Born in a city. Lived with that pity. Went to its schools. Learned all its rules. Grew up with friends. Content that they end. Spend most of my time typing my ass off. And another portion listening to punk rock.
Imagine something nice. Give it name. Give it a background. Establish some scenarios, throw in a few faces. Give those names, origins, emotions. I do this for fun. I am the mother fucking Key Zen Wii. The paper be my shield. The pen, my sword. And these fruitless trials being trusted to me are nothing but fleeting days, unveiling the best times of my life.
So come by. Chat. Give me something to work with, and I'll repay you in hardcover, or paperback. Just don't worry. I'll make us happy.
Riot!, Decomposer, In Defense Of The Genre, ...Is A Real Boy, Voices, Jagged Little Pill, A Death Grip On Yesterday, Welcome To The Monkey House, Commit This To Memory, Even If It Kills Me, The F-Ups, E. Von Dahl Killed The Locals, Like Vines, Mr. A-Z, Bleed American, The Everglow, The Graduate, Tight, I Am The Movie, The Black Parade, Ivy and The Big Apples, Mr. Funny Face, Strata Presents The End Of The World, Sublime, Hypnotize, Mezmerize, One-X, Hempilation Vol. 1, Hempilation Vol. 2, Make Believe, Icky Thump, So Young So Insane, Sam's Town, Icredibad, Want
Sunburn vs. Rhinovirus, The Everglow, My Soft and Deep, Most Beautiful Plague, Cocaine (We're All Going To Hell), L.G. Faud, Monsters, The Future Freaks Me Out, The Futile, Let's Get High, Wine Red, Tears Don't Fall, Firefly, We Used To Be Friends, Hair, Paralyzer, Wrong The Right, Here In Your Bedroom, Virtual Insanity, Plane, The Middle, Chain Me Free, Sick Little Suicide, Ahab, Signing Emo, Tornado, Dickface, Mama, Woe, An orgy Of Critics, Becoming A Monster, Spay Me, The Word You Wield, Have At Thee, 99 Red Balloons, CIGARO, Hypnotize, Vicinity Of Obscenity, Lonely Day, Violent Pornography, Pain, Island In The Sun, Say It Ain't So, Teenage Dirtbag, Hair, The Restless, The Theft, Earthquakes and Sharks, Bittersweet, Fit To Be Tied, Run This City, The Phrase That Pays, San Deem Us Ready, Insurance?, Dirty Laundry, Livin' Th' Dream, Don't Trust Me, Crawl, Bones, Love Me Dead
The Academy Is..., Be Your Own PET, The Beatles, Cobra Starship, Coheed and Cambria, Daft Punk, Fall Out Boy, Franz Ferdinand, Head Automatica, 3OH!3, You Me And Everyone We Know, Say Anything, System Of A Down, Hot Hot Heat, The Hush Sound, Jack's Mannequin, Jet Lag Gemini, The Killers, Jimmy Eat World, The Lonely Island, Ludo, The Matches, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motion City Soundtrack, Paramore, Vampire Weekend, Weezer, Save Ferris
Slam, Being, Candy, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Peeps, Doing It
10 Things I Hate About You, Club Dread, Beerfest, Eurotrip, Bring It On, Superbad, The In Crowd, Clueless, Ginger Snaps, Ginger and Cinnamon, Tank Girl, Havoc, The Faculty, Reefer Madness, Dazed and Confused, Coyote Ugly, Devil Wears Prada, Clerks, Bandslam, Youth in Revolt, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist
Favorite TV Shows
Big Love, The College Humor Show, Skins, Gossip Girl, Weeds, Californication, Heroes, Psych, The Sauce, The Boondocks, Dirt, The Riches, Greek, infoMania, The Rotten Tomatoes Show