|Oh Nine Forecast
Cartel's third album will be epic and will make people forget about Chroma and Cartel, even the select few, like myself, who loved the 2nd one more. On the flip, people will continue to write off Cartel because of the Bubble, just because they wanted a reason to not like them. Though, sadly, I wouldn't be surprised by a break up. Don't ask me why.
Paramore's follow up to Riot! will be huge, but won't be as well rec'd as it's predecessor.
Panic at the Disco will release an album more like A Fever You Can't Sweat Out which will please original fans, but upset fans who liked Pretty. Odd. more. They will become more relevant than their presence in 2008. Brendon Urie will continue to sound shitty live.
Fall Out Boy will tour on Folie a Deux the entire year because the album is that good. Pete Wentz will attempt to name his next child after characters from anime movies.
The Maine will make another shitty record and be stoned to death while playing a free acoustic show in Ontario, Canada.
Anberlin won't release a new album, but their next will be a blend of their last three.
John Mayer will continue to be an amazing musician, but total douche to Jennifer Aniston. They'll break up and get back together more times than Coldplay.
Adam Levine, from Maroon 5, will finally come out of the closet despite his heavy appetite for sex with females. This will surprise no one.
Saosin's new release will be decent, but Cove Reber will still be one of the worst live singers in the biz.
All Time Low will make another record just like So Wrong, It's Right which will please their current fanbase, while their lost fan base will wish they made another record like Put Up or Shut Up.
Metro Station and 3OH!3 will make more horrible music, but that will be trumped by an even shittier album put out by Billy Ray Cyrus.
Valencia will get bigger, but not total, mainstream big.
Jeffree Star will marry Marilyn Manson in an elegant, all black, mid-August wedding.
Chris Fallon will kill everyone in PWTs.
|Tags: 2009, Cartel, Maine - fucking terrible, Fallon, All Time Low