So I'm pretty excited to be getting back to school now...should be fairly epic, considering the plans I have involving my room mate. He is the only person I know with a love life that does not exist...by his own choice. Now I've tried to figure out why he doesn't hook up and make dumb decisions like me every once in a while, and the only answer I've gotten is "I am oblivious". This is no reason that he should not get out there and date, so I have gotten a bunch of our friends together and we're gonna play the "Have you met....?" game, (yea, the one from How I Met Your Mother). Don't know if it will work well or not, but it is definitely gonna get him more attention than he is getting right now. If he doesn't like it, I'll stop, but I have a feeling he will be thanking me for it eventually...honestly, how many people have room mates that WANT to get sexiled?