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Usher's new single, "Clueless," is available exclusively in specially-marked boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios at Walmart. RIP the music industry.
Alex DiVincenzo on 11/10/14 - 08:38 PM
Gene Simmons believes those that are depressed should just kill themselves.
For a putz 20-year-old kid to say, 'I'm depressed. I live in Seattle.' Fuck you, then kill yourself. I never understand, because I always call them on their bluff. I'm the guy who says 'Jump' when there's a guy on top of a building who says, 'That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to jump.' Are you kidding? Why are you announcing it? Shut the fuck up, have some dignity and jump! You've got the crowd," Simmons said. "By the way, you walk up to the same guy on a ledge who threatens to jump and put a gun to his head, 'I'm going to blow your fuckin' head off.' He'll go, 'Please don't.' It's true. He's not...
Jason Tate on 08/18/14 - 10:59 AM
Mayor Martin J. Walsh has declared August 6th as Godsmack Day in Boston. I weep for my state.
Alex DiVincenzo on 08/06/14 - 10:17 AM
No one claims to like Nickleback and yet they've sold enough albums for Chad Kroeger to hook up Avril Lavigne with a 17 carat diamond ring.
Jason Tate on 08/01/14 - 11:16 AM
Jason Tate on 07/09/14 - 12:25 PM
It's that time of the year already. Head to the replies to watch the infomercial for ICP's 15th annual Gathering of the Juggalos.
Alex DiVincenzo on 05/12/14 - 10:31 AM
I mean speaking of worse ... what the fuck is wrong with this band?

Update: The shirt has been taken down from All In Merch, here's what it was if you're curious.
Jason Tate on 04/29/14 - 01:38 PM
Avril Lavigne has released a new video proving that no good can come from sleeping with someone in Nickelback. Check the replies.

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Jason Tate on 04/22/14 - 01:38 PM
Billy Ray Cyrus has teamed up with rapper Buck 22 for a sequel to his hit single "Achy Breaky Heart." If you're a masochist, watch the video for "Achy Breaky 2" in the replies.
Alex DiVincenzo on 02/11/14 - 09:41 PM
The previously reported boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX has been called off. Thankfully, it looks like somebody convinced Damon Feldman what a horrible idea it was.
Jake Jenkins on 02/08/14 - 04:58 PM
TMZ is reporting that George Zimmerman will indeed be boxing DMX.
Jake Jenkins on 02/05/14 - 11:11 AM
George Zimmerman, the infamously acquitted killer of Trayvon Martin, is looking for boxing opponents and rappers Game or DMX have both applied to fight him. Apparently, Zimmerman also wants to fight Kanye West for "beating up defenseless people." The irony is choking me.
Ryan Dennehy on 02/03/14 - 01:09 PM
Jason Tate on 01/15/14 - 01:58 PM
Attila has released their Christmas sweater. Baby Jesus weeps.
Jason Tate on 12/04/13 - 03:28 PM
Robin Thicke may have just given the weirdest interview of the year.
My dad was single my whole pubescent period. [Laughs] He had Ms. Alabama, Ms. Dominican Republic—every week. I was like, Dang, Pops.
Jason Tate on 10/25/13 - 02:01 PM
Once upon a time, I respected Lil Wayne's skills as an artist. But now he's added the cherry to the shit sundae that is his current career - contributing a verse to new labelmate Paris Hilton's new single, "Good Time." You can witness the horror for yourself by checking out a clip of the song in the replies. The rapper actually sums up the entire situation fairly well in his verse's opening line "I'm fucked up/I can't tell you what's what."
Drew Beringer on 10/02/13 - 12:22 PM
Since a bunch of people seem to be submitting this, you can check out the artwork to Avril Lavinge's upcoming new album here.
Drew Beringer on 08/09/13 - 12:21 PM
The playing of “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark” by Fall Out Boy during fireworks at the Grand Haven Coast Guard Festival has fueled a 'debate'.
“When we arrived back at the hotel, we looked up the lyrics to see if it was really as bad as it sounds — and it was far worse," he said. "A song about murdering people, tying them up and burning them alive, and general violence."

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Drew Beringer on 08/07/13 - 02:55 PM
I know every single one of you is going to go pre-order the $224.99 Blood on the Dance Floor "deluxe Blood Type 0" package.
Jason Tate on 07/31/13 - 01:31 PM
I See Stars have started a website dedicated to "electronic hardcore music." I'm assuming this means "hardcore music where we don't actually play live" -- but I can't tell because I really don't care.
We aim to break the walls down between EDM and Hardcore cultures around the world. We believe these two worlds are far closer than meets the ear and eye, and use this opportunity as a platform for new ideas and music to flourish. We aim to retain the human element and live performance of music, while embracing the vast skill that DJs and producers around the world have used to revolutionize music forever.

We are the fans in the crowd, the dreamers who walk away from these concerts with...
Jason Tate on 07/25/13 - 12:20 PM
What Happened In Vegas were caught making fake laminates and barcodes to get into Warped Tour this year. Sadly, no one is surprised.
Keagan Ilvonen on 07/12/13 - 11:36 AM
Ronnie Radke has released another stellar rap song titled "What Up Earth?" This time around he discusses the struggles of having to raise himself as a child and if it hasn't become apparent yet, it didn't work out well. And if you missed it, Vice has written up a fantastic new piece about Ronnie and Falling In Reverse's new music video for "Alone." I highly suggest you take the time for this essential reading.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 06/02/13 - 12:24 AM
Paris Hilton has signed to Cash Money Records.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 05/22/13 - 01:40 PM
A Taylor Swift fan was caught swimming a mile through the ocean to get to her Rhode Island mansion and saw her security waiting for him and swam back.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 05/17/13 - 07:40 AM
3 Doors Down bassist has been charged with vehicular homicide. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the man that was killed in this horrible accident.
Police said Robert Todd Harrell, 41, showed signs of impairment and acknowledged he had consumed hard cider and taken the prescription pills Lortab and Xanax.


