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Forum: General 03/21/12, 10:06 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 785
Posted By moredistorted
Maybe one of their ships will have discovered us...

Maybe one of their ships will have discovered us by then. You never know. In any case, the game is more or less a desert island scenario.

I can't say this is going any worse than I expected.
Forum: Entertainment 03/21/12, 09:27 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 3,564
Posted By moredistorted
I totally remember this. When the neighbor girls...

I totally remember this. When the neighbor girls got a copy, we used to watch that preview over and over and amp ourselves up for what ended up a terribly disappointing movie.
Forum: News 03/21/12, 09:09 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,776
Posted By moredistorted
After the first album, these guys became the very...

After the first album, these guys became the very definition of 'overproduced'.
Forum: General 03/21/12, 08:44 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 785
Posted By moredistorted
Stupid Game I Made Up That Everyone Will Hate

So let's imagine that in the year 2026, you're being shipped off to a distant planet to save its struggling population from genocide by an incoming horde of alien super-soldiers. Well, during your...
Forum: Music 03/21/12, 07:55 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 949
Posted By moredistorted
That's the long and short of it, yeah, but their...

That's the long and short of it, yeah, but their violin player's pretty cute.
Forum: Entertainment 03/21/12, 07:46 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 3,564
Posted By moredistorted
I left Dumbo at my ex-best friend/roommate's...

I left Dumbo at my ex-best friend/roommate's apartment last year and have cried everyday since.
Forum: Personal Life 03/21/12, 07:44 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,191
Posted By moredistorted
Do not, I repeat, -do not- move to Vegas....

Do not, I repeat, -do not- move to Vegas. Especially not to a mold-ridden studio right off the strip called Greystone Apartments, with no furniture except an air mattress and nothing but a useless...
Forum: Music 03/21/12, 07:33 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 949
Posted By moredistorted
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-im_CKn9PPI8/T0dtSJ0lUFI/...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-im_CKn9PPI8/T0dtSJ0lUFI/AAAAAAAAAzY/0vIyQ9SYpt4/s1600/abe-simpson-gif.gif
Forum: Personal Life 03/21/12, 07:30 AM
Replies: 10,021
Views: 388,362
Posted By moredistorted
It's 7:30 in the morning, so probably realizing...

It's 7:30 in the morning, so probably realizing that I won't have sex again before my next birthday.

Should I eat Cap'n Crunch or chicken nuggets for breakfast?
Forum: Music 03/21/12, 12:15 AM
Replies: 1,153
Views: 49,534
Posted By moredistorted
What the hell is wrong with playing kids' games?...

What the hell is wrong with playing kids' games? Most games are made for kids anyway. Hell, the mother of all games, Super Mario Bros. is as much of a kids' game as you can get.
Forum: Personal Life 03/20/12, 10:23 PM
Replies: 10,021
Views: 388,362
Posted By moredistorted
No, but my cousin had a guest spot on it. What's...

No, but my cousin had a guest spot on it.

What's your favorite "dark" movie?
Forum: Entertainment 03/20/12, 10:22 PM
Replies: 3,108
Views: 165,359
Posted By moredistorted
"You weigh more than your credit score"...

"You weigh more than your credit score" hahaha. Story of my life.
Forum: Music 03/20/12, 10:20 PM
Replies: 968
Views: 79,493
Posted By moredistorted
:-( I'm very sorry to hear that. I recently had...

:-( I'm very sorry to hear that. I recently had something like this happen to me, I wasn't in love with him, but I was falling, and he moved two states away. The best advice I can give you is...
Forum: Entertainment 03/20/12, 10:17 PM
Replies: 12,626
Views: 939,023
Posted By moredistorted
I thought this movie was simply perfect.

I thought this movie was simply perfect.
Forum: Music 03/20/12, 09:44 PM
Replies: 968
Views: 79,493
Posted By moredistorted
Awws, what happened?

Awws, what happened?
Forum: General 03/20/12, 09:42 PM
Replies: 8,874
Views: 2,363,065
Posted By moredistorted
Haha I know, I was making a dumb joke using this...

Haha I know, I was making a dumb joke using this song as the basis.

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For the record though, I think Jane is cuter than Emma, but it's really close.
Forum: General 03/20/12, 09:40 PM
Replies: 9,979
Views: 1,173,283
Posted By moredistorted
Ouch. EDIT: Not directed at what you said Josh,...

Ouch.

EDIT: Not directed at what you said Josh, haha, I was referring to my head after reading those reviews.
Forum: Entertainment 03/20/12, 09:38 PM
Replies: 3,108
Views: 165,359
Posted By moredistorted
Haha, this was probably my favorite episode so...

Haha, this was probably my favorite episode so far.

"Do you want me to put on some Jodeci?"
Forum: General 03/18/12, 03:48 AM
Replies: 10,040
Views: 254,373
Posted By moredistorted
OK Goodnight chat thread and I'm sorry I spammed...

OK Goodnight chat thread and I'm sorry I spammed your chat thread regs!
Forum: Music 03/18/12, 03:47 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,082
Posted By moredistorted
I plaid and sang this once to a friend who didnt...

I plaid and sang this once to a friend who didnt like Brand New once and he had never heard the song and laughed. SO Its truth.
Forum: General 03/18/12, 03:43 AM
Replies: 10,040
Views: 254,373
Posted By moredistorted
Yay were air buddies!!

Yay were air buddies!!
Forum: General 03/18/12, 03:41 AM
Replies: 10,040
Views: 254,373
Posted By moredistorted
Thanks and you beat me to the punch. I've never...

Thanks and you beat me to the punch. I've never heard your avatar but is it a cd?
Forum: General 03/18/12, 03:40 AM
Replies: 10,040
Views: 254,373
Posted By moredistorted
I meant to quote you out of respect.

I meant to quote you out of respect.
Forum: General 03/18/12, 03:38 AM
Replies: 10,040
Views: 254,373
Posted By moredistorted
Oh shit today is today? Thats fitting! I need to...

Oh shit today is today? Thats fitting! I need to stop being a loner so i kow what the holidays are!
Forum: General 03/18/12, 03:35 AM
Replies: 10,040
Views: 254,373
Posted By moredistorted
:drunk: This is how i feel too

:drunk: This is how i feel too


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