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Alex DiVincenzo 12/12/12 07:32 AM

It's Sort of Like If Nickelback Wore a Bunch of Makeup
 
Watch Black Veil Brides' music video for "In the End" in the replies.

Alex DiVincenzo 12/12/12 07:32 AM


suicidalmoose 12/12/12 07:35 AM

in the end it doesn't even matter

cody_rosebalm 12/12/12 07:39 AM

BVB is absolutely terrible.

tomtom94 12/12/12 08:04 AM

The thread title is insulting to Nickelback.

Even they have slightly more originality than this tripe.

ConnorCorruptNJ 12/12/12 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtom94 (Post 116443182)
The thread title is insulting to Nickelback.

Even they have slightly more originality than this tripe.


agreed

patentpending 12/12/12 08:07 AM

His voice in contrast to his appearance is hilarious to me for some reason. The last time I attempted to listen to this band there was a video where they were all wearing white and I do not remember him sounding like an even more terrible version of Synester Gates.

But yeah, this is bad.

Kgod 12/12/12 08:30 AM

At best, a catchy, made for radio rock song.

At worst, generic and uninspired.

I know this band has a monster following, so my asshole follow up question is Why?

ratsevif 12/12/12 08:36 AM

Wait... this isn't a Nickelback song? Dude sounds just like him.

shawnPLAGUES 12/12/12 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by suicidalmoose (Post 116442102)
in the end it doesn't even matter


Beat me to it.

The_Effort 12/12/12 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The Meech (Post 116445092)
buttrock


This is one of my favorite descriptions of this kind of music.

Just sounds funny.

therookielot 12/12/12 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by shawnPLAGUES (Post 116445052)
Beat me to it.

hahaha me too.

Sikbeat37 12/12/12 09:11 AM

Nickelback and Avenged Sevenfold's lovechild. Just what everyone was waiting for.

Helen Keller. 12/12/12 09:28 AM

Possibly the best post title I've seen so far on this website.

MXP 12/12/12 09:28 AM

Jesus this sucks. How do they have fans again? Oh yeah, cause tween girls are stupid.

incognitojones 12/12/12 09:30 AM

Was gonna make a joke about how they are more just basic 80's glam metal than Nickelback, but this actually sounds just like a Nickelback song. did his voice always sound like that? It does not match up with the image at all, so weird, I'm way confused right now.

Bummed this video had a pretty large budget :/

iseejosh 12/12/12 09:41 AM

this is fucking horrible. and yes, he sounds like mr.lavigne.

wall e 12/12/12 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Helen Keller. (Post 116446132)
Possibly the best post title I've seen so far on this website.


How did you see it?

sergioisevil 12/12/12 09:50 AM

Their singer, that kid is like, twenty-one years old and making stacks.
I think this is as god-awful and cacophonous as every one else, but he's clearly doing something right.

sergioisevil 12/12/12 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by wall e (Post 116446882)
How did you see it?

Hahahahahahaha

WeltallAY 12/12/12 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sergioisevil (Post 116447102)
Their singer, that kid is like, twenty-one years old and making stacks.
I think this is as god-awful and cacophonous as every one else, but he's clearly doing something right.


This description is golden haha.

_><_ 12/12/12 10:20 AM

At least the singer is a hot chick.

Helen Keller. 12/12/12 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by wall e (Post 116446882)
How did you see it?

The title of the thread..?

Helen Keller. 12/12/12 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wall e (Post 116446882)
How did you see it?


By the way, I fucking love your avatar. Whovian for life.

WestBroRaptist 12/12/12 10:33 AM

It's hard to type this reply out while standing and clapping for Alex DiVincenzo's headline..but damnit, he took the time to write that, so i can take the time to write this.

cantbesaved 12/12/12 10:34 AM

Title is perfect

Arry 12/12/12 11:17 AM

holy shit, that title is so spot on. haha.

Jason949 12/12/12 11:32 AM

What an horrendous band

ShotgunGold 12/12/12 11:41 AM

He also sounds like the singing from Strung Out's "Agents of the Underground" LP (and I presume all other SO LP's though that's the only one I have). That was actually my first thought! Honestly!

