUbilla
04/07/09, 03:26 PM
I think I would probably leave her. Call me an asshole, but that's more baggage than I can carry.

Accident
04/07/09, 03:27 PM
I'm confused, are you saying that your gf's older brother took her virginity?

If so, that is rather disturbing, please tell more.


yea d, i didnt know what to say, but was somewhat relieved bc, she had built it up so i thought she had an std or something and was real scared.

billyboatkid
04/07/09, 03:29 PM
That's straight fucked.

hahaha

bladerdude360
04/07/09, 03:33 PM
That's fucked up...was there an explanation for that?

Accident
04/07/09, 03:34 PM
^^^

he raped, she was 14

didnt ask, should have, was relieved she wasnt telling me she had aids etc.





i am slowing distancing myself until i break up so i wont look like an ashole

Duexy
04/07/09, 03:35 PM
oh.

CTMarshall
04/07/09, 03:40 PM
It's really not that weird. just kidding! (welcome to Alabama...)

TheHoldSteady
04/07/09, 04:18 PM
um... yeah.

fucked up.

trappedintime
04/07/09, 04:25 PM
that's some shit right there. how does it make you feel?

.invisible ink.
04/07/09, 04:26 PM
^^^

he raped, she was 14

didnt ask, should have, was relieved she wasnt telling me she had aids etc.





i am slowing distancing myself until i break up so i wont look like an ashole

I don't get it. Unless she's done something else, you'd break up with a girl just because she was raped or because she was raped by a family member? Sure it sucks (for her, not you) but unless she's being a weirdo otherwise, why would you dump her over this?

megad00d
04/07/09, 04:27 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_709-UY_kyd8/SZ7U9D9i9jI/AAAAAAAAASs/RmmocVAW-84/s400/super-cool-story-bro.png

4N6 science
04/07/09, 04:37 PM
Uhhhhhhh.... I is confused.

Accident
04/07/09, 05:01 PM
that's some shit right there. how does it make you feel?

wierd

I don't get it. Unless she's done something else, you'd break up with a girl just because she was raped or because she was raped by a family member? Sure it sucks (for her, not you) but unless she's being a weirdo otherwise, why would you dump her over this?

I dont want a gf that had sex with her older brother.

Uhhhhhhh.... I is confused.

whats there to be confused about

gf had sex with her older brother when she was 14.

Renee
04/07/09, 05:05 PM
Being raped by someone isn't the same as having sex with someone.

CTMarshall
04/07/09, 05:10 PM
wierd



I dont want a gf that had sex with her older brother.



whats there to be confused about

gf had sex with her older brother when she was 14.

I think you are omitting the fact that she was raped in your replies and original post just to make the story seem sicker than it actually is. It's not like she enjoyed being raped, bro.

.invisible ink.
04/07/09, 05:38 PM
wierd



I dont want a gf that had sex with her older brother.



whats there to be confused about

gf had sex with her older brother when she was 14.

Being raped by someone isn't the same as having sex with someone.

I think you are omitting the fact that she was raped in your replies and original post just to make the story seem sicker than it actually is. It's not like she enjoyed being raped, bro.


you're an asshole if you can't differentiate between consensual sex and rape and think it's worth dumping her over. Insecure perhaps that you won't measure up to her brother? lol

plus, it's fucked up that you felt the need to create a thread about it. You sound like a real winner, i hope she dumps you first.

Mibabalou
04/07/09, 05:41 PM
why would you post this

bigblue2015
04/07/09, 05:46 PM
Next, on a very special episode of Maury...

Smash Adams
04/07/09, 05:48 PM
I know inbreeding is commonly associated with mental retardation but that's only for their children

fulltiltxb00gie
04/07/09, 06:02 PM
so basically, instead of comforting her after she felt comfortable enough to share this with you, you're gonna dump her because you think rape is something you agree to? her brother's a sick fuck, if she felt she could tell you something this huge, she trusts you, don't fuck that up.

ablueskytragedy
04/07/09, 06:08 PM
yummm

thesafeword
04/07/09, 06:20 PM
ask a guy who found a his gf's older brother took her virginity anything
Are you fucking retarded or is it normal not to be able to construct sentences? Seriously.

TotalCollapse
04/07/09, 06:38 PM
You need spell check. Actually grammar check would be better.

fulltiltxb00gie
04/07/09, 06:42 PM
You need spell check. Actually grammar check would be better.
going through elementary school again would probably yield the best results. not the billy madison route though.

TotalCollapse
04/07/09, 06:49 PM
going through elementary school again would probably yield the best results. not the billy madison route though.
Haha for sure.

Naenia
04/07/09, 06:54 PM
Next, on a very special episode of Maury...
If this were Maury there'd be some dude in a giant dick suit chasing the girl round the studio.
God I love that show ...

Moreover, OP is a fucking asshole.

SomedayTheFire
04/07/09, 06:54 PM
Wait, what?

limepomegranate
04/07/09, 06:56 PM
as a victim of rape i am offended by your statements. you need to get help. rape means non-consentual dumbass.

lauren<3s music
04/07/09, 06:59 PM
If this were Maury there'd be some dude in a giant dick suit chasing the girl round the studio.
God I love that show ...

Moreover, OP is a fucking asshole.
perhaps the highlight of a very awful thread

thespearkid
04/07/09, 07:07 PM
I would have to say, you're an asshole if you dump her over this.

zion the lion
04/07/09, 07:07 PM
^^^

he raped, she was 14

didnt ask, should have, was relieved she wasnt telling me she had aids etc.

i am slowing distancing myself until i break up so i wont look like an ashole

wierd



I dont want a gf that had sex with her older brother.



whats there to be confused about

gf had sex with her older brother when she was 14.

I hope this is fake but if it isnt then youre absolutely pathetic. I feel so sorry for your girlfriend for feeling like she could trust a worthless sack of shit like you enough to say anything about it. Hopefully one day you'll grow a pair and realize that nobody asks to be raped by a family member.

p.s. if youre looking for sympathy youre not getting an ounce of it from me.

caress me down
04/07/09, 07:14 PM
you're an asshole if you can't differentiate between consensual sex and rape and think it's worth dumping her over. Insecure perhaps that you won't measure up to her brother? lol

plus, it's fucked up that you felt the need to create a thread about it. You sound like a real winner, i hope she dumps you first.
lawl

Kozzy333
04/07/09, 07:59 PM
Yeah, you are kind of being a dick man, if you are going to break up with her because she got raped.

Kassie09
04/07/09, 08:14 PM
As much as I want to lol at this, when it comes down to it, you're a fucking dick.

Thug_Nasty
04/07/09, 08:34 PM
hahaha i would lol if she had an ap account too and saw this

speakhandsforme
04/07/09, 10:08 PM
Morality binds you to staying with her until you grow the balls to beat the piss out of her older brother.

Either route you choose, be careful.

SingleDoubt
04/07/09, 10:17 PM
you're an asshole if you can't differentiate between consensual sex and rape and think it's worth dumping her over. Insecure perhaps that you won't measure up to her brother? lol

plus, it's fucked up that you felt the need to create a thread about it. You sound like a real winner, i hope she dumps you first.

truth

infamous_alias
04/07/09, 10:17 PM
I notice hardly any of the guys posting are surprised he'd break up with her, while on the other hand every girl is in an uproar.

infamous_alias
04/07/09, 10:21 PM
go on

Also, will you be getting the 'cherry scented anal lube' (http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=30032182#post30032 182) for her before or after you break up with her?

zion the lion
04/07/09, 10:21 PM
I notice hardly any of the guys posting are surprised he'd break up with her, while on the other hand every girl is in an uproar.

