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Coffee = Ghosts?

03/11/09 at 09:40 AM by Schreiforme417

So, if any of you saw the Colbert Report last night, you'll know where this entry is going.

" 'Visions link' to coffee intake "

"Besides coffee, caffeine is found in tea, energy drinks and chocolate
People who drink too much coffee could start seeing ghosts or hearing strange voices, UK research has suggested."

He mentioned this article and I had to check it out. Apparently, those who drink 7 cups of instant coffe a day or more are 3x more likely to see visions/hallucinate than those that don't.

First of all, hallucinations? That could be pretty freakin sweet. Sorta. Maybe.

Second of all, instant coffee? What the fuck. Why instant coffee? Who drinks that stuff anyway? Spend the extra like twelve bucks and buy a coffeemaker, you'll be better off.

Third of all, hallucinations?

This might be worth the try sometime.....

here's the link to the article.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7827761.stm

Thanks, you crazy brits