A Baby Wentz on the Way
 

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have officially confirmed that they are expecting a child. Congratulations to the both of them.

From Pete and Ashlee

While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz

Submitted by charmedthirds

the baby will come out with eye liner on...

dont forget the extreme tight pants.

name it Spencer so it's nickname will be Spence Wentz

Took them long enough to confirm it.
But whatever. Congrats to them.

Speculated? Thank Jesus that I no longer need to speculate.

Wowwwwwww.

Apparently, Ashlee doesn't hold herself to the same moral standards as her older sister.

Abort

Now I have a mental image of Pete Wentz making whoopie.

Thanks a lot, AP.

i'm expecting to hear the 'brown note' as ashlee is giving birth...

Babies=Fail.

Time to change the tag to Ashlee Wentz.

no one saw this one coming...

oh well congrats then.

I wonder how often Pete takes a step back and realizes how much his life has changed in 5 years time.

I don't think knocking up Jessica Simpson's baby sister was anywhere near what he had expected.

And may your first born have SIDS

pete took it from his own label signee...

when i say shotgun
you say wedding
shotgun wedding
shotgun wedding.

Ashley's real nose + Pete's ginormous teeth
That's going to be one hell of an...interesting looking baby

i wonder if she'll lip sync this, too.

hint: i'm talking about vagina lips.

.......

wooooooooooooooooow to the responses on this thread.

News flash -- The kid was already born.




Obviously not fake. God I'm bored.

The real question is, can those lips do a little irish jig afterward?

prolly not but I got money that she Lip sync the moaning during sex.

Damn! I was hoping I would be the first to call that to attention...well done, sir...well done.

Now I wonder how long it's gonna be before the sex tape leaks.

Congrats...I hope it won't look as creepy as I imagine it looking...because that would be just cruel for the poor thing.

wow, dude.

wait... what?!?
i'm so confused... this is so unexpected.

Now just think about it. Imagine what the next album could be like. There's nothing more emo than losing your child.

Awww. Congrats to the both of them. :drew:

This is by far one of the most unfortunate conceptions I've ever heard of.

whoa dude.

They've confirmed what we all already knew.

FTW.

Name of a song on the next album "You Are The Coathanger to My Heart (And Then 12 Other Random Unnecessary Words: Banana)"

POTY!

shocker...

or...

Ashlee Abortion (All Nick and Jessica had was a Failed TV Show)

congrats to them.

Did she take his name? Just curious.

Wow, this is like the 400th post about Pete today.

great...not

aww. congrats. yeah i really didnt believe it cause they denyed it but the wedding pics she looks a little bigger, you can tell

Congrats, but I can't say I'm not surprised.

or....

Flight Of Stairs: Cheap and Quick! (I Can't Use Your Nose As A Ramp For My Matchbox Cars Anymore)

or...

Pregnancy is so 3 Months Ago (Alcohol, Cigarettes, and Stomach Punches...HUZZAH!)

Had he not been a fool and wrapped his tool, none of this would have happened and we could have been spared having to hear about this crap.



regardless...I like Pete and wish him the best.My feelings on Ashlee are still under debate...


-sound of my soul dying-