I noticed it too and didnt expect any different.

screamoutmyname
04/07/09, 10:22 PM
:shudder:

WTG
04/07/09, 10:26 PM
Wow...so, your girl tells you something that is probably one of the hardest things to ever tell someone you care about, and what do you do?

You immediately think of how to break up with her, and then you post it on a message board so that everyone knows.

I am trying to think of the words to say to express my disgust that you would break up with her for being raped, or betray her trust like that...but I just can't think of anything. Honestly, you are on the same level as the sick prick of a brother who raped her, and she deserves better.

tawtaw
04/07/09, 10:46 PM
I noticed it too and didnt expect any different.

Dude's 15.

Plus, that shit's gonna come with psychological baggage to the max.

It's not what I'd do, but he's got his reasons.

That being said, I'm still laughing at every one of his posts on the subject.

zion the lion
04/07/09, 11:16 PM
Dude's 15.

Plus, that shit's gonna come with psychological baggage to the max.

It's not what I'd do, but he's got his reasons.

That being said, I'm still laughing at every one of his posts on the subject.

Who's 15? He's like 21 or something. I know plenty of guys who are younger than that who are ready to deal with the same kind of emotional baggage.

His posts make him seem like he's 11.

tawtaw
04/07/09, 11:20 PM
Who's 15? He's like 21 or something. I know plenty of guys who are younger than that who are ready to deal with the same kind of emotional baggage.

His posts make him seem like he's 11.

Woah, got the ages confused.

Yeah that's pretty bad if he's actually 21 (which I doubt.)

zion the lion
04/07/09, 11:27 PM
Woah, got the ages confused.

Yeah that's pretty bad if he's actually 21 (which I doubt.)

If he was 15 I wouldnt have called him a worthless sack of shit, and if he's the age he says he is, then he's a grown ass man and should act like one.

Duexy
04/07/09, 11:32 PM
too much baggage plus her bro probably turned her out.

Liz_who?
04/07/09, 11:40 PM
Thats really fucked up. Like really..... I feel totally bad for this girl, but you might want to distance yourself.

Siren Silently
04/08/09, 12:20 AM
ahahahahahahaha. nice one.

lonelysuperstar
04/08/09, 12:52 AM
Wow...so, your girl tells you something that is probably one of the hardest things to ever tell someone you care about, and what do you do?

You immediately think of how to break up with her, and then you post it on a message board so that everyone knows.

I am trying to think of the words to say to express my disgust that you would break up with her for being raped, or betray her trust like that...but I just can't think of anything. Honestly, you are on the same level as the sick prick of a brother who raped her, and she deserves better.

seconded. i want to spin kick the OP in the face.

speakhandsforme
04/08/09, 01:51 AM
pcE-9_EoQYA

KezDaMuss
04/08/09, 02:38 AM
pcE-9_EoQYA


That is some weird ass shit lol

Anyway i Agree with everyone here that your a worthless stack of shit if you are going to treat someone like that after they have told you something so huge.

Imagine the freakin balls it must of took to tell you that dude i mean seriously.

I hope your dick can touch your arsehole cause you should seriously go fuck yourself...


end of rant

killerswells
04/08/09, 05:35 AM
So, your girlfriend trusts you enough to tell you she has been raped, and by her brother of all people, and your response is to post it on an internet message board?

Trifecta of reasons you suck:

1) She should dump you because you are an asshole who treats her just as bad as her fucked up brother.

2) She should dump you because your grammar and sentence structure abilities are abso-fucking-lutely atrocious.

3) For someone who is supposedly 21, you are an immature fuck.

trappedintime
04/08/09, 05:44 AM
wierd

ah, i see.

Accident
04/08/09, 06:15 AM
Are you fucking retarded or is it normal not to be able to construct sentences? Seriously.

I didn't know if I made a small mistake in wording it would make me retarded... (get a life)


Thats really fucked up. Like really..... I feel totally bad for this girl, but you might want to distance yourself.

yea like I said earlier I'm just gonna distance my self away from her till I break it off, so I don't look bad and she isn't hurt to much. lol


So, your girlfriend trusts you enough to tell you she has been raped, and by her brother of all people, and your response is to post it on an internet message board?

Trifecta of reasons you suck:

1) She should dump you because you are an asshole who treats her just as bad as her fucked up brother.

2) She should dump you because your grammar and sentence structure abilities are abso-fucking-lutely atrocious.

3) For someone who is supposedly 21, you are an immature fuck.


1. I'm a good guy, I never treated her bad.

2. A simple mistake in my grammar does not make it atrocious. No one really cares about grammar and sentence structure on a teen message board that talks about anal all the time. As long as you get the gist of the message that all you need to write. (moron)

3. Like your mature yourself? (lmao)


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Anyways I don't really look at her the same anymore. Also most guys here would move on like I'm doing and get a real g/f that has a normal family. I'm going out later to try to meet some other girls hopefully lol

wish me luck.

Accident
04/08/09, 06:21 AM
Also, will you be getting the 'cherry scented anal lube' (http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=30032182#post30032 182) for her before or after you break up with her?



Lmao I forgot about that.

kwsqd
04/08/09, 06:25 AM
You're a terrible person.

perceptrons
04/08/09, 06:26 AM
Anyways I don't really look at her the same anymore. Also most guys here would move on like I'm doing and get a real g/f that has a normal family. I'm going out later to try to meet some other girls hopefully lol

wish me luck.
Don't speak for "most guys" just because you, and probably your group of friends, are immature pricks.

You're going to find other girls while still dating this girl?

ReadyForAction
04/08/09, 06:34 AM
OP is a shitty person
However I think it's much easier to be in our shoes then his (not condoning his behavior just playing devils advocate)

Silentbob1
04/08/09, 06:37 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_709-UY_kyd8/SZ7U9D9i9jI/AAAAAAAAASs/RmmocVAW-84/s400/super-cool-story-bro.png

This picture is super ironic because I was going to comment on how the thread title sounds like he was speaking as an italian, if not mario:

"Ask'a a guy who found'a his gf's older brother took her virginity, It'sa me!"

showbiz
04/08/09, 07:45 AM
This thread brought the lulz

killerswells
04/08/09, 08:06 AM
I didn't know if I made a small mistake in wording it would make me retarded... (get a life)




yea like I said earlier I'm just gonna distance my self away from her till I break it off, so I don't look bad and she isn't hurt to much. lol





1. I'm a good guy, I never treated her bad.

2. A simple mistake in my grammar does not make it atrocious. No one really cares about grammar and sentence structure on a teen message board that talks about anal all the time. As long as you get the gist of the message that all you need to write. (moron)

3. Like your mature yourself? (lmao)


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Anyways I don't really look at her the same anymore. Also most guys here would move on like I'm doing and get a real g/f that has a normal family. I'm going out later to try to meet some other girls hopefully lol

wish me luck.

way to prove me right champ

Un'Aria Ancora
04/08/09, 08:18 AM
1. You are an asshole for posting this.
2. She needs comfort, not this.
3. Beat the shit out of her brother. Beat-the-shit-out-of-her-brother.

tawtaw
04/08/09, 08:48 AM
ITT: Glorious repetition.

Naenia
04/08/09, 09:16 AM
I didn't know if I made a small mistake in wording it would make me retarded... (get a life)




yea like I said earlier I'm just gonna distance my self away from her till I break it off, so I don't look bad and she isn't hurt to much. lol





1. I'm a good guy, I never treated her bad.

2. A simple mistake in my grammar does not make it atrocious. No one really cares about grammar and sentence structure on a teen message board that talks about anal all the time. As long as you get the gist of the message that all you need to write. (moron)

3. Like your mature yourself? (lmao)


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Anyways I don't really look at her the same anymore. Also most guys here would move on like I'm doing and get a real g/f that has a normal family. I'm going out later to try to meet some other girls hopefully lol

wish me luck.
I don't genuinely believe anyone would be this much of a waste of life.
This whole thread has to be a wind up because you knew people would get pissed at this made up scenario.

