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.invisible ink.'s Blog
|I am so happy that I stumbled across this article randomly because it contains wisdom that all males should take notice of when trying to please their women. |
The full article is here, but I have taken the liberty to eliminate the extraneous incorrect information that some silly girls decided to add at the bottom (the correct stuff I'm keeping.) http://www.mensfitness.com/advice/sex_tips/63?print=1 courtesy of Men's Fitness magazine.
She Hates That!
We set out to find out the ladies' biggest pet peeves under the sheets.
You think you have the moves? Well, hotshot, we'll bet at least half the things you're doing in the bedroom really do drive her crazy-and not in a good way. We sent the MF Sex Squad to the streets of New York to poll 1,000 women. Their mission: to find out the ladies' biggest pet peeves under the sheets. Here are the top 10 responses.
1 You only perform fast, jackhammer-type sex.
Why: "It feels more like you are trying to puncture a lung than give me an orgasm," says Liz, 21. "That just makes me numb-varying your rhythm keeps it interesting."
2 You stick your tongue inside her ear.
Why: "It's like getting hit on the side of the head with a big wave," says Ashley, 19. "Or a large, wet jellyfish."
3 You think just inserting your fingers into her vagina is enough to get her off.
Why: Penetration alone won't do. "You can't just go in and feel your way around," says Jen, 27. "You've got to have a plan of action."
4 You vigorously tweak her nipples.
Why: Pinching with varying degrees of pressure depending on her cues? Good. Sadistic, 180-degree turns? Not so much. "You think it feels good?" challenges Deanna, 29. "Let me do it to you and see how you feel about it."
5 You lick her belly button.
Why: "It stays wet in there a long time and ends up feeling sticky," says Julie, 23. You want to use your tongue? Head south.
6 You talk dirty to her-in a derogatory way.
Why: Some girls get off on it-but not all. "Being called a dirty whore doesn't turn me on," says Katie, 32. "It just pisses me off."
7 You hit any part of her body with your erect penis.
Why: "It just makes me want to slap it back," says Trina, 20.
8 You switch it up too much during oral sex.
Why: "Variety is good," says Eva, 30. "But once you've hit the spot and I'm enjoying myself, stay with it. I don't want you to move on to something new."
9 You excitedly suggest she try something you've seen in a porn film-because, after all, the girl was having so much fun.
Why: "She gets paid to do that," says April, 24. "We don't."
10 You put your hand on the back of her head when she's giving you oral sex.
Why: "That is way too controlling," says Karen, 26. "And it makes it seem like we're only there to please you and do your bidding."
What She Said...
Women's biggest pet peeves between the sheets, as revealed to our crew.
"I can't stand it when men act like they know everything, and instead of pleasing you, all they're trying to do is please themselves-selfish bastards." (my note: this directly relates to point 1 - just because you learned how to screw by watching porn does not mean women enjoy being slammed into the headboard relentlessly. Good sex does not equal getting a concussion.)
"I hate it when a guy thinks cleansing your face with his tongue is considered French kissing."
"I hate it when guys are completely naked but forget to take off their socks."
"My biggest pet peeve is when a guy is eating you out and he separates it and opens it like it's a science project. It's as if he's taking notes that he has to study before he does anything. And you totally fall asleep while you're waiting for him to handle his business."
"I hate when guys pressure you to orgasm. They get really pissed off when you don't-most just assume that they're God and can make any woman cum."
"I can't stand when the sex goes on too long and you're just not into it anymore."
"My problem is that once men have their orgasm, most of the time they think they're finished and the woman is left stranded, unsatisfied, and frustrated."
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