But god I hate this band. If they're not afraid to die than why don't they just fucking do so.

brook183 12/12/12 11:47 AM

But guys, there's really fast guitar-playing!

Born_For_This 12/12/12 11:49 AM

The opening guitar made me think it might be a good song. I was fooled.

Having said that, I've heard worse,

seventwenty3 12/12/12 11:51 AM

Their glam shit wasn't horrible musically. The guitarists are really good, but this is ridiculous.

WestBroRaptist 12/12/12 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ShotgunGold (Post 116451822)
He also sounds like the singing from Strung Out's "Agents of the Underground" LP (and I presume all other SO LP's though that's the only one I have). That was actually my first thought! Honestly!

But god I hate this band. If they're not afraid to die than why don't they just fucking do so.

you compared Strung Out to this.

you do realize that, right?

wall e 12/12/12 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Helen Keller. (Post 116448582)
The title of the thread..?


C'mon, Helen.

Helen Keller. 12/12/12 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wall e (Post 116453682)
C'mon, Helen.

Oh my god, apparently I'm Tommy, not Helen Keller. Brb time for a new account.

wall e 12/12/12 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Helen Keller. (Post 116453772)
Oh my god, apparently I'm Tommy, not Helen Keller. Brb time for a new account.


Helen how are you hitting all the right keys like this

wall e 12/12/12 12:26 PM

PRAISE THE LAWD



x

beauvais910 12/12/12 12:35 PM

what in hell

Helen Keller. 12/12/12 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wall e (Post 116453782)
Helen how are you hitting all the right keys like this

Tapping Morse code to my caretaker. Like a boss.

oneeightytwo 12/12/12 12:47 PM

I'm still laughing...

People think they are really good guitarists? Seriously?

mbarney82 12/12/12 12:54 PM

this was like the bastard son of a metrosexual, nickleback, kiss and an emo kid from hot topic.

rocknroll365 12/12/12 01:45 PM

i actually like this song. better than most of there previous stuff also.

kbomb001 12/12/12 04:03 PM

better guitar wise than Nickelback?

Guypineapple 12/12/12 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MXP (Post 116446172)
Jesus this sucks. How do they have fans again? Oh yeah, cause tween girls are stupid.

When I saw them at a music festival, there were more guys there than girls. And no, they weren't 12 or 13 what most people seem to think, most were early 20s.

LastDeclaration 12/12/12 05:18 PM

the nickelback comparison is way more apt than i would have expected

BobDylanismyman 12/12/12 09:21 PM

I'm someone who thought their first 2 efforts were immature rubbish... i think the song is great. Great production, great riffs, great structure and great lyrics. way more mature for a band that blew up before they should've. Coming into their own as a mature rock band. everyone that hates on their look is retarded, thats like not liking a band because the singer is fat or because they underdress the part...which happens a lot whether its talked about or not.

ScorchOurBodies 12/12/12 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BobDylanismyman (Post 116476962)
I'm someone who thought their first 2 efforts were immature rubbish... i think the song is great. Great production, great riffs, great structure and great lyrics. way more mature for a band that blew up before they should've. Coming into their own as a mature rock band. everyone that hates on their look is retarded, thats like not liking a band because the singer is fat or because they underdress the part...which happens a lot whether its talked about or not.

People are hating because the band takes the most generic aspects of multiple sub-genres and throws them together into a mess of makeup. It's fucking stupid.

SevenAM 12/13/12 12:10 AM

You can send this video back to 80s and no one would be able to tell it's from the future.

MXP 12/13/12 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Guypineapple (Post 116463172)
When I saw them at a music festival, there were more guys there than girls. And no, they weren't 12 or 13 what most people seem to think, most were early 20s.


Oh god...that makes me wanna cry...

BobDylanismyman 12/13/12 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Meech (Post 116484342)
patrick stump was fat

which is why Pete WENTZ got all of the attention.