Here are the Rules of Absolutepunk.net, in similar style to the rules of the internet.
1. Do NOT portray TDC in a good light.
2. Noobs: Lurk MOAR, psot less.
3. Always spell 'post' as 'psot.'
4. Anal is relevant to everything. No exceptions.
5. The first to bring psot counts into an argument automatically loses.
6. No matter how bad you are, you're nowhere near as stupid as CrazyRockGirl.
7. Always use the search function before psoting a new thread.
8. Midtown saves, but blink-182 are gods.
9. Liking Nickelback or Tokio Hotel is unacceptable. Get out.
10. Tits or GTFO.
11. Psot MOAR n00dz.
12. You're not as delusional as Mrs. Sweeney Todd. No exceptions.
13. There ARE girls on AP.net.
14. O rly?
15. Ya rly.
16. Try not to multipsot.
17. No matter what you say, this site does NOT need another FTSK thread.
18. Chris Hansen is watching you.
19. Rules 1-19 are absolute.