.invisible ink.
04/08/09, 09:19 AM
This picture is super ironic because I was going to comment on how the thread title sounds like he was speaking as an italian, if not mario:

"Ask'a a guy who found'a his gf's older brother took her virginity, It'sa me!"

That made me chuckle.

Piss
04/08/09, 09:26 AM
go on

how would your girl friend feel if she found out you posted her deepest secret in a public forum?

you fuckhead

chronomic
04/08/09, 09:46 AM
she's lying. figure it out.

Smash Adams
04/08/09, 10:08 AM
she's lying. figure it out.
If she was testing him to see how much she loves her he's gonna fail this test miserably

anthonydarko
04/08/09, 10:11 AM
You're an asshole, there was no need to post any of this.

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 11:20 AM
you really are a piece of shit. you can use that in your pickup line to those new chicks you're going out to meet. "Hey i'm a fuckhead! if you date me and i find out you were raped i'm going to slowly distance myself and then dump you!" i hope you die in a fiery crash because you're doing the world a disfavor by being alive.

Accident
04/08/09, 12:18 PM
how would your girl friend feel if she found out you posted her deepest secret in a public forum?

you fuckhead

she would probably cry? idk. she isn't gonna find out anyways.

you really are a piece of shit. you can use that in your pickup line to those new chicks you're going out to meet. "Hey i'm a fuckhead! if you date me and i find out you were raped i'm going to slowly distance myself and then dump you!" i hope you die in a fiery crash because you're doing the world a disfavor by being alive.

If I was a real piece of shit I would be posting nudes of her all over the internet but I'm a decent guy so I'm not. Tbh I think you would date a guy like me. ;)

Accident
04/08/09, 12:23 PM
1. You are an asshole for posting this.
2. She needs comfort, not this.
3. Beat the shit out of her brother. Beat-the-shit-out-of-her-brother.


1. I'm an asshole in real life.

2. she needs more then that... probably counseling.

3. yea like that's the " mature" thing to do.. :rolleyes:

I'm DC
04/08/09, 12:26 PM
hahahaha gross

Your girlfriends brother fucked her before you did? That sucks.

anthonydarko
04/08/09, 12:30 PM
she would probably cry? idk. she isn't gonna find out anyways.



If I was a real piece of shit I would be posting nudes of her all over the internet but I'm a decent guy so I'm not. Tbh I think you would date a guy like me. ;)
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7b/Obvioustroll.jpg

Accident
04/08/09, 12:54 PM
hahahaha gross

Your girlfriends brother fucked her before you did? That sucks.


Yeah I know its nasty to think about.

Also the girls on here... is it that time of month for all you or what?! lol


pic


???

kwsqd
04/08/09, 01:00 PM
It's usually a bad sign when you laugh at your own jokes before anyone else does.

anthonydarko
04/08/09, 01:11 PM
???
http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/please-do-not-feed-the-hoboken-trolls.jpg

Un'Aria Ancora
04/08/09, 01:13 PM
1. I'm an asshole in real life.

2. she needs more then that... probably counseling.

3. yea like that's the " mature" thing to do.. :rolleyes:

She needs more than that, not the opposite.
The mature thing is definitely slowly away without explanation.

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 01:23 PM
to be honest. i would kill you. or just cut off your dick and shove it up your ass but i think you'd like that.

Roboman
04/08/09, 01:32 PM
to be honest. i would kill you. or just cut off your dick and shove it up your ass but i think you'd like that.

:clap:

And I think it's absolutely hilarious how much of a cunt this guy is.

zion the lion
04/08/09, 01:34 PM
Yeah I know its nasty to think about.

Also the girls on here... is it that time of month for all you or what?! lol



???

If it was the time of the month I would have said something along the lines of I hope someone shoots you in the dick, or I hope you fall into a lake of gasoline that someone sets on fire. But since I'm only dangerously close to my time of the month, I'll just stick to what I said a couple pages back, and then add that I hope in 20 years you'll wake up bald fat smelly and alone because youre worth less than a used tampon.

Naenia
04/08/09, 01:47 PM
she would probably cry? idk. she isn't gonna find out anyways.



If I was a real piece of shit I would be posting nudes of her all over the internet but I'm a decent guy so I'm not. Tbh I think you would date a guy like me. ;)
See look, he is making this all up, now he's taunting us with nudes which no doubt do not exist. Oh what a tease.

Accident
04/08/09, 01:54 PM
If it was the time of the month I would have said something along the lines of I hope someone shoots you in the dick, or I hope you fall into a lake of gasoline that someone sets on fire. But since I'm only dangerously close to my time of the month, I'll just stick to what I said a couple pages back, and then add that I hope in 20 years you'll wake up bald fat smelly and alone because youre worth less than a used tampon.

Doubt it. I'll probably be really successful in life and be able to dating gorgeous women. =]

to be honest. i would kill you. or just cut off your dick and shove it up your ass but i think you'd like that.

I think you would fuck me on the 1st date if I got you a small bottle...I would defiantly make you get on your knees ;)

I'll be in N.C. in August, I was there last year in Willimantic to check out the bars on wright beach.. we should meet up :-)

Accident
04/08/09, 01:57 PM
See look, he is making this all up, now he's taunting us with nudes which no doubt do not exist. Oh what a tease.

Strong reading skills you got there...




Sorry but I'm not taunting you guys with nudes. Just saying if I was a real piece of shit I would do something like that but I'm not a piece shit so I won't.

Eleven:Ten
04/08/09, 01:58 PM
Doubt it. I'll probably be really successful in life and be able to dating gorgeous women. =]



Hahahahahahahahaha, I wouldn't put money on that.

zion the lion
04/08/09, 01:58 PM
Doubt it. I'll probably be really successful in life and be able to dating gorgeous women. =]



I think you would fuck me on the 1st date if I got you a small bottle...I would defiantly make you get on your knees ;)

I'll be in N.C. in August, I was there last year in Willimantic to check out the bars on wright beach.. we should meet up :-)


yeah youre a troll.

Naenia
04/08/09, 02:07 PM
Strong reading skills you got there...




Sorry but I'm not taunting you guys with nudes. Just saying if I was a real piece of shit I would do something like that but I'm not a piece shit so I won't.
So ... are there nudes or not?

It's the only way to prove someone as disgraceful as you are pretending to be in this thread could ever get a girlfriend ...

fake empire
04/08/09, 02:07 PM
Doubt it. I'll probably be really successful in life and be able to dating gorgeous women. =]



I think you would fuck me on the 1st date if I got you a small bottle...I would defiantly make you get on your knees ;)

I'll be in N.C. in August, I was there last year in Willimantic to check out the bars on wright beach.. we should meet up :-)

bahahhahaha

timbedinosaur
04/08/09, 03:07 PM
Bet he screws better than you.

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 03:28 PM
I think you would fuck me on the 1st date if I got you a small bottle...I would defiantly make you get on your knees ;)

I'll be in N.C. in August, I was there last year in Willimantic to check out the bars on wright beach.. we should meet up :-)

i would definitely NEVER fuck you. and you better not come around where i live because you'll get your ass kicked. you are a worthless excuse for a human being. plus you're ugly as fuck.