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Keagan Ilvonen on 04/22/13 - 08:58 AM
Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House on Friday, where he reportedly signed the guestbook: "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."
Alex DiVincenzo on 04/14/13 - 01:24 PM
There's a new Brad Paisley song called "Accidental Racist" floating around. Did I mention it features LL Cool J? Just listen to it in the replies.
Alex DiVincenzo on 04/08/13 - 04:13 PM
A site called RetiredArtists has popped up. Boasting musicians who have been in bands that were "signed and toured extensively, on labels ranging from Victory Records to Bridge 9 Records," the service offers discreet songwriting for the musically challenged.
What do we do? We make it easy for that guy who wants to sing in a metal, hardcore, punk or rock band (but doesn’t have the music-writing friend to help him) write songs. We also make it easy for someone struggling with writing their own music in a band get consistent by writing songs that they can learn, as theirs, and branch off from there.

How do we do it? You tell us what style you want your songs in based on specific...
Alex DiVincenzo on 03/14/13 - 06:09 PM
Psy will release a new single called "Gangnam Shake" on April 13th. Hooray...

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Drew Beringer on 03/11/13 - 11:33 AM
M.I.A.'s new album, Matangi has been postponed until April due to "excess positivity."
From The InterviewIt's due in April, which is the Tamil new year-- April 15-- and I'm still working on it. I thought I'd finished it. I finished it and then I handed the record in, like a couple of months ago. At the moment, I've been told it's too positive. So we're having a bit of an issue at the label. They're like, 'You need to darken it up a bit.' I don't know what it is but as soon as I work that out... I'm taking my time to decide what they mean. It's an interesting one for me. It's like, 'We just built you up as the public enemy no. 1, and now you're coming out with all this positive stuff.
Keagan Ilvonen on 01/07/13 - 07:09 AM
Courtney Love wants to be the only one that can shit on Nirvana's memory as she slams the recent performance.
From Her BlogThere it was. It was bad. Paul better get earmuffs for the bass playing is all, [Krist] is n ot exactly known for [his] brilliance. The only person that would be [in Nirvana with] Kurt as of [his suicide] was and would still be was [second guitarist and former Germs member ] Pat [Smear]. But If they don't do songs they didn't write, I don't care.
Jason Tate on 12/17/12 - 01:33 PM
Sumerian Records has signed Body Count - Ice T's rap-metal band.
Drew Beringer on 12/11/12 - 05:02 PM
Uggs are releasing earmuff headphones. 10 to 1, Joe Deandrea has these on pre-order.

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Jason Tate on 12/03/12 - 01:25 PM
Remember that Nickelback cover Avril Lavinge was doing to do for that anime movie? Well, a new trailer for said movie has like a 30 second snippet of "How You Remind Me" in it -- it's in the replies for the bold.

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Jason Tate on 11/20/12 - 12:41 PM
Taylor Swift is the new relationship advice columnist for Seventeen magazine. Isn't this kinda like asking a patient to cure their own disease?

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Jason Tate on 11/19/12 - 12:12 PM
Ronnie Radke (Falling In Reverse) was arrested again last night at the festEVIL in Jackson, New Jersey. In other news, water is wet.
Keagan Ilvonen on 09/30/12 - 09:49 PM
Continuing in his path of the highest level of class and excellence, Chris Brown has gotten a tattoo of a battered woman. You can see the ink on one of the finest displays of the human race in the replies.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 09/11/12 - 08:40 PM
Jason Tate on 09/11/12 - 05:49 PM
We may as well shut down internet, because Fuse has won it for the day. Head to the replies to watch ICP dissect Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" video.
Alex DiVincenzo on 08/28/12 - 04:15 PM
Avril Lavigne is engaged to Chad Kroeger. Yep.
Jack Appleby on 08/21/12 - 06:52 PM
Looks like Nicki Minaj will be one of the new judges for this upcoming season of American Idol. I don't know about you, but I can't wai - zzzzzzzzzzz....
Drew Beringer on 08/20/12 - 01:56 PM
Dave Mustaine of Megadeth recently claimed at a show in Singapore that President Obama is staging all of the recent shootings in America to pass his new gun law. He also stated that the country is turning into "Nazi America." You can watch the video in the replies.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 08/17/12 - 01:05 PM
Vice News thinks The Gaslight Anthem are worse than Nickelback.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 08/12/12 - 08:07 AM
Aww, shucks! The Emmure frontman's (insert any word for stupid) clothing store has been shut down.
Jason Tate on 08/07/12 - 03:06 PM
A man fell down a 40-foot gorge after trying to sneak into a Nickelback concert.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 07/28/12 - 07:15 PM
Lambgoat has a great story today, telling the tale of a hardcore band named Vice (from New York) and another, newer hardcore band named Vice (from Ohio). The New York Vice wants the Ohio Vice to change their name - the Ohio Vice is not amused. Read the laughable exchange between band members here.
Thomas Nassiff on 07/23/12 - 01:21 PM
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