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Keagan Ilvonen 09/30/12 09:55 PM

Kreayshawn Has Second Worst Selling Debut Ever
 
Kreayshawn had the second worst selling debut of all time, selling 3,900 copies of her new album, Somethin 'Bout Kreay in its release week.

Submitted by ari telescope

wtfjaked 09/30/12 09:57 PM

The only reason I know her is because of a few videos she's done with Andy Milonakis.

Steve Alcala 09/30/12 09:58 PM

She managed to sell that many?

bobsheiskawy 09/30/12 09:58 PM

*its

honkytonk 09/30/12 10:00 PM

Couldn't have gone to a more deserving artist

Dustin Harkins 09/30/12 10:02 PM

"WE MADE HISTORY!" - People who for some reason actually bought the album

Anthony Lutz 09/30/12 10:03 PM

Never heard of her, guess that explains why she failed to move any copies.

WhoSaidThat? 09/30/12 10:03 PM

No comment.

Chuck! 09/30/12 10:05 PM

...based on what criteria? I'm sure there's a ton of AP-esque bands that sell way less in week one

kbomb001 09/30/12 10:05 PM

I still love her

TorontoMatt 09/30/12 10:06 PM

she sounds so raunchy. back in my day the Milkshake song was the raunchiest. Now things sure have changed.

TheRealJohnOC 09/30/12 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck! (Post 113658942)
...based on what criteria? I'm sure there's a ton of AP-esque bands that sell way less in week one

I'm assuming major label release? Could be wrong.

ZEZEtheX 09/30/12 10:10 PM

shame. it's actually a fun album.

Keagan Ilvonen 09/30/12 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRealJohnOC (Post 113659022)
I'm assuming major label release? Could be wrong.

Correct.

AgainstTheCurrent 09/30/12 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck! (Post 113658942)
...based on what criteria? I'm sure there's a ton of AP-esque bands that sell way less in week one

Major Label release. Very few AP bands are on majors.

kianacarly 09/30/12 10:20 PM

I, for one, never saw this coming


TerrancePryor 09/30/12 10:20 PM

I'm pretty sure Heidi Montag has the worst selling debut of all time.

EDIT: Montag's album on Warner Bros. Records sold less than 1,000 copies in the first week(apparently 500 copies). Not sure why Jesse Camp is up there as worst selling debut album of all time.

hiya 09/30/12 10:21 PM

Wow. There's like 4 decent songs on the album, but of course nothing remarkable. I def. would have assumed she'd sell more, the label didn't seem to push it that hard though.

sergioisevil 09/30/12 10:30 PM

That fact that it was sold at limited retailers sure didn't help. I used to dislike her but it's fun music, so fuck it. I didn't expect it to sell much but I definitely didn't see this coming.

jasonmeowz 09/30/12 10:30 PM

someone actually came here to defending this piece of shit?

BaysideISbetter 09/30/12 10:38 PM

Yeah, that's about right

drewbaldy 09/30/12 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AgainstTheCurrent (Post 113659172)
Major Label release. Very few AP bands are on majors.


Also, very few AP bands are good.

Who Is Ryan? 09/30/12 10:41 PM

I'm here for this


ExtremeAvalanch 09/30/12 10:46 PM

Ooh damn she be sellin Adderall dis bitch is bad!

SupMikecheck 09/30/12 10:49 PM

Hope for humanity +1

MixedwithBlood 09/30/12 11:10 PM

He is she? Mind.blown.

ari telescope 09/30/12 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerrancePryor (Post 113659462)
I'm pretty sure Heidi Montag has the worst selling debut of all time.

EDIT: Montag's album on Warner Bros. Records sold less than 1,000 copies in the first week(apparently 500 copies). Not sure why Jesse Camp is up there as worst selling debut album of all time.


Okay that's what I thought too, but I figured that was the self-released one. Maybe people are just trying to forget her so hard that she doesn't even count.

juice182 09/30/12 11:24 PM

heidi montag is apparently stripping somewhere near vegas soon according to a billboard i saw today.

