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Blake Solomon
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AIM: utman678
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Location: NYC
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Ok, fine, I've never done one of these before. And truth be told, nobody asked me to do this one....
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i started a new tumblr, because it's 2009 and that's what people do in the year of our lord...
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03:58 PM on 01/27/14
realguy
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02:21 PM on 01/12/12
JulieLynn
Let's Be Alone Together
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huh?

I'm old, please refresh my memory.
02:13 PM on 11/29/11
JulieLynn
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Did that happen? bahahahaha. Blake...where the F have you been?
07:26 AM on 10/07/11
Caleb Cabrera
gooby pls
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Where you been at Blake? Sorta miss reading those hilarious reviews.
06:07 AM on 01/07/11
Susan Solomon
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School starts next week, so how about one more blog!
10:48 PM on 11/06/10
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I would love to know what rules are thread was breaking? Closing it was really fucked up
05:37 AM on 07/29/10
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i saw you've written a review of beat crusaders. please write more about them.
i love weirdos in mask doing punk :)
12:35 PM on 04/23/10
tomahawk
my new pep pep
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Hey dude. Eagle Scout is playing at this house in Rome, GA on June 6. Better see you there!

http://www.facebook.com/greenhouserome?ref=ss
08:30 PM on 03/23/10
JuneJuly
Allez l'OL
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I like your avatar a lot.
02:48 PM on 02/14/10
muttley
Drop all your things and go outside
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By Torpedo Or Crohn's is so good.
04:00 PM on 02/08/10
refgirl23
at least I'm not a UT fan
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I saw your avatar and felt the need to just yell "I'M BATMAN!" or "I NEED MORE PROTONS!".

Seriously love that show.
03:39 PM on 11/19/09
TachyonEvan
Batman, for example, and Magellan.
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Wait... you go to Mizzou?
05:40 AM on 11/04/09
a speedo model
an enthusiast
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About time.
09:21 PM on 10/29/09
rawspinner
Fight the Cancer
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I just wanted to say I love when you post news. that's all
02:20 PM on 10/29/09
blinkme
Sinatra blue
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You rule for having Mumford & Sons album art as your avatar. I saw them play last Saturday and they were amazing!
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Seriously man there are things that you know, which you should stick to. Punk music. AP general forum. Ugly girls. You know these things. Stick to them. Star Wars. Boba Fett. I know these things and I will stick to them. Please just accept that you're wrong and seeing as how I have first-hand fucking knowledge by way of having read the book where he actually escapes from the Sarlaac Pit and you are going off of what? Your fucking head being so far up your ass that you thought you saw the answer in your small intestines? Shut the fuck up you tremendous douchebag.


Blake Solomon is a retard.


utman8 is one of the reasons the industry is as lame as it as today. Instead of trying to understand the artist, he simply compares the songs to what he's already heard and pretends to be the Jesus Christ of music cridicts. There are a few smart comments i've noticed throughout this review.. some positive some negative, but to compare an artist that is just establishing themselves to the next big thing is a compliment in itself. Looking past utman8's foolish paris hilton jokes you can see that he's the kid in highschool no one liked.. the sinical asshole to put it mildly. These jokes are a simple way for him to seem smarter than the rest and somewhat clever, when in reality noone really get's these retarded jokes, because well... they are retarded.


My ego's like my stomach. It keeps shitting what I feed it.
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Birthday:
April 7, 1987 (27)
Real Name:
Blake
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Male
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Contributing Reviewer
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Single
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Straight
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No
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Yes
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Post Grad
High-School:
LHHS
College:
University of Missouri - Columbia
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Christian
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Moderately Liberal
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White
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