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Politics with an Apostrophe
Politics with an Apostrophe
04/30/08 at 12:04 PM by G apostrophe Ra
You know what's bound to be pretty funny?

If I go into politics in twenty years, I'm sure some smarty-pants cog in the Republican Attack Machine (is this real? Obama and Clinton mention it all the time, but are there really a bunch of Newt Gingrichy-looking guys with "Dark Marks" congregating in alleys and drawing up schematics to undermine Democrats?) is going to use this very blog against me. I mean, heinous anus especially will come back to haunt me. They'll say "you mean to tell me a guy who at twenty years old devised a perverted version of 'Duck, Duck, Goose' in which a group of males sit in a circle and smell each others anuses until one anus is determined to be the smelliest and is then marked as so by being crudely finger-banged is going to be the next Governor of Nevada? Why, that's unamerican! " Sean Hannity, Jr. will be on CNN saying " I really question the judgment of a man who smashed a pie in his own face for thrills as a youngster! He's bound to be weak on national security."

And since Barack Obama's middle name- Hussein- has proved to be so incendiary, I have no doubt that my own weirdo middle name's connotative association with a similarly feared,hated, and depraved villain would be exploited by the Grand Ole Party as well. Imagine what a field day they'd have with someone named G'Ra *Hannibal* Asim!

The amusement I will enjoy from seeing how the next generation's incarnation of Rush Limbaugh will blast me a couple decades in the future on the asinine musings I make now is almost a good enough reason to justify running for office some day.
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