"You are a slutt- butt, so shut the fuck up."
"You hating me is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter."(:
I add extra letters to everythinggg.
I'll put your drunken sailor's mouth to shame if necessary.
I like to wear pajamas. All the time. They don't call me Pajama Mama for my chess game.
I'm not gonna pretend to be interesting. I just am ;} ahaha nottt.
Me and my bestfriends are creepers ;]
"Excuse me ma'am, but is your kitten purring? ;]"
I love moments that become inside jokes that you say "good times, good times :')" to<3
"Is she black?" "Idk I'm kinda afraid to ask her"
"Guys... you need to know. I'm a sex addict."
"Idk why but the way he walks kinda turns me on."
"Hey mom." "What are you two upto sweetie?" "Well, I can't find my shirt and Josh just took off his pants." "That's fine just be home by ten."
Paramore, All American Rejects, We the Kings, Anberlin, All Time Low, Attack Attack, August Burns Red, The Devil Wears Prada, Forever the Sickest Kids, Jack Johnson, Bring Me the Horizon, Woe is Me, and justin bieberrr ;] aha not.
The Hangover, Inception, Finding Nemooo<3
Favorite TV Shows
The Office, 16& Pregnant, 24