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Paris Hilton has signed to Cash Money Records.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 05/22/13 - 12:40 PM
A Taylor Swift fan was caught swimming a mile through the ocean to get to her Rhode Island mansion and saw her security waiting for him and swam back.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 05/17/13 - 06:40 AM
3 Doors Down bassist has been charged with vehicular homicide. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the man that was killed in this horrible accident.
Police said Robert Todd Harrell, 41, showed signs of impairment and acknowledged he had consumed hard cider and taken the prescription pills Lortab and Xanax.


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Keagan Ilvonen on 04/22/13 - 07:58 AM
Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House on Friday, where he reportedly signed the guestbook: "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."
Alex DiVincenzo on 04/14/13 - 12:24 PM
There's a new Brad Paisley song called "Accidental Racist" floating around. Did I mention it features LL Cool J? Just listen to it in the replies.
Alex DiVincenzo on 04/08/13 - 03:13 PM
A site called RetiredArtists has popped up. Boasting musicians who have been in bands that were "signed and toured extensively, on labels ranging from Victory Records to Bridge 9 Records," the service offers discreet songwriting for the musically challenged.
What do we do? We make it easy for that guy who wants to sing in a metal, hardcore, punk or rock band (but doesn’t have the music-writing friend to help him) write songs. We also make it easy for someone struggling with writing their own music in a band get consistent by writing songs that they can learn, as theirs, and branch off from there.

How do we do it? You tell us what style you want your songs in based on specific...
Alex DiVincenzo on 03/14/13 - 05:09 PM
Psy will release a new single called "Gangnam Shake" on April 13th. Hooray...

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Drew Beringer on 03/11/13 - 10:33 AM
M.I.A.'s new album, Matangi has been postponed until April due to "excess positivity."
From The InterviewIt's due in April, which is the Tamil new year-- April 15-- and I'm still working on it. I thought I'd finished it. I finished it and then I handed the record in, like a couple of months ago. At the moment, I've been told it's too positive. So we're having a bit of an issue at the label. They're like, 'You need to darken it up a bit.' I don't know what it is but as soon as I work that out... I'm taking my time to decide what they mean. It's an interesting one for me. It's like, 'We just built you up as the public enemy no. 1, and now you're coming out with all this positive stuff.
Keagan Ilvonen on 01/07/13 - 06:09 AM
Courtney Love wants to be the only one that can shit on Nirvana's memory as she slams the recent performance.
From Her BlogThere it was. It was bad. Paul better get earmuffs for the bass playing is all, [Krist] is n ot exactly known for [his] brilliance. The only person that would be [in Nirvana with] Kurt as of [his suicide] was and would still be was [second guitarist and former Germs member ] Pat [Smear]. But If they don't do songs they didn't write, I don't care.
Jason Tate on 12/17/12 - 12:33 PM
Sumerian Records has signed Body Count - Ice T's rap-metal band.
Drew Beringer on 12/11/12 - 04:02 PM
Uggs are releasing earmuff headphones. 10 to 1, Joe Deandrea has these on pre-order.

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Jason Tate on 12/03/12 - 12:25 PM
Remember that Nickelback cover Avril Lavinge was doing to do for that anime movie? Well, a new trailer for said movie has like a 30 second snippet of "How You Remind Me" in it -- it's in the replies for the bold.

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Jason Tate on 11/20/12 - 11:41 AM
Taylor Swift is the new relationship advice columnist for Seventeen magazine. Isn't this kinda like asking a patient to cure their own disease?

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Jason Tate on 11/19/12 - 11:12 AM
Ronnie Radke (Falling In Reverse) was arrested again last night at the festEVIL in Jackson, New Jersey. In other news, water is wet.
Keagan Ilvonen on 09/30/12 - 08:49 PM
Continuing in his path of the highest level of class and excellence, Chris Brown has gotten a tattoo of a battered woman. You can see the ink on one of the finest displays of the human race in the replies.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 09/11/12 - 07:40 PM
Jason Tate on 09/11/12 - 04:49 PM
We may as well shut down internet, because Fuse has won it for the day. Head to the replies to watch ICP dissect Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" video.
Alex DiVincenzo on 08/28/12 - 03:15 PM
Avril Lavigne is engaged to Chad Kroeger. Yep.
Jack Appleby on 08/21/12 - 05:52 PM
Looks like Nicki Minaj will be one of the new judges for this upcoming season of American Idol. I don't know about you, but I can't wai - zzzzzzzzzzz....
Drew Beringer on 08/20/12 - 12:56 PM
Dave Mustaine of Megadeth recently claimed at a show in Singapore that President Obama is staging all of the recent shootings in America to pass his new gun law. He also stated that the country is turning into "Nazi America." You can watch the video in the replies.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 08/17/12 - 12:05 PM
Vice News thinks The Gaslight Anthem are worse than Nickelback.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 08/12/12 - 07:07 AM
Aww, shucks! The Emmure frontman's (insert any word for stupid) clothing store has been shut down.
Jason Tate on 08/07/12 - 02:06 PM
A man fell down a 40-foot gorge after trying to sneak into a Nickelback concert.

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Keagan Ilvonen on 07/28/12 - 06:15 PM
Lambgoat has a great story today, telling the tale of a hardcore band named Vice (from New York) and another, newer hardcore band named Vice (from Ohio). The New York Vice wants the Ohio Vice to change their name - the Ohio Vice is not amused. Read the laughable exchange between band members here.
Thomas Nassiff on 07/23/12 - 12:21 PM
The new Gathering Of The Juggalos commercial, in the replies. Oh no.

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Jason Tate on 07/16/12 - 10:04 AM
North Side Kings vocalist/Danzig puncher Danny Marianino is planning to release a book entitled Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar: A Collection of Hate Mail & Other Crazy Rumors.
DescriptionSince the altercation between Glenn Danzig and Danny Marianino in 2004, Danny has been saving and collection a slew of hate mail, derogatory posts on blogs and messages that are so ridiculous it will blow your mind. Finally, some of the best bullshit following this event has been compiled into an amusing book detailing the events leading up and after a bad decision on both sides escaladed. Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar profiles a regular guys journey in music and learning to shrug off one of the most...
Alex DiVincenzo on 06/27/12 - 12:11 PM
In an increasingly strange day of news posts, Buzzfeed has some images of a grown man who has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos on his body. They range from a simple "Miley Cyrus" on his chest to a horrible portrait on his arm to her signature on his hands. A couple of the better images are in the replies.
Thomas Nassiff on 06/19/12 - 03:51 PM
Miley Cyrus is engaged. OMGFGidontcareasmuchasjoedoes.

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Jason Tate on 06/06/12 - 11:32 AM
Guns N' Roses ban fans from wearing Slash t-shirts to their UK gigs. I can't make this stuff up.
From the Article"We were told by the management not to allow anyone into the O2 Arena who is wearing a Slash T-shirt and we are asking anyone who is to remove it and if they refuse they will be turned away."

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Jason Tate on 06/04/12 - 04:02 PM
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