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 03:32 PM
:clap:

And I think it's absolutely hilarious how much of a cunt this guy is.

he's a pig. people like him are the reason why i moved from CT back to NC. that and the weather

Accident
04/08/09, 03:32 PM
yeah youre a troll.

to bad I've been here longer than you have... alot longer. :)

its just like me calling u slut.

So ... are there nudes or not?

It's the only way to prove someone as disgraceful as you are pretending to be in this thread could ever get a girlfriend ...

It makes no difference if there is any or not. I already stated twice that I wouldn't do something like that. This thread is just to ask me questions and I answer them, if you don't like it then leave.

disrespectful jerk..

Bet he screws better than you.

Maybe.. I don't know and I don't wanna know.

mick2late
04/08/09, 03:34 PM
Doubt it. I'll probably be really successful in life and be able to dating gorgeous women. =]

You are 21...when do you plan to start moving towards that goal?

Accident
04/08/09, 03:36 PM
i would definitely NEVER fuck you. and you better not come around where i live because you'll get your ass kicked. you are a worthless excuse for a human being. plus you're ugly as fuck.

he's a pig. people like him are the reason why i moved from CT back to NC. that and the weather

I'm pretty sure you would go after me once you get a few shots in ya.. you look the type..(make you squeal like a pig)
Also I will be there in Willimantic sometime in August. I'm like 95% sure I'm gonna be there for a few weeks. :)

and I doubt I will get my ass kicked, I get along great with others.

where did you live in CT?

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 03:39 PM
I'm pretty sure you would go after me once you get a few shots in ya.. you look the type..(make you squeal like a pig)
Also I will be there in Willimantic sometime in August. I'm like 95% sure I'm gonna be there for a few weeks. :)

and I doubt I will get my ass kicked, I get along great with others.

where did you live in CT?

i live in WILMINGTON dumbfuck. and i am not that type i would never drink with you i would never go near you and if you tried anything everyone i know would kick your fucking ass. and why do you want to know where i lived in CT anyway?

Accident
04/08/09, 03:40 PM
You are 21...when do you plan to start moving towards that goal?
Soon I just got my OCC-201

kudos to you if you know what it is..

Accident
04/08/09, 03:42 PM
i live in WILMINGTON dumbfuck. and i am not that type i would never drink with you i would never go near you and if you tried anything everyone i know would kick your fucking ass. and why do you want to know where i lived in CT anyway?

oh there all the same hick towns anyways...


trust me I'm a charming gentleman in person. You would love me.


I was just curious to see what town you lived in thats all.

mick2late
04/08/09, 03:43 PM
Soon I just got my OCC-201

kudos to you if you know what it is..

So you plan on picking up broads during your layaway time?

hellogorgeous
04/08/09, 03:49 PM
what the FUCK is going on with you people these days. GET OFF THE INTERNET

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 03:49 PM
oh there all the same hick towns anyways...


trust me I'm a charming gentleman in person. You would love me.


I was just curious to see what town you lived in thats all.

Wilmington is not a "hick town" and i lived in Cheshire. also considering what you're going to do to your girlfriend i doubt you're a very charming person. didn't your parents teach you any better? or are they as big of assholes as you are?

CTMarshall
04/08/09, 03:52 PM
Soon I just got my OCC-201

kudos to you if you know what it is..

Orange County Choppers™ OCC 201 Style Safety Glasses With Silver Frame And Blue Mirror Lens? wow...how exciting.

chicagogirll04
04/08/09, 03:54 PM
Okay, really just stop trying to defend yourself. This is one of the pathetic excuses for a thread I have honestly seen. Your morals are obviously shitty, and you need a life if you are posting about this.

chicagogirll04
04/08/09, 03:55 PM
oh there all the same hick towns anyways...


trust me I'm a charming gentleman in person. You would love me.


I was just curious to see what town you lived in thats all.


Holy shit. And you tried to defend your grammar earlier?
Did you even pass grade 3?

mick2late
04/08/09, 04:01 PM
Orange County Choppers™ OCC 201 Style Safety Glasses With Silver Frame And Blue Mirror Lens? wow...how exciting.

No, I think he is referring to something that goes along with receiving your flying license.

Accident
04/08/09, 04:02 PM
So you plan on picking up broads during your layaway time?

;)

Orange County Choppers™ OCC 201 Style Safety Glasses With Silver Frame And Blue Mirror Lens? wow...how exciting.

Your Google searched fail you. try again

Holy shit. And you tried to defend your grammar earlier?
Did you even pass grade 3?

No I didn't pass Grammar Nazi school. I kant b kewl lyke u

Wilmington is not a "hick town" and i lived in Cheshire. also considering what you're going to do to your girlfriend i doubt you're a very charming person. didn't your parents teach you any better? or are they as big of assholes as you are?


Your wear a plaid shirt in your picture.. and you say your not hick. lol

I didn't say I was charming all the time! And yes they are even bigger ones.

mick2late
04/08/09, 04:03 PM
;)

I'm not sure if there are enough minibars or flyer clubs in all the airports across the continental United States that would help you reach that goal.

chicagogirll04
04/08/09, 04:04 PM
;)

No I didn't pass Grammar Nazi school. I kant b kewl lyke u
.

Well simply picking the right word to use in a sentence would be nice.
I didn't even comment on your punctuation because that would be a different story.

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 04:09 PM
Your wear a plaid shirt in your picture.. and you say your not hick. lol

I didn't say I was charming all the time! And yes they are even bigger ones.

it was my friend's and i am not a hick. i do not talk in a southern accent. i do not go hunting. i do not go mudding. i do not dip. i do not do anything so called "hicks" like to do.

Accident
04/08/09, 04:10 PM
Well simply picking the right word to use in a sentence would be nice.
I didn't even comment on your punctuation because that would be a different story.

OH NO gee golly

I'm not sure if there are enough minibars or flyer clubs in all the airports across the continental United States that would help you reach that goal.


well as much I would like to be a pilot


OCC = Officer Candidate Course
Yes, I will be leading your loved ones onto the battlefield to protect the U.S.A.



lol but seriously I will be a 2nd lt in the Marine Corps. I'll climb some rank and stay in for about 8 yrs or so and head into the civilian world kickin ass and bossing ppl around. makin dough while doin it. oh ya before anyone says it I'll make sure I'm away from combat so I don't get killed. :) ty

timbedinosaur
04/08/09, 04:11 PM
tits or gtfo

kwsqd
04/08/09, 04:18 PM
what the FUCK is going on with you people these days. GET OFF THE INTERNET
holy crap I haven't seen you in forever!

CTMarshall
04/08/09, 04:18 PM
No, I think he is referring to something that goes along with receiving your flying license.

haha...I was being sarcastic, because the guy is being a huge douche. Motorcycle glasses dont really make sense, do they?

CTMarshall
04/08/09, 04:19 PM
;)



Your Google searched fail you. try again



No I didn't pass Grammar Nazi school. I kant b kewl lyke u




Your wear a plaid shirt in your picture.. and you say your not hick. lol

I didn't say I was charming all the time! And yes they are even bigger ones.

haha...I was being sarcastic, because you are being a huge douche. Motorcycle glasses dont really make sense, do they?

kwsqd
04/08/09, 04:27 PM
No, I think he is referring to something that goes along with receiving your flying license.
He's not intelligent enough to be a pilot.

Your wear a plaid shirt in your picture.. and you say your not hick. lol

I didn't say I was charming all the time! And yes they are even bigger ones.
You're wearing a polo shirt with a white t-shirt underneath, what are you.. 45?

