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Forum: Personal Life 03/17/11, 08:30 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 5,469
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
I plan on being an instrumental music ed major,...

I plan on being an instrumental music ed major, so band was my obvious choice. Haha.
Forum: Personal Life 01/05/11, 07:41 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,345
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Sirius Black's parents were second cousins. I...

Sirius Black's parents were second cousins. I don't care if he's fictional. It's hilarious.
Forum: News 07/19/10, 09:21 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 5,137
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Doesn't the singer have Symphony Solider tattooed...

Doesn't the singer have Symphony Solider tattooed on his chest or something?
Forum: Personal Life 04/02/10, 06:20 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,386
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Once upon a time, there was an AP.net user named...

Once upon a time, there was an AP.net user named <jenna3. She ate a lot of lobster. She was really a pinkish-grey colored carrot. One day, she was being a poop, and she bit me. Everyone knows that...
Forum: Personal Life 03/25/10, 06:57 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,418
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
I would go with the chamber choir. I'm also in...

I would go with the chamber choir. I'm also in choir (I'm a freshman though. FRESHMAN CHOIR FTL) I would kill to be in chamber choir right now, just like I would kill to get into symphonic band. Go...
Forum: Personal Life 03/24/10, 07:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 740
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Does getting my braces off count as a holiday?...

Does getting my braces off count as a holiday? I'm pretty pumped about that. Get to miss school for it. Yeah. Other than that, going to a theme park with just a couple of my friends during summer...
Forum: Personal Life 03/20/10, 08:11 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,120
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Nah, no dead people in there. Just a basket...

Nah, no dead people in there. Just a basket filled with volleyballs. Nobody actually showers.
Forum: Personal Life 03/19/10, 03:44 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,120
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Yeah. It was the girls locker room shower at my...

Yeah. It was the girls locker room shower at my high school. I had a dream about it during junior high. There was lots of blood and dead people. Not a good dream. First week of high school, I walk in...
Forum: News 03/14/10, 10:13 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 4,916
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
So his birthday isn't on Pi Day. Happy birthday...

So his birthday isn't on Pi Day. Happy birthday Mark!
Forum: Personal Life 03/09/10, 08:07 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,735
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
I don't sleep much. I'm too busy wasting my life...

I don't sleep much. I'm too busy wasting my life on the internet and taking hour long showers. It adds up.
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/10, 06:41 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,422
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
I am also ENTP. I love being an argumentative...

I am also ENTP. I love being an argumentative butthole. Go us.
Forum: Music 03/06/10, 06:33 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,121
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Probably "The Press War" or "A...

Probably "The Press War" or "A Symptom".
Forum: Personal Life 03/03/10, 02:03 PM
Replies: 494
Views: 15,052
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
My name is Casey, and I always have to take two...

My name is Casey, and I always have to take two steps in each square of a sidewalk. Never on the crack. If I have to take big steps or completely step off the sidewalk, I'll totally make it...
Forum: Personal Life 02/15/10, 06:45 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,980
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Everything will fall into place if you live as a...

Everything will fall into place if you live as a Blood Elf warlock would. Trust me. I know from experience.
Forum: Personal Life 02/09/10, 07:28 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,215
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Exaaaaaaaaactly.

Exaaaaaaaaactly.
Forum: Personal Life 02/09/10, 07:25 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,215
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
It doesn't have to be a lot of pee.

It doesn't have to be a lot of pee.
Forum: Personal Life 02/09/10, 06:44 PM
Replies: 5,060
Views: 161,307
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Snow day.

Snow day.
Forum: News 02/09/10, 06:37 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,975
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Sounds a little iffy.

Sounds a little iffy.
Forum: Personal Life 02/09/10, 06:21 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,215
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Pee on his shoes and run.

Pee on his shoes and run.
Forum: Personal Life 01/10/10, 03:23 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 5,189
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Urine comes out of a completely different hole....

Urine comes out of a completely different hole. Just sayin'.
Forum: News 09/20/09, 10:13 AM
Replies: 604
Views: 208,074
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Funniest thing I've seen all day. Edit: Not the...

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

Edit: Not the girl being raped. The whole band member's rant made me nearly piss myself.
Forum: News 08/29/09, 01:22 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,877
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
They aren't signed to Roadrunner. Read it again.

They aren't signed to Roadrunner. Read it again.
Forum: News 08/21/09, 02:11 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 14,070
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
Same song.

Same song.
Forum: News 08/21/09, 02:10 PM
Replies: 240
Views: 14,070
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
I like how they've re-recorded this song like 50...

I like how they've re-recorded this song like 50 times. This commercial is on Cartoon Network all the time.
Forum: News 08/19/09, 07:20 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 14,996
Posted By I Am The Enemy!
That's only 5 bands.

That's only 5 bands.


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