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Forum: Personal Life 05:22 PM - 05/28/15
Replies: 165
Views: 8,950
Posted By White
I had a dream that I was doing some butt stuff with a certain actress and she then she started like stepping on my balls and it was really uncomfortable but somehow it was working for me and then it...
Forum: Sports 03:07 PM - 05/28/15
Replies: 5,204
Views: 145,744
Posted By White
I'm aware. Still no chance of Buffalo moving that pick.
Forum: Sports 01:55 PM - 05/28/15
Replies: 5,204
Views: 145,744
Posted By White
^Doubtful. Any offer sheet capable of really screwing a team over would involve them giving up their 1st, which sure as balls won't happen.
Forum: General 01:40 PM - 05/28/15
Replies: 5,888
Views: 681,971
Posted By White
^Hell of a knee-slapper.
Forum: Personal Life 11:44 PM - 05/27/15
Replies: 1,726
Views: 43,360
Posted By White
Way too long; did not fucking read.

Presumably. If not that, then what else could it mean?
Forum: Entertainment 09:02 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 198
Views: 11,867
Posted By White
Despite the overall less-than-stellar quality of the pilot, I will say the sequence where Bojack has his panic attacks is the funniest part of the whole season to me. Just the way he clutches his...
Forum: Personal Life 08:48 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 6,517
Views: 349,860
Posted By White
How do you take >8 minutes to drink a horchata? If you'd drunk it quicker, you'd have saved yourself this heartache.

The lesson here is don't take the things you love for granted.
Forum: Music 08:46 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 9,378
Views: 816,877
Posted By White
My brother's blood boils in my arms
It balls my fingers into fists
It bubbles blisters burns my palms
It floods with fury, fights, and fits
It's got the good guy in me hiding
It kicks my humble heart...
Forum: Share Your Lyrics and Poetry 08:39 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 0
Views: 85
Posted By White
Born broken-armed
Unable to fight back at those who want to do you harm
Assuming of course you'd even have it in you to fight back in the first place
I have my empathy, and you have my sympathy
And I...
Forum: Entertainment 07:34 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 121
Views: 8,528
Posted By White
Bill Nye is awesome.
Forum: Personal Life 02:06 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 6,517
Views: 349,860
Posted By White
Girls named Alexi.

It's either Alexis or Lexi. Stop trying to have it all and just pick one goddamn name.
Forum: Entertainment 12:53 PM - 05/26/15
Replies: 11,470
Views: 787,638
Posted By White
Great episode.

Arianna Puffington, Britta's Hitler analogies, and that fucking tag.
Forum: General 11:14 PM - 05/25/15
Replies: 39
Views: 2,297
Posted By White
This is slightly old news so some may already be privy to it, but for those who aren't, Lana's been selling lyric booklets featuring the lyrics to Honeymoon...
Forum: Personal Life 09:19 PM - 05/25/15
Replies: 4
Views: 455
Posted By White
Can we get a photo of this fabled man?
Forum: Sports 06:25 PM - 05/25/15
Replies: 1,936
Views: 32,519
Posted By White
Blow the Hawks up.
Forum: Personal Life 07:22 PM - 05/24/15
Replies: 1,293
Views: 27,279
Posted By White
a two-word story, assholes.

Zelda's tits
Forum: Sports 07:21 PM - 05/24/15
Replies: 1,936
Views: 32,519
Posted By White
I suddenly find myself actively rooting against the Rangers now.

May the pain of a thousand deaths be upon you when Tampa wipes your pitiful team off the face of the planet.
Forum: Personal Life 07:20 PM - 05/24/15
Replies: 1,726
Views: 43,360
Posted By White
David Hasselhoff, who is in fact a band and not an individual human being. You know how in Transformers you have those ones that are, like, multiple Transformers combined? That's essentially what...
Forum: Personal Life 06:57 PM - 05/24/15
Replies: 6,517
Views: 349,860
Posted By White
The term is never acceptable. Anus jacket is a preferable term.
Forum: Personal Life 06:20 PM - 05/24/15
Replies: 6,517
Views: 349,860
Posted By White
People who call hot dogs wieners.
Forum: Sports 08:25 PM - 05/23/15
Replies: 1,936
Views: 32,519
Posted By White
My enjoyment of hockey is greatly outweighed by my enjoyment of human misery. I have no qualms admitting this.
Forum: Sports 08:16 PM - 05/23/15
Replies: 1,936
Views: 32,519
Posted By White
I wish there was a way both teams could lose. The more people getting upset the better.
Forum: Sports 07:50 PM - 05/23/15
Replies: 1,936
Views: 32,519
Posted By White
This made me lol.

This thread is great sometimes.
Forum: Entertainment 10:59 PM - 05/22/15
Replies: 11,470
Views: 787,638
Posted By White
Pierce was great.

Cooperative Polygraphy was greater.

I'd make that trade again.
Forum: Personal Life 10:17 PM - 05/22/15
Replies: 6,517
Views: 349,860
Posted By White
When someone you care about tells you they're getting married, and you have to pretend to be excited while desperately trying to block out the mental image of their soul being sucked out their face...


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