OCC = Officer Candidate Course
Yes, I will be leading your loved ones onto the battlefield to protect the U.S.A.

lol but seriously I will be a 2nd lt in the Marine Corps. I'll climb some rank and stay in for about 8 yrs or so and head into the civilian world kickin ass and bossing ppl around. makin dough while doin it. oh ya before anyone says it I'll make sure I'm away from combat so I don't get killed. :) ty
How can you lead people "onto the battlefield" while staying away from combat?

Roboman
04/08/09, 04:31 PM
Hahahahaha, this just keeps getting better! And it figures that you're joining the military. Perfect worthless meathead material. You sure you don't want to be on the battlefield? A few bullets might do you some good.

Naenia
04/08/09, 04:50 PM
It makes no difference if there is any or not. I already stated twice that I wouldn't do something like that. This thread is just to ask me questions and I answer them, if you don't like it then leave.

disrespectful jerk..
Oh, I get it now, sorry, I misunderstood the point of this thread.
So ... if you got raped by your dad, would you consider that you having sex with him and you wanting his cock in your tight little asshole?
And second question. Would you understand if because of this horrible event your girlfriend decided to leave you instead of giving you support?

speakhandsforme
04/08/09, 05:00 PM
I'm pretty sure you would go after me once you get a few shots in ya.. you look the type..(make you squeal like a pig)
Also I will be there in Willimantic sometime in August. I'm like 95% sure I'm gonna be there for a few weeks. :)

and I doubt I will get my ass kicked, I get along great with others.

where did you live in CT?

Hahaha, I'm starting to like you, guy. You've got some of the girls in this thread taking the bait over and over again. Troll job (which I believe it to be) or not, it's fun to see the exploitation of dumb people, even if it is by slightly less dumb people.


I do enjoy all these posts by girls saying they would like to kill him, castrate him, or, to bring in extreme practices, abstain from sex with him.

hellogorgeous
04/08/09, 05:00 PM
holy crap I haven't seen you in forever!


i know ken!!!! i miss you!

kwsqd
04/08/09, 05:03 PM
i know ken!!!! i miss you!
come back!

mick2late
04/08/09, 05:34 PM
OH NO gee golly




well as much I would like to be a pilot


OCC = Officer Candidate Course
Yes, I will be leading your loved ones onto the battlefield to protect the U.S.A.



lol but seriously I will be a 2nd lt in the Marine Corps. I'll climb some rank and stay in for about 8 yrs or so and head into the civilian world kickin ass and bossing ppl around. makin dough while doin it. oh ya before anyone says it I'll make sure I'm away from combat so I don't get killed. :) ty

Or come back with PTSD? And good to know that the United States Marine Corps. will let anyone in these days.

Duexy
04/08/09, 05:34 PM
OH NO gee golly




well as much I would like to be a pilot


OCC = Officer Candidate Course
Yes, I will be leading your loved ones onto the battlefield to protect the U.S.A.



lol but seriously I will be a 2nd lt in the Marine Corps. I'll climb some rank and stay in for about 8 yrs or so and head into the civilian world kickin ass and bossing ppl around. makin dough while doin it. oh ya before anyone says it I'll make sure I'm away from combat so I don't get killed. :) ty


as a Marine NCO, I can say without a doubt in my mind that you'll make a great officer.

oohrah sir.



</sarcasm>

mick2late
04/08/09, 05:35 PM
haha...I was being sarcastic, because the guy is being a huge douche. Motorcycle glasses dont really make sense, do they?

I honestly didn't read your entire post. I just saw Orange County Choppers and stopped. My bad.

CTMarshall
04/08/09, 05:42 PM
I honestly didn't read your entire post. I just saw Orange County Choppers and stopped. My bad.

I wasn't trying to be harsh man...sorry!

mick2late
04/08/09, 05:45 PM
I wasn't trying to be harsh man...sorry!

Oh, no worries at all. I wasn't trying to accuse you of being harsh or anything. Stupid internet...everything gets lost in translation.

limepomegranate
04/08/09, 05:50 PM
Hahaha, I'm starting to like you, guy. You've got some of the girls in this thread taking the bait over and over again. Troll job (which I believe it to be) or not, it's fun to see the exploitation of dumb people, even if it is by slightly less dumb people.


I do enjoy all these posts by girls saying they would like to kill him, castrate him, or, to bring in extreme practices, abstain from sex with him.

i am not stupid. i agree with you that he is but i am not.

Duexy
04/08/09, 05:56 PM
Hahahahaha, this just keeps getting better! And it figures that you're joining the military. Perfect worthless meathead material. You sure you don't want to be on the battlefield? A few bullets might do you some good.

:frown:
I'm hoping you're not insinuating that the ideal candidate for the Armed Forces is a "meathead" and "worthless material". I understand the military isn't for everyone and I understand that alot of people don't agree with what we do, but many Americans have the fucked mindset (not necessarily saying you) that the entire military is comprised of ground pounding bullet-sponges shooting rifles at everything that moves because they could not succeed in the normal world. I'm an avionics technician by trade and the Marines I work with are anything BUT meatheads. Personally I think the military is a great stepping stone, with the completely free college education I'm getting in service, and the waived tuition fees and Montgomery G.I. Bill I'll be taking advantage of when I get out in 2012. Don't let this guy (who is probably lying about becoming an officer anyway) influence your opinion about the men and women that serve in the Armed Force.

samsara
04/08/09, 05:59 PM
wtf? The OP is fucked up.

zion the lion
04/08/09, 07:13 PM
to bad I've been here longer than you have... alot longer. :)

its just like me calling u slut.



It makes no difference if there is any or not. I already stated twice that I wouldn't do something like that. This thread is just to ask me questions and I answer them, if you don't like it then leave.

disrespectful jerk..



Maybe.. I don't know and I don't wanna know.

Except I havent gone around saying slutty things (seriously)...You've said plenty of trollish things. But I love how you feel the need to call someone else a disrespectful jerk when youre telling people you want to dump your girlfriend because she got raped. Please grow up.

Accident
04/08/09, 07:23 PM
:frown:
I'm hoping you're not insinuating that the ideal candidate for the Armed Forces is a "meathead" and "worthless material". I understand the military isn't for everyone and I understand that alot of people don't agree with what we do, but many Americans have the fucked mindset (not necessarily saying you) that the entire military is comprised of ground pounding bullet-sponges shooting rifles at everything that moves because they could not succeed in the normal world. I'm an avionics technician by trade and the Marines I work with are anything BUT meatheads. Personally I think the military is a great stepping stone, with the completely free college education I'm getting in service, and the waived tuition fees and Montgomery G.I. Bill I'll be taking advantage of when I get out in 2012. Don't let this guy (who is probably lying about becoming an officer anyway) influence your opinion about the men and women that serve in the Armed Force.

as a Marine NCO, I can say without a doubt in my mind that you'll make a great officer.

oohrah sir.



</sarcasm>

How would feel aboutl me being a butter bar and requesting to go to Japan and actually getting it? I know your suppose to listen to your SNCO's and NCO's but it must be hell to listen to a butter bar like me right Corporal? Don't worry I'll make you into a better Marine. :P (yes I'm going to be a Marine Officer)

whats your MOS? probably airwing lol....

(don't worry I'm sure we will be in different Camps)


i am not stupid. i agree with you that he is but i am not.

No one said you were stupid darling.

Or come back with PTSD? And good to know that the United States Marine Corps. will let anyone in these days.

Actually it is pretty hard to get in now with the economy but I'm a pretty smart guy and athletic so I'll probably pass OCS.


Oh, I get it now, sorry, I misunderstood the point of this thread.
So ... if you got raped by your dad, would you consider that you having sex with him and you wanting his cock in your tight little asshole?
And second question. Would you understand if because of this horrible event your girlfriend decided to leave you instead of giving you support?

