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Matthew Tsai 04/18/11 06:16 PM

Two and a Half Guys In Tight Clothes
 
Charlie Sheen reportedly invited Asking Alexandria to open for his upcoming tour. The band turned down the offer due to "current tour obligations."

Submitted by heyjoshua

steve187 04/18/11 06:17 PM

lol

PTVsnewO 04/18/11 06:17 PM

Haha

kidinthebushes 04/18/11 06:18 PM

Weird. I guess these guys might be big enough to be main stage acts on Warped after all.

NarcolepsySmile 04/18/11 06:18 PM

No care ever about this band or Charlie Sheen.

Blaise&Panthia. 04/18/11 06:19 PM

Yet more evidence that he is completely insane.

slimfenix182 04/18/11 06:19 PM

lolwut

Madasahatter93 04/18/11 06:20 PM

I smell bullshit...

StepsInADance 04/18/11 06:21 PM

Shitty comedy meets shitty music, seems like the perfect combination.

saturday_snow_squall 04/18/11 06:22 PM

what?!

brandon_260 04/18/11 06:22 PM

Strangest news of the day

Finagle 04/18/11 06:23 PM

Between the amount of cocaine that would be there, and the amount of horse shit, I think this could create a black hole.

leaving_astoria 04/18/11 06:23 PM

drugs fucked up charlie sheen completely.

LexXchaos 04/18/11 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madasahatter93 (Post 88257382)
I smell bullshit...

Yeah. This can't be possible.

Jeff_Ryan 04/18/11 06:25 PM

Why would Charlie Sheen go on tour?

Snow_is_falling 04/18/11 06:28 PM

no way charlie sheen even knows this shitty band exists.

eatbabiesyum 04/18/11 06:28 PM

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

I'mOnAHorse 04/18/11 06:29 PM

Losing

SoundwaveUproar 04/18/11 06:29 PM

Id go... wouldnt pay for it, but if it was free id be there fora laugh

ellagos 04/18/11 06:35 PM

Yet another reason for me to love Charlie Sheen

Goat01 04/18/11 06:35 PM

How many trainwrecks can fit on one tour?

Hidden In NJ 04/18/11 06:38 PM

....oh the humanity...

AdamChildress 04/18/11 06:38 PM

Xd

CheckeredFloors 04/18/11 06:40 PM

I herd about this over a week ago.

Fuckin ridikulus

roche 04/18/11 06:41 PM

Wow, I can't say I saw this coming.

Madasahatter93 04/18/11 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexXchaos (Post 88257601)
Yeah. This can't be possible.

It cant.

ÖzgürKurtoglu 04/18/11 06:44 PM

Perfect opener, really. After that disgusting mess virtually anything Sheen does will be deemed as otherworldly amounts of fun.

the seventeenth 04/18/11 06:44 PM

I don't know if I'm disgusted or impressed.

jake_rm 04/18/11 06:47 PM

That video of them on Kimmel has ruined my night

brandon_260 04/18/11 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat01 (Post 88258381)
How many trainwrecks can fit on one tour?


Russell Peters is supposedly with him in Toronto, so it's not only train wrecks

whoelsebutchris 04/18/11 06:55 PM

Reading this always makes me lol.

KingOfSpain 04/18/11 06:57 PM

......the hell?

foleyfrosh14 04/18/11 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandon_260 (Post 88257482)
Strangest news of the day

strangest news of last week, when it happened....

schenksta 04/18/11 07:01 PM

Why would he ask them? And why would they say no?

i'm a big deal. 04/18/11 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schenksta (Post 88259942)
Why would he ask them? And why would they say no?


Wow, those were actually my exact thoughts.. So odd that he would want them to open, and even odder that they'd turn him down. So much crazy involved with this.

schenksta 04/18/11 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i'm a big deal. (Post 88261272)
Wow, those were actually my exact thoughts.. So odd that he would want them to open, and even odder that they'd turn him down. So much crazy involved with this.

Seriously. That's cool of them for sticking with their obligations, but they could make A TON of money from this.

Thomas Nassiff 04/18/11 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finagle (Post 88257512)
Between the amount of cocaine that would be there, and the amount of horse shit, I think this could create a black hole.

IM DYING

Viva Sonata 04/18/11 07:33 PM

I'm calling bullshit.

circletheworld 04/18/11 07:34 PM

rule #1. you dont turn down a tour like this

wayfarer 04/18/11 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finagle (Post 88257512)
Between the amount of cocaine that would be there, and the amount of horse shit, I think this could create a black hole.

hahahahahaha

Sean Rizzo 04/18/11 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaise&Panthia. (Post 88257212)
Yet more evidence that he is completely insane.

/thread

UnderclasHero 04/18/11 07:38 PM

Submitted this a while ago. and its awesome

TheRealJohnOC 04/18/11 07:44 PM

Yeah that didn't happen.

MindspiN 04/18/11 07:49 PM

I would love to open for Sheeny.

youngz 04/18/11 08:10 PM

I guess Sheen is going scene

Liciakasher 04/18/11 08:10 PM

He probably thought that by having something that awful come on before him, people may enjoy hisact by comparison. Garbage, like misery, loves company.

Calvin Lauber 04/18/11 08:31 PM

hahahahahaha yes yes yes so funny.

JuneJuly 04/18/11 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madasahatter93 (Post 88257382)
I smell bullshit...


Same. There is no fucking way this is true...

andrewshungry 04/18/11 08:36 PM

I've never even heard this band, are they that big?

brent_ster 04/18/11 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debut_Fin (Post 88257742)
Why would Charlie Sheen go on tour?

He's a rockstar from mars, Duh! Winning!