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Can't Keep Up #3
Can't Keep Up #3
01/07/11 at 11:06 PM by Blake Solomon
Can't Keep Up is a weekly article/not-an-article about what it's like to be a music fan in this weird era (and by weird I mean, "ewww.") You may disagree with the stupidity and bad grammar, but you can't deny the fact that NONE of us ever have any idea what is really going on out there. For smart stuff, go, um, somewhere else.

Can't Keep Up #3: Be A Better Thief.

It's no secret that people don't buy music anymore. (It is a secret, however, that I have a baby peepee.) Fine; the cavemen lived without music and somehow learned to tame dinosaurs enough that one day they made every T.Rex and character from the TGIF show Dinosaurs fall headfirst into a volcano. If music sticks around, great. If it doesn't, we'll find...[read more]
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11:29 PM on 01/07/11
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Dinosaurs was on TGIF? I could've sworn it was on ABC's Wednesday night line-up at 8PM EST/7PM CST.
12:51 AM on 01/08/11
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This is unbearable. I can't take it. It's like hipster runoff if it was actually written by a 12 year old.
01:34 AM on 01/08/11
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Best one of the three.
05:54 AM on 01/08/11
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Highlight of my day so far. Then again, it is only 1 hour into it, so I sure hope it improves at least a little.
08:03 AM on 01/08/11
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Governor's plan was hilarious.
08:48 AM on 01/08/11
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This is unbearable. I can't take it. It's like hipster runoff if it was actually written by a 12 year old.

I'd rather it be hip than unhip. And I definitely don't want it to be square.
09:15 AM on 01/08/11
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Okay even if someone did the governors plan, they'd still be a better governor for nj than the stick up his ass Christie we have now
10:04 AM on 01/08/11
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Haha, I enjoyed reading that.
10:29 AM on 01/08/11
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I'd rather it be hip than unhip. And I definitely don't want it to be square.
But it's hip to be square - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
12:18 PM on 01/08/11
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Leave New Jersey out of this. Haha.
01:30 PM on 01/08/11
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Dinosaurs was on TGIF? I could've sworn it was on ABC's Wednesday night line-up at 8PM EST/7PM CST.
i looked it up, dinosarus was part of the TGIF line-up for only one seaon of its three. So I guess we're both right!
01:49 PM on 01/08/11
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I can't believe I read all of that... and enjoyed it.
02:59 PM on 01/08/11
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Best one so far.
03:54 PM on 01/08/11
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im watching throbin hood right now. hot shit.
07:32 PM on 01/08/11
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I cant believe I actually read the whole thing lol.
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