Never got raped. Must be thinking of someone else.
She won't leave me lol she is in love. ;)

Hahahahaha, this just keeps getting better! And it figures that you're joining the military. Perfect worthless meathead material. You sure you don't want to be on the battlefield? A few bullets might do you some good.

Nice to know you support the troops that fight for you. Don't worry you'll never be twice the man I am.

He's not intelligent enough to be a pilot.


You're wearing a polo shirt with a white t-shirt underneath, what are you.. 45?


How can you lead people "onto the battlefield" while staying away from combat?

Yeah b/c 45yr olds wear polos!!!!!!!!

Actually its harder to be a Marine officer then an Airforce Officer (you have to be an officer to fly the jets if you didn't know ;) )

And nice reading skills you have...

I said joking that I was gonna lead them on the battlefield. I don't plan on getting an infantry post since I have no combat experience. dur dur

haha...I was being sarcastic, because you are being a huge douche. Motorcycle glasses dont really make sense, do they?

Doesn't make sense to make yourself look stupid posting it now does it?

(inb4samethingsaidabouthread) LOL

Duexy
04/08/09, 08:03 PM
How would feel aboutl me being a butter bar and requesting to go to Japan and actually getting it? I know your suppose to listen to your SNCO's and NCO's but it must be hell to listen to a butter bar like me right Corporal? Don't worry I'll make you into a better Marine. :P (yes I'm going to be a Marine Officer)

whats your MOS? probably airwing lol....

(don't worry I'm sure we will be in different Camps)



It wouldn't matter because I'm sure by the time you got your commission (if you ever do) and finish school etc I'll be back in the United States, out of the Marine Corps, and going to school. Earn the title Marine, then we can talk about you improving me. Until then you're more worthless than the common recruit in my book. My MOS is in the very same post you quoted. I love how you criticized someone else's reading comprehension and follow up with a failure at the same task. It's difficult for me to believe that someone with officer potential still can't discern between the proper usage of the words "you're" and "your". I sincerely hope that the officers of the coming generation are nothing like you, otherwise the Marine Corps is going to shit.

You don't think what you're doing is considered conduct unbecoming of an officer? I've seen Marines lose their commission over things they've posted on Myspace. I suggest you calm down with the incest rape stories if you're true goal is to be an officer.

And if you actually gave a damn about the Marine Corps you wouldn't help perpetuate the stereotype that we're all fucking idiots.

Duexy
04/08/09, 08:05 PM
obligatory "Boom, roasted"

MADSTA
04/08/09, 08:08 PM
^^^

he raped, she was 14

didnt ask, should have, was relieved she wasnt telling me she had aids etc.





i am slowing distancing myself until i break up so i wont look like an ashole
Bastard.

lovely864md
04/08/09, 08:30 PM
So...someone find this shithead's address, I'll bring the spraypaint and eggs.

chronomic
04/08/09, 08:34 PM
If she was testing him to see how much she loves her he's gonna fail this test miserably

hahaha no I meant the rape part... as in she loved it and it wasn't rape

fulltiltxb00gie
04/08/09, 08:37 PM
So...someone find this shithead's address, I'll bring the spraypaint and eggs.
i'll provide the toilet paper.

i'm sure someone on this website's geeky enough to track him down.

lovely864md
04/08/09, 08:51 PM
I'm pretty sure you would go after me once you get a few shots in ya.. you look the type..(make you squeal like a pig)
Also I will be there in Willimantic sometime in August. I'm like 95% sure I'm gonna be there for a few weeks. :)

and I doubt I will get my ass kicked, I get along great with others.

where did you live in CT?

Ummm...you seem confused.

anthonydarko
04/08/09, 08:58 PM
to bad I've been here longer than you have... alot longer. :)

its just like me calling u slut.

You're still a troll, no matter how long you've been here.

lovely864md
04/08/09, 09:04 PM
i'll provide the toilet paper.

i'm sure someone on this website's geeky enough to track him down.

I'll swing by and pick you up! I'm thinking we alert this girl to exactly what she's dating while we're at it.

fulltiltxb00gie
04/08/09, 09:08 PM
I'll swing by and pick you up! I'm thinking we alert this girl to exactly what she's dating while we're at it.
and every girl in his town, they'll help us and bring extra toilet paper.

lovely864md
04/08/09, 09:27 PM
and every girl in his town, they'll help us and bring extra toilet paper.

Good. He strikes me as the festering sores type, maybe we can get some juicy blackmail from the girls.

fulltiltxb00gie
04/08/09, 09:30 PM
Good. He strikes me as the festering sores type, maybe we can get some juicy blackmail from the girls.
probably. i bet he was a womanizing asshole even in sixth grade, we have a few years to research.

lovely864md
04/08/09, 09:34 PM
probably. i bet he was a womanizing asshole even in sixth grade, we have a few years to research.

Womanizing=creeper who fucks around with brainless sluts? Cause that's kinda where I was heading.

fulltiltxb00gie
04/08/09, 09:39 PM
Womanizing=creeper who fucks around with brainless sluts? Cause that's kinda where I was heading.
of course, he had to start somewhere.

takemyhand
04/08/09, 10:35 PM
wow, you want to break up with her because she felt she trusted you enough to tell you she was raped?

she deserves someone way better that you, I don't even know her but, that's obvious.

Roboman
04/09/09, 01:01 AM
:frown:
I'm hoping you're not insinuating that the ideal candidate for the Armed Forces is a "meathead" and "worthless material". I understand the military isn't for everyone and I understand that alot of people don't agree with what we do, but many Americans have the fucked mindset (not necessarily saying you) that the entire military is comprised of ground pounding bullet-sponges shooting rifles at everything that moves because they could not succeed in the normal world. I'm an avionics technician by trade and the Marines I work with are anything BUT meatheads. Personally I think the military is a great stepping stone, with the completely free college education I'm getting in service, and the waived tuition fees and Montgomery G.I. Bill I'll be taking advantage of when I get out in 2012. Don't let this guy (who is probably lying about becoming an officer anyway) influence your opinion about the men and women that serve in the Armed Force.

Oh no, I was specifically talking about this joker. My best friend is joining the Navy in a few months on the nuclear track, and while I can't entirely agree with the decision, it does sound like it might be the best for him at this point (very smart kid, not enough money, couldn't finish college due to lack of money). I also know a few other really good guys who are joining the armed forces (they're currently at West Point). I just don't like the OP.

Nice to know you support the troops that fight for you. Don't worry you'll never be twice the man I am.

More like I don't support the perpetuation of utter stupidity that your continuing existence can only lead to. And believe me, I'm not worried about never being twice the man you are, as I would never want to be that huge of a sack of shit.

petethemeat
04/09/09, 01:09 AM
obvious troll is obvious. next.

Naenia
04/09/09, 05:36 AM
Never got raped. Must be thinking of someone else.
She won't leave me lol she is in love. ;)
Hahaha, I'm sure you're trolling now, shame really, prior to this you had been very convincing so I'll give credit where it is due.


Seriously though, where are those nudes you promised us?

limepomegranate
04/09/09, 05:38 AM
i'm sure the majority of my family who are in the military are ashamed that you're going to be in it.
oh and someone did call me stupid because i want to castrate you. i am not stupid but i still want to castrate you.

hellogorgeous
04/09/09, 06:30 AM
come back!


OH I WILL!!! this summer . you bet. i think.. maybe.. i don't know... i will come back to say hi to you and jon of course.. even though i guess i could just call jon. oh well.

SonEric84
04/09/09, 06:32 AM
Try to justify it any way that you like, but you're a fucking piece of shit if you break up with her over something like that.

