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Jason Tate 04/30/12 04:48 PM

Skip the Foreplay's New Video
 
Skip the Foreplay's new video (in the replies) makes The Offspring's new single sound like Mozart.

Jason Tate 04/30/12 04:48 PM


_veges_ 04/30/12 04:52 PM

If you like this I guarantee you're a douche

guitarguy211 04/30/12 04:58 PM

I was interested in this...and was not impressed by this song. Maybe a few off their new cd will be alright?

jaredohgren 04/30/12 05:07 PM

Aoty

PirateSkater182 04/30/12 05:08 PM

Tomorrows news: This band signs to Rise.

Sounds like every band doing this sound to me without weird highs to it.

Edit: They're on Epitaph?! WHY?!

cwhit412 04/30/12 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PirateSkater182 (Post 107259112)
Tomorrows news: This band signs to Rise.

Sounds like every band doing this sound to me without weird highs to it.

They're on Epitaph. no need.

kidinthebushes 04/30/12 05:13 PM

I wonder what motivates them to scream?

Probably angry about finishing up the last roofie.

PirateSkater182 04/30/12 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwhit412 (Post 107259282)
They're on Epitaph. no need.

Holy shit... I wouldn't even think they're on something big.

Edit: Looking up that fact, they posted this to their Facebook wall 7 minutes ago.
"So to all of you guys who are fans of this page right now, you'll have the right to play the hipster game and say to your friends: "I was a fan before their debut was even out." :-|

Christian Wagner 04/30/12 05:15 PM

This band has vitality. Good for Epitaph for making a smart business decision.

Adam Pfleider 04/30/12 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Wagner (Post 107259672)
This band has vitality. Good for Epitaph for making a smart business decision.


Trolololololol

subplotofcrows 04/30/12 05:22 PM

I was honestly expecting worse. Band is tolerable at least. New Offspring song is awful and embarrassing. This is just cookie cutter.

Mochem 04/30/12 05:27 PM

I don't like it at all, but I don't think it's worse than that Offspring song. It's just vapid party music for people who like heavy stuff.

Christian Wagner 04/30/12 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam Pfleider (Post 107260052)
Trolololololol

Too bad I was being serious. :sadangel:

I can see this band being the next ISMFOF with even more potential. Both sides will prosper from this.

Jason Tate 04/30/12 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Wagner (Post 107260502)
Too bad I was being serious. :sadangel:

I can see this band being the next ISMFOF with even more potential. Both sides will prosper from this.


Christian Wagner 04/30/12 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason Tate (Post 107260842)

I don't like the band. I don't. This is not me but I believe this band will make Epitaph some cash. Kids will eat this shit up.

Jason Tate 04/30/12 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Wagner (Post 107260952)
I don't like the band. I don't. This is not me but I believe this band will make Epitaph some cash. Kids will eat this shit up.


xtbs7645x 04/30/12 05:47 PM

Was expecting far worse, I cant tolerate them.. something I cant say for about 95% of the bands in that genre.

subplotofcrows 04/30/12 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Wagner (Post 107260502)
Too bad I was being serious. :sadangel:

I can see this band being the next ISMFOF with even more potential. Both sides will prosper from this.

This is the most heartbreaking smiley I have ever seen. :(

Sloth7 04/30/12 06:01 PM

Andrew WK should be mad the vocalist of this horrible band kinda looks like him. But then again, I don't think Andrew WK gets mad too often.

DemBitties 04/30/12 06:44 PM

This is bad, but nowhere near as bad as the new Offspring single. C'mon Jason.

Now obviously comparing the two bands are a totally different story...a near landslide in the Offspring's favor.

But this song is still the best of both songs, as much as it pains me to say.

imtherealdave 04/30/12 07:06 PM

This is awful, but the Offspring song is even worse.

That being sad, I have no idea what's going on here.. is bro-core/clubmusic a thing now?

imtherealdave 04/30/12 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sloth7 (Post 107262342)
Andrew WK should be mad the vocalist of this horrible band kinda looks like him. But then again, I don't think Andrew WK gets mad too often.

He's too busy partying.




NationalProduct 04/30/12 07:26 PM

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incognitojones 04/30/12 07:32 PM

This would have been a safe bet to make some quick cash like two years ago, now not so sure.

nycscarface146 04/30/12 07:33 PM

This band is pathetic. They opened for Silverstein at the House of Vans Free Show and they were so concerned with sound checking their back tracks. The sound guy said they didn't need to soundcheck. So they walked off the stage furiously and came right back out to play a few seconds of a song to hear how everything sounded. Then suddenly ran off stage to prepare for their intro. They were more concerned with their pathetic intro then how terrible their music is.

Also one of the band members played in a cooking apron in his underwear...I think there was like 7 people in the band maybe 8? The next time we hear about this band will be when the cops find a 15 year old on their bus.

fna4 04/30/12 07:51 PM

Even though I agree with the argument that all music is subjective songs like this are good proof that it's not.

rawspinner 04/30/12 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Wagner (Post 107259672)
This band has vitality. Good for Epitaph for making a smart business decision.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam Pfleider (Post 107260052)
Trolololololol



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Quote:

Originally Posted by imtherealdave (Post 107267322)
He's too busy partying.





