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Holy Hell.
09/03/09 at 01:28 PM by Jason Tate
I am afraid there are no words. As if this band wasn't bad enough ... I ... what do you say!?

Tags: fuck this band, image, funny
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Why I Hate Your Myspace Page
02/03/09 at 01:12 AM by Jason Tate
Can I tell you what I don't want to do when I visit myspace?

Scroll down 3/4ths of the fucking page before I get to any information about your band. I don't want to see your shitty ass header. I don't want to see a promo picture of your stupid fucking haircuts. I don't want to search for a picture button. I don't want to have to look around for the tour dates or blog or news updates. It especially pisses me off when the music that starts automatically playing (screw you myspace) is horrible. Then I have to try and scroll down the page and find the fucking music player to hit pause. 9/10 this means I have neon shit in the background as I scroll ... so I am trying to not have an epileptic seizure while I try and pause some suburban 15 year old from telling me how he "wants to leave this town." And if you have an auto-playing video on there with your audio -- I'll close your tab and never look back.

Hey - I'm not the best designer in the world. But STOP THIS SHIT. Your myspace page is as annoying and unoriginal as your music.
Tags: rant, annoyed, cranky, fuck this band, myspace, christian bale impersonation
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Hey, Jeffree Star - Fuck You.
10/10/08 at 10:50 PM by Jason Tate
Jeffree Starr can go fuck himself. Fucking waste of space. Horrible music, horrible trend, horrible "shock rocker," and maybe the most unintelligent "pseudo-celebrity" currently using myspace. Seriously, that's saying a lot. The guy is a flat out fucking idiot. And I'd love nothing more to say that to his no talent face.

Jeffree Star: YOU ARE A HACK. I'd rather dry fuck a gravel road than listen to your "music."
Tags: fuck this band, jefree star, rant
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Oh, and Fuck You Too.
09/23/08 at 03:00 PM by Jason Tate
You know what band I don't give a shit about? Oh, Hush. Seriously, take your shitty music and go the fuck away. I don't care what bands you were in or are in or want to be in - you still sound like a bunch of 40 year olds trying to play high-school pop-punk music. It's lame. Stop. You blow goats.
Tags: rant, fuck this band
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