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05/28/09 at 05:18 PM by googirl8907
Little girl: Do you have a fiancée?
Lily
: Marshall was here yesterday, they just learned the word fiancée.
Robin: Oh no, I don’t have a fiancée.
Little girl
: Then who do you live with?
Robin
: Well, actually, I’ve got five dogs.
Little girl: Don’t you get lonely?
Robin
: No, I’ve got fiiive dogs.
Little girl
: My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely
Robin: Well, yeah, that’s cats, I’m not some pathetic cat lady, not that your grandmother is some pathetic cat lady – doeesss anybody else have questions?
Little boy
: Are you a lesbian?
Robin
: NO, ARE YOU? Jeez [mumbles] Every woman that lives alone is not a lesbian.
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