Can't Keep Up is a weekly article/not-an-article about what it's like to be a music fan in this weird era (and by weird I mean, "ewww.") You may disagree with the stupidity and bad grammar, but you can't deny the fact that NONE of us ever have any idea what is really going on out there. For smart stuff, go, um, somewhere else.
Can't Keep Up #3: Be A Better Thief.
It's no secret that people don't buy music anymore. (It is a secret, however, that I have a baby peepee.) Fine; the cavemen lived without music and somehow learned to tame dinosaurs enough that one day they made every T.Rex and character from the TGIF show Dinosaurs fall headfirst into a volcano. If music sticks around, great. If it doesn't, we'll find...[read more]