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Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:57 PM
Replies: 10,606
Views: 389,826
Posted By burnonred
They have bacon...at the grocery store?! Damn...

They have bacon...at the grocery store?! Damn you, Obama.
Forum: News 03/08/13, 03:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,253
Posted By burnonred
Track list could be better, yeah.

Track list could be better, yeah.
Forum: News 03/08/13, 03:39 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,877
Posted By burnonred
I once