Accident
04/09/09, 07:21 AM
So...someone find this shithead's address, I'll bring the spraypaint and eggs.

i'll provide the toilet paper.

i'm sure someone on this website's geeky enough to track him down.

I live in New Britain. Want the address?? I would love to meet you girls. :)

wow, you want to break up with her because she felt she trusted you enough to tell you she was raped?

she deserves someone way better that you, I don't even know her but, that's obvious.

It is just weird to have a gf that had sex with her brother.

Hahaha, I'm sure you're trolling now, shame really, prior to this you had been very convincing so I'll give credit where it is due.


Seriously though, where are those nudes you promised us?

never promised them and never said I was gonna give them out. To bad you can't read and comprehend.

i'm sure the majority of my family who are in the military are ashamed that you're going to be in it.
oh and someone did call me stupid because i want to castrate you. i am not stupid but i still want to castrate you.

I'm sure you'll be proud of me once I get my commission. No one is saying your stupid beautiful. Just slow your role down. You thought about taking some meds?

Accident
04/09/09, 07:25 AM
It wouldn't matter because I'm sure by the time you got your commission (if you ever do) and finish school etc I'll be back in the United States, out of the Marine Corps, and going to school. Earn the title Marine, then we can talk about you improving me. Until then you're more worthless than the common recruit in my book. My MOS is in the very same post you quoted. I love how you criticized someone else's reading comprehension and follow up with a failure at the same task. It's difficult for me to believe that someone with officer potential still can't discern between the proper usage of the words "you're" and "your". I sincerely hope that the officers of the coming generation are nothing like you, otherwise the Marine Corps is going to shit.

You don't think what you're doing is considered conduct unbecoming of an officer? I've seen Marines lose their commission over things they've posted on Myspace. I suggest you calm down with the incest rape stories if you're true goal is to be an officer.

And if you actually gave a damn about the Marine Corps you wouldn't help perpetuate the stereotype that we're all fucking idiots.


Haha. I didn't read your first post but I was right in guessing Airwing. They don't send the brightest there...

I'm just having fun, I haven't done anything that will get me dq'd yet. :)

SonEric84
04/09/09, 07:40 AM
It is just weird to have a gf that had sex with her brother.


Rape isn't the same. I could see you having a problem with it if she actually WANTED it...but it's not her fault. You should be trying to help her to help herself, not figuring out ways to break it off because you're a selfish asshole.

popdisaster00
04/09/09, 08:11 AM
go on
You're a wiener.

thespearkid
04/09/09, 08:12 AM
Never got raped. Must be thinking of someone else.
She won't leave me lol she is in love. ;)

Hahahahahaha.

Naenia
04/09/09, 08:25 AM
never promised them and never said I was gonna give them out. To bad you can't read and comprehend.
Wait wait ... so you do have them right? Sharing is caring, dude. And remember, this is the girl who of her own will decided not to fuck you but to fuck her brother instead. What kind of sick bitch is that. I say what better way to get revenge than to share those nudes you have tucked away.

tawtaw
04/09/09, 08:34 AM
Accident is my favourite poster now.

Charles777
04/09/09, 09:08 AM
I feel so bad for that girl.
:(

Charles777
04/09/09, 09:14 AM
she would probably cry? idk. she isn't gonna find out anyways.



If I was a real piece of shit I would be posting nudes of her all over the internet but I'm a decent guy so I'm not. Tbh I think you would date a guy like me. ;)

Holy. Fuck. This might be the single most infuriating post on this site. Go buy a fucking fleshlight and save any other girls the trouble of dating you.

takemyhand
04/09/09, 09:39 AM
well, if I were you I'd hold on to whatever kind of girl I could get.. coz with a haircut like that, and eyebrows like those.. boooy.

tawtaw
04/09/09, 10:00 AM
Holy. Fuck. This might be the single most infuriating post on this site. Go buy a fucking fleshlight and save any other girls the trouble of dating you.

Woah hold up now.

Buy a fleshlight? Are you kidding me? That's harsh.

I mean that's shit's dangerous, man. I mean what if he were to accidentally it?

Jeez...

ohheroine
04/09/09, 11:21 AM
OP is ugly.


just throwin that out there.

Charles777
04/09/09, 11:39 AM
Woah hold up now.

Buy a fleshlight? Are you kidding me? That's harsh.

I mean that's shit's dangerous, man. I mean what if he were to accidentally it?

Jeez...

I hope he accidentally himself

Accident
04/09/09, 12:00 PM
well, if I were you I'd hold on to whatever kind of girl I could get.. coz with a haircut like that, and eyebrows like those.. boooy.

OP is ugly.


just throwin that out there.


I guess its a good thing that girls nowawadays are big whores that don't care too much about looks. Just $$. Also alcohol just makes the panties drop faster.

If we were in the 50's were women knew there place.... I admit it be a little harder for me to get laid but not in this age LOL

tawtaw
04/09/09, 12:17 PM
Eh. I'd hit it.

hockeycoshow1
04/09/09, 12:24 PM
This guy has made the personal life forum so much more interesting.

limepomegranate
04/09/09, 12:30 PM
OP is ugly.


just throwin that out there.

i totally agree. and he doesn't have a good personality. he's not funny or charming. oh and he's an overall DICK. he pretty much has NOTHING going for him.

the daniel
04/09/09, 12:31 PM
go on
Is that you Brandon? I'm Gloria's brother, why would you even post this on a popular message board? You're going to get it now you little fucker.

hockeycoshow1
04/09/09, 12:32 PM
Is that you Brandon? I'm Gloria's brother, why would you even post this on a popular message board? You're going to get it now you little fucker.
ohhh shit.

Accident
04/09/09, 12:33 PM
Is that you Brandon? I'm Gloria's brother, why would you even post this on a popular message board? You're going to get it now you little fucker.


O shi-
















*brb*

Accident
04/09/09, 12:36 PM
i totally agree. and he doesn't have a good personality. he's not funny or charming. oh and he's an overall DICK. he pretty much has NOTHING going for him.

you barely know me babe. but lets get to know each other. I'll go 1st

do you know how to cook?

thespearkid
04/09/09, 12:44 PM
This guy has made the personal life forum so much more interesting.
This.

you barely know me babe. but lets get to know each other. I'll go 1st

do you know how to cook?
Hahahaha.

limepomegranate
04/09/09, 12:45 PM
you barely know me babe. but lets get to know each other. I'll go 1st

do you know how to cook?

stop calling me babe! and i refuse to answer any of your questions! in my opinion you're just a dumbfuck that if there is any god out there will make sure you get your brains blown out within the next couple of hours!

SomedayTheFire
04/09/09, 12:52 PM
Oh wow hahahah

anthonydarko
04/09/09, 12:53 PM
stop calling me babe! and i refuse to answer any of your questions! in my opinion you're just a dumbfuck that if there is any god out there will make sure you get your brains blown out within the next couple of hours!
I know you're upset by what he has said but for the sake of letting this thread die:
http://oinsurgente.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dont_feed_the_troll.jpg

limepomegranate
04/09/09, 12:55 PM
I know you're upset by what he has said but for the sake of letting this thread die:
http://oinsurgente.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dont_feed_the_troll.jpg
fine i'm done with PL for a while anyway.

SouthernCross40
04/09/09, 12:57 PM
If this guy is trollin...excellent job sir.

If not, wow...total dick.

