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Jason Tate 06/06/12 12:27 PM

Morrissey To Retire in Two Years
 
Looks like Morrissey is going to be retiring in two years, at age 55. I wish I could write something as poignant and emo as he could to describe my sadness at this news.

Submitted by Chris92

kinevil kinevil 06/06/12 12:30 PM

no, damn it.

oneeightytwo 06/06/12 12:32 PM

One last show (/tour) as The Smiths would be the best way to make this less sad.

PirateSkater182 06/06/12 12:36 PM

Smiths or gtfo.

Jordioteque 06/06/12 12:37 PM

Seriously... enough with the Morrissey jokes... they're just not funny anymore. Everyone's made them a thousand times, and yet he still makes great music. Not as good as The Smiths, but who honestly ever expected that?

incognitojones 06/06/12 12:37 PM

Hope after retirement he just a fun dude who parties all the time and is all positive and crazy.

xBranx 06/06/12 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incognitojones (Post 108992272)
Hope after retirement he just a fun dude who parties all the time and is all positive and crazy.


I can see it now
"Morrissey Finally Embraces YOLO"

Uncalled Four 06/06/12 12:49 PM

Glad i got to see him two weeks ago in Bakersfield. One of the most interesting shows i've ever been to. During "Meat is Murder" he had images projected of animals being mutilated in a slaughterhouse and he was almost crying as he was singing. The audience didn't know how to react. Anyway, great show, amazing post-Smiths career. More than most solo artists can accomplish after leaving the band that made them famous

maxvsmaradona 06/06/12 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordioteque (Post 108992232)
Seriously... enough with the Morrissey jokes... they're just not funny anymore. Everyone's made them a thousand times, and yet he still makes great music. Not as good as The Smiths, but who honestly ever expected that?


I should've stopped them, because I think I've heard those ones before.

incognitojones 06/06/12 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xBranx (Post 108992432)
I can see it now
"Morrissey Finally Embraces YOLO"

"Now your opening act for Andrew W.K., Morrissey!"

"I told you man, I retired. just call me Maury. NOW WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN PARTY!!"

*does a beer bong on stage before unleashing a hard house set*

TomAce 06/06/12 12:52 PM

i don't believe this for a second

COREhorizon 06/06/12 12:53 PM

More time to protest and complain about stuff.

deanster321 06/06/12 12:55 PM

Hopefully he extends his retirement to being a dick amirite

Holly HoX! 06/06/12 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomAce (Post 108993362)
i don't believe this for a second


Yup

xBranx 06/06/12 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incognitojones (Post 108993282)
"Now your opening act for Andrew W.K., Morrissey!"

"I told you man, I retired. just call me Maury. NOW WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN PARTY!!"

*does a beer bong on stage before unleashing a hard house set*

HAHAHA that second fucking quote:overhead: