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kianacarly 09/30/12 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Who Is Ryan? (Post 113660652)
She said she was "Hosting a party", but since her and her flesh-color bearded husband are broke as fuck I wouldn't be surprised...


Will it be better than this?

omg she wishes she was Britney at the 2000 VMAs.

Who Is Ryan? 09/30/12 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kianacarly (Post 113660762)
omg she wishes she was Britney at the 2000 VMAs.

I would say that the song sounds like a Britney b track, but most of Britney's b tracks are actually good...

kianacarly 09/30/12 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Who Is Ryan? (Post 113660782)
I would say that the song sounds like a Britney b track, but most of Britney's b tracks are actually good...

Yes, anyone can say what they want but Britney is pretty consistent and knows what works with her voice. Isn't Heidi the one who took a song that Taylor Momsen wrote when she was like eight, lol?

Just checked, and yep. Don't know why I remembered that tidbit of info:

“I recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag… just recently sang it and put it out as her single. “I’m like, ‘OK, dude, you’re singing an eight year old’s words, but that’s cool.'

justbradley 10/01/12 12:19 AM

http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoasts...jesse_camp.php

According to this article, her debut record is only sold at Hot Topic. It makes sense why the album sales were quite low.

I'm not defending her, nor am I a fan, but I just thought I'd point that out.

Mattylikesfilms 10/01/12 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by drewbaldy (Post 113659832)
Also, very few AP bands are good.


True.

Joey (J-Train) 10/01/12 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by drewbaldy (Post 113659832)
Also, very few AP bands are good.


SO BRAVE.

calciumwaste 10/01/12 01:38 AM

It doesn't say that she's the second worst ever though. It names two albums that we know sold worse than hers (so at worst she's 3rd), but I would imagine that there must be more? Even just counting majors there have to be some other albums that flopped so hard that no one remembers them.

Dustin Harkins 10/01/12 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by justbradley (Post 113661132)
http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoasts...jesse_camp.php

According to this article, her debut record is only sold at Hot Topic. It makes sense why the album sales were quite low.

I'm not defending her, nor am I a fan, but I just thought I'd point that out.

Ahh, didn't know that.

deezee 10/01/12 04:23 AM

I kind of feel sorry for her.

deezee 10/01/12 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by drewbaldy (Post 113659832)
Also, very few AP bands are good.

:-d

seventwenty3 10/01/12 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Who Is Ryan? (Post 113660652)
She said she was "Hosting a party", but since her and her flesh-color bearded husband are broke as fuck I wouldn't be surprised...


It won't be too long before she's doing porn.

Joe DeAndrea 10/01/12 05:17 AM

hahahahahahahahaha

dmcaloon 10/01/12 05:19 AM

Alright, way to go! I consider this great news.

Born_For_This 10/01/12 05:29 AM

By not knowing who she is, I feel proud to have contributed, in some small way, to this.

Mario57 10/01/12 05:46 AM

Tigers Jaw are pissed