Accident
04/09/09, 01:00 PM
stop calling me babe! and i refuse to answer any of your questions! in my opinion you're just a dumbfuck that if there is any god out there will make sure you get your brains blown out within the next couple of hours!

ok sweethart. enough with the backtalk. I'm sure your father doesn't put up with that shit and neither should I!

fine i'm done with PL for a while anyway.
did i just score?

anthonydarko
04/09/09, 01:10 PM
I posted this before and I'll post this again:
http://gentoo-blog.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/please-do-not-feed-the-troll.jpg
Just ignore the OP, he is nothing more than a troll on training wheels.

zion the lion
04/09/09, 01:11 PM
I'm kind of surprised to see this thread hasnt completely turned into some random chat thread, I thought people would run out of things to say and the asshole would run out of insults by now.

takemyhand
04/09/09, 01:29 PM
I guess its a good thing that girls nowawadays are big whores that don't care too much about looks. Just $$. Also alcohol just makes the panties drop faster.

If we were in the 50's were women knew there place.... I admit it be a little harder for me to get laid but not in this age LOL

Don't know what goes in in Connecticut...
but I know plenty of women, including myself, who wouldn't be considered whores, and there are plenty of nondrinkers out there.

I guess those would be the only girls a guy like you would be used to eh?

" *Where* women knew *their* place" coming from a "man" who looks more girlish than most boys I've seen.


& you know it's not only your looks that are your downfall, but also your attitude, you think you're hot shit.

Accident
04/09/09, 01:35 PM
Don't know what goes in in Connecticut...
but I know plenty of women, including myself, who wouldn't be considered whores, and there are plenty of nondrinkers out there.

I guess those would be the only girls a guy like you would be used to eh?

" *Where* women knew *their* place" coming from a "man" who looks more girlish than most boys I've seen.


& you know it's not only your looks that are your downfall, but also your attitude, you think you're hot shit.


nice tan.

you use orange glo?


but lemme ask you why are you so mad?


u mad?

fake empire
04/09/09, 01:36 PM
limepomegranate has embarrassed herself in this thread

thespearkid
04/09/09, 01:36 PM
I know you're upset by what he has said but for the sake of letting this thread die:
http://oinsurgente.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dont_feed_the_troll.jpg
Shh, I'm enjoying this.

zion the lion
04/09/09, 01:40 PM
limepomegranate has embarrassed herself in this thread

This thing has spilled into other threads...its kind of hilarious.

takemyhand
04/09/09, 01:42 PM
nice tan.

you use orange glo?


but lemme ask you why are you so mad?


u mad?

eh, I get compliments on my skin tone all of the time.

and no, do you really think I would get mad at all over anything you've said?


Honestly the whole women's right jokes are so old and overused, and the orange skin thing?
What do you use, dude, white out?
& who cut your hair?
really.

anthonydarko
04/09/09, 01:44 PM
Shh, I'm enjoying this.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/36/Trollingbackinthedays.jpg

anthonydarko
04/09/09, 01:45 PM
eh, I get compliments on my skin tone all of the time.

and no, do you really think I would get mad at all over anything you've said?


Honestly the whole women's right jokes are so old and overused, and the orange skin thing?
What do you use, dude, white out?
& who cut your hair?
really.
http://www.russiablog.org/DontFeedtheTrolls.jpg

fake empire
04/09/09, 01:46 PM
This thing has spilled into other threads...its kind of hilarious.

indeed

takemyhand
04/09/09, 01:51 PM
http://www.russiablog.org/DontFeedtheTrolls.jpg

nooo how else will I kill time?

hockeycoshow1
04/09/09, 01:53 PM
Man if you scared off lime pomegranate who is he going to piss off terribly this was passing the time in class very nicely.

Accident
04/09/09, 02:01 PM
eh, I get compliments on my skin tone all of the time.

and no, do you really think I would get mad at all over anything you've said?


Honestly the whole women's right jokes are so old and overused, and the orange skin thing?
What do you use, dude, white out?
& who cut your hair?
really.


u mad brah?



u mad?

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7637/daddyi.jpg

.invisible ink.
04/09/09, 02:22 PM
reported.

zion the lion
04/09/09, 02:26 PM
that little comic thing cant seriously be legal...is it?

thespearkid
04/09/09, 02:26 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/36/Trollingbackinthedays.jpg
Seriously, this isn't fucking 4chan. Stop with the goddamn pictures.

takemyhand
04/09/09, 02:26 PM
u mad brah?



u mad?

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7637/daddyi.jpg






I'm not your brah, and no I'm not.

And that was stupid..

Accident
04/09/09, 02:31 PM
that little comic thing cant seriously be legal...is it?

why wouldn't it be legal?



now if i posted a .gif of a kitten getting beat over the head with a hammer .. that might be illegal.

you know animal abuse and all.

anthonydarko
04/09/09, 02:31 PM
Seriously, this isn't fucking 4chan. Stop with the goddamn pictures.
http://irldefender.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/crying-baby.jpg

thespearkid
04/09/09, 02:37 PM
It only gets better.

Accident
04/09/09, 02:37 PM
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2773/philosoraptor2009033016.jpg

am i??


am i realli?????

CTMarshall
04/09/09, 02:53 PM
I think her brother needs to rape you. Then we'll have a new thread to watch you act like a jackass in.

SomedayTheFire
04/09/09, 03:00 PM
Oh fucking hell.

speakhandsforme
04/09/09, 03:12 PM
By acting like a sexist chauvenist, he has proven that even girls who usually carry themselves in an intelligent manner can be made to seem gullible, dim-witted, and shallow. I can't decide whether it's funny or sad that he's so obviously owning this thread.

Duexy
04/09/09, 03:13 PM
Haha. I didn't read your first post but I was right in guessing Airwing. They don't send the brightest there...



:rolleyes:

Clearly they're not sending the brightest to OCS.

spansen
04/09/09, 03:18 PM
what the fuck does the thread title mean?

zion the lion
04/09/09, 03:19 PM
By acting like a sexist chauvenist, he has proven that even girls who usually carry themselves in an intelligent manner can be made to seem gullible, dim-witted, and shallow. I can't decide whether it's funny or sad that he's so obviously owning this thread.

I prefer the word naive...it sounds nicer.

tawtaw
04/09/09, 11:41 PM
Amazing

Duexy
04/09/09, 11:43 PM
more pls

Cheesus
04/10/09, 12:39 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7b/Obvioustroll.jpg

haha this shit is hillarious.

what a winning thread

killerswells
04/10/09, 02:15 AM
this is awesome. please, continue

kwsqd
04/10/09, 06:14 AM
OH I WILL!!! this summer . you bet. i think.. maybe.. i don't know... i will come back to say hi to you and jon of course.. even though i guess i could just call jon. oh well.
haha well you better come back and say hi to me

wroteurname
04/10/09, 07:35 AM
Champion poster.

Accident
04/10/09, 09:03 AM
:)


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TY.


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mattmatumbo
04/15/09, 11:11 AM
what is this thread?

abusedvictim
04/15/09, 11:20 AM
what is this thread?


well lemme answer that for you



Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.

mattmatumbo
04/15/09, 11:24 AM
gotcha

abusedvictim
04/15/09, 11:29 AM
gotcha


http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5527/gottacatchemallpokemonb.jpg

tawtaw
04/15/09, 11:32 AM
<3

EstherJackson
04/15/09, 11:55 AM
you're kind of an asshole for breaking up with her. do you think she was "asking for it"?

abusedvictim
04/15/09, 12:04 PM
you're kind of an asshole for breaking up with her. do you think she was asking for it

I'll answer for the OP. Yes, fucking your own family member kinda crosses the line.

EstherJackson
04/15/09, 12:09 PM
i'm being a hypocrite, I once broke up with a guy when I found out his mom breast fed him until he was 5 (seriously). Or maybe that was the excuse I used.