So awesome!

Brandon Allin 04/30/12 08:52 PM

Offspring track is terrible, but I'd rather listen to that kind of mid-90s dad rap rock over this shit any day of the week.

March_Faster!! 04/30/12 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Tate (Post 107260842)

Fuckin hilarious GIF. I can't stop quoting JT today, but I'd still take this track over that Offspring one. Don't get me wrong, they're both total shit, however I didn't expect anything from STF (and won't from here on out), but I know the Offspring can do better. That traumatized me. Fuck, new music is killing me.

StephenYoung 04/30/12 09:10 PM

Guys in Montreal's underground scene told me that a few of these guys were in credible hardcore/grind bands and decided to start this to get famous. Not sure if that's exactly how it happened, but I know the singer was in what I was told was a "cool chaotic hardcore band".

Also, I can see this getting really big. It's way better than Abandon All Ships/Attila/all "party metal", and it's shallow and bad enough to get enough mass appeal. So well, there's that.

XenoLovegood 04/30/12 09:12 PM

I was able to tolerate it for the first minute because it just sounded like another generic metalcore band. Synths made it worse, but I was expecting them and pressed on. 1:35 is where it become so unbearably bad that I had to turn it off. Epitaph, I am disappoint.

TheSkyline 04/30/12 09:38 PM

Ew. This is like a really awful version of BMTH. I guess I see why this is a good move for business, might sell well for douche bros and stupid girls, which there's a lot of. But not cool since I just want Epitaph to be a cool label so badly.

ACA 04/30/12 09:42 PM

accidentally saw them live in brooklyn last month


imtherealdave 04/30/12 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ACA (Post 107280832)
accidentally saw them live in brooklyn last month


I can't imagine what it would be like to accidentally walk into something like that. I'd probably have to go to counseling afterwards.

windigo11 04/30/12 10:09 PM

these guys actually put on a pretty awesome show when i saw them open for oh, sleeper.

Chris Fallon 04/30/12 10:10 PM

C'mon Gurewitz, have some integrity!

NickNodirection 04/30/12 10:14 PM

Montreal is truly sorry for this. truly.

Coverbydesign 04/30/12 10:51 PM

Saw people bitching about this band in a R/metalcore. Went on youtube and saw their taking over the city video. And really the only thing I liked out of it was the tank top I saw that said Death Fucking Metal. Other then that this band is trash and needs to go away. If I had to pick between Attack Attack or this Band to listen to for the rest of my life. Ill take Attack Attack because at least they try to put some form of talent into their music.

Coverbydesign 04/30/12 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by StephenYoung (Post 107277622)
Guys in Montreal's underground scene told me that a few of these guys were in credible hardcore/grind bands and decided to start this to get famous. Not sure if that's exactly how it happened, but I know the singer was in what I was told was a "cool chaotic hardcore band".

Also, I can see this getting really big. It's way better than Abandon All Ships/Attila/all "party metal", and it's shallow and bad enough to get enough mass appeal. So well, there's that.

Granted Fronz and the rest of Attila give less fucks about most things. They at least try to put some form of effort into the music and do not wash out their lack of talent with dubstep and electro beats.

punchlinekid182 04/30/12 11:06 PM

i didnt hate that as much as i probably should've

whiterussian 04/30/12 11:07 PM

Somebody show this to Dennis Lyxzén.

whenyourearound 04/30/12 11:10 PM

I can't believe this shit is still around, just go the fuck away already. and their name is a fucking joke too.

meleedub 04/30/12 11:26 PM

no nothing is worse than that offspring song

nothing

AlexHuffman 04/30/12 11:47 PM

Yeah, I mean, this was basically a Miss May I song with some synth during a heavy part and a gimmicky pop/dance part. It's a flash in the pan, but not terrible.

This band sounding like this out the gate is way less tragic than that monstrosity The Offspring did. They already have their money, why do something so indefensible?

randys950 05/01/12 12:26 AM

i wouldn't be surprised if the alarm clock on my iPhone doesn't go off tomorrow morning in retaliation*of playing the video

steve187 05/01/12 01:00 AM

thanks for helping me find my new favorite song

deanster321 05/01/12 03:18 AM

This isn't good but it's not downright horrible or anything. It probably says more about the others but they seem to be one of the better bands I've heard who play this sort of music.

Archael 05/01/12 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by imtherealdave (Post 107267322)
He's too busy partying.




I'm not such a good fan of his music, or that TV show of his, but I love that man. He seems like such a fun guy.

Archael 05/01/12 03:32 AM

This song was just nothing special, well, it wasn't so bad until the girl came in fucked it even worse. Offspring was God-awful, it's completely ridiculous - it's like they're trying to fuck their remaining fan base.