Who Is Ryan? 09/30/12 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juice182 (Post 113660632)
heidi montag is apparently stripping somewhere near vegas soon according to a billboard i saw today.

She said she was "Hosting a party", but since her and her flesh-color bearded husband are broke as fuck I wouldn't be surprised...


Will it be better than this?

OurLadyCoolbean 09/30/12 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewbaldy (Post 113659832)
Also, very few AP bands are good.

Damn, you're provocative

kianacarly 09/30/12 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Who Is Ryan? (Post 113660652)
She said she was "Hosting a party", but since her and her flesh-color bearded husband are broke as fuck I wouldn't be surprised...


Will it be better than this?

omg she wishes she was Britney at the 2000 VMAs.

Who Is Ryan? 09/30/12 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kianacarly (Post 113660762)
omg she wishes she was Britney at the 2000 VMAs.

I would say that the song sounds like a Britney b track, but most of Britney's b tracks are actually good...

kianacarly 09/30/12 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Who Is Ryan? (Post 113660782)
I would say that the song sounds like a Britney b track, but most of Britney's b tracks are actually good...

Yes, anyone can say what they want but Britney is pretty consistent and knows what works with her voice. Isn't Heidi the one who took a song that Taylor Momsen wrote when she was like eight, lol?

Just checked, and yep. Don't know why I remembered that tidbit of info:

“I recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag… just recently sang it and put it out as her single. “I’m like, ‘OK, dude, you’re singing an eight year old’s words, but that’s cool.'

justbradley 10/01/12 12:19 AM

http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoasts...jesse_camp.php

According to this article, her debut record is only sold at Hot Topic. It makes sense why the album sales were quite low.

I'm not defending her, nor am I a fan, but I just thought I'd point that out.

Mattylikesfilms 10/01/12 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewbaldy (Post 113659832)
Also, very few AP bands are good.


True.

Joey (J-Train) 10/01/12 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewbaldy (Post 113659832)
Also, very few AP bands are good.


SO BRAVE.

calciumwaste 10/01/12 01:38 AM

It doesn't say that she's the second worst ever though. It names two albums that we know sold worse than hers (so at worst she's 3rd), but I would imagine that there must be more? Even just counting majors there have to be some other albums that flopped so hard that no one remembers them.

Dustin Harkins 10/01/12 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justbradley (Post 113661132)
http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoasts...jesse_camp.php

According to this article, her debut record is only sold at Hot Topic. It makes sense why the album sales were quite low.

I'm not defending her, nor am I a fan, but I just thought I'd point that out.

Ahh, didn't know that.

deezee 10/01/12 04:23 AM

I kind of feel sorry for her.

deezee 10/01/12 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewbaldy (Post 113659832)
Also, very few AP bands are good.

:-d

seventwenty3 10/01/12 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Who Is Ryan? (Post 113660652)
She said she was "Hosting a party", but since her and her flesh-color bearded husband are broke as fuck I wouldn't be surprised...


It won't be too long before she's doing porn.

Joe DeAndrea 10/01/12 05:17 AM

hahahahahahahahaha

dmcaloon 10/01/12 05:19 AM

Alright, way to go! I consider this great news.

Born_For_This 10/01/12 05:29 AM

By not knowing who she is, I feel proud to have contributed, in some small way, to this.

PetitnaindesĪles 10/01/12 05:46 AM

Tigers Jaw are pissed

WakingTheMisery 10/01/12 06:10 AM

It's a pretty bad album.

Chemical Love 10/01/12 06:13 AM

Never heard of her.

seanwaits 10/01/12 06:33 AM

Is anyone actually surprised?

iseejosh 10/01/12 06:53 AM

Why would a major label only release an album at Hot Topic stores? I mean I'm not a fan of her by any means, but she had potential to sell to impressionable white female teenagers. Maybe if it was released right when that 'Gucci Gucci' song came out it would've sold more. Was it even available on iTunes?

incognitojones 10/01/12 06:55 AM

Shoulda released before everyone forgot about Gucci Gucci.