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Original Members of The Beach Boys Get Fired
Brian Wilson, Al Jardine and David Marks have been fired from the Beach Boys.
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Mike Love is a douchebag.
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Wow.
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Who?
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WAIT! ... this is completely hilarious. We all know that Brian is a d-bag sometimes, but why would he fire the talented members? Dumb.
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Lol wut.
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Nothing to say but whatthefuckingfuck
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Brian Wilson > Mike Love
Fuck I should have seen them this summer. |
lolwut
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wat.
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lolololololololol
awful, but for some reason i find this hilarious. |
What?
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Brian Wilson was one of the fired people. I know, I know, reading is tough. Happy I got to see them on the tour that just passed, looks like that may have been it for them. |
Da fuk
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Not that I know much about the Beach Boys, but isn't Brian the main songwriter or something?
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hahahaha Brian Wilson should've fired the Beach Boys.
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Mike Love is the only member I respect, because he came through for the We Love Our Children Telethon '90.
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Oof.
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this would be big news in the 1960s
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That's unreal.
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...and he has the last name Love? Oh wait so does Courtney Love, forget I said anything.
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^this |
This would be like Ringo kicking out Paul, John and George.
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They're all primary writers. Brian writes a lot/most of the songs when he's in the band, but the other guys all write as well, specifically when Wilson is off Wilson'ing. Mike Love owns the rights to 'The Beach Boys', so he can pull shit like this. Love would also rather play Kokomo with John Stamos, whereas Wilson would rather play obscure songs from their obscure albums - two personality types that are hard to meld. Love will probably tour with a hired band, as the Beach Boys, and Wilson will probably tour under his own name or as te Beach Boys Band. Jardine may play with him. |
Lol at Mike Love.
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What in the actual fuck...
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Mike, where is the Love?
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Totally. You know, because they just released a new album with the original members in June and are touring together right now. Idiot. |
mike love is a great troll
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Genuinely staggered at the sheer hilarity of this. Did Mike Love think that people wouldn't notice and/or care?
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fuck mike love
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Even happier now that I caught them with Brian over the summer. Mike Love was redeeming himself in my book by putting a lot of focus on Brian and giving him a ton of credit during all the promotion of their new album and tour. While I expected them to part ways again after the tour, it bums me out that it wasn't mutual, especially since Brian wants to continue with them.
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SO happy I saw them this summer. They were incredible.
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Not really an equal comparison. Mike Love was the co-frontman and was far more integral to the Beach Boys than Ringo ever was to the Beatles. Still, he's kind of a dbag. |
What is the difference between getting kicked out and getting fired?
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For real?
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so much for wanting to see them play now
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From one point of view, this is ridiculous.
From another, it's a big I TOLD YOU SO moment for everyone who saw their "comeback" performances on TV and thought they sounded like shit. |
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change that. the shit you say is dumb and i dont want anyone to think we know each other. edit: actually, dont. for the purpose of advertising limbeck, I will bite that social bullet. |
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Exactly what I was thinking. We should've known Love was too much of a douche to let the good times roll on for very long. |
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regardless, things like this make me wish Dennis Wilson was still alive. he'd crack a bottle over Mike Loves head and tell him he's fired. you can't fire a Wilson from the Beach Boys, I don't care what copyright you have. |
Everyone go listen to Wild Honey
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Dennis' solo shit is dank with a capital D |
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They were downright flawless when I saw them live. The songs all sounded better live than their counterparts on record. They harmonies are stronger, there's better instrumentation... The concert they put on in St. Augustine was one of the best concerts I've seen, and those old lunatics played for 3 hours. |
I really hope Buckethead ends up in the Beach Boys.
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Brian Wilson IS the beach boys.....
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Fred Mascherino, Matt Fazzi & Matt Rubano will be filling out The Beach Boys line-up now. Wilson & Jardine will tour as a hop-hop duo, Da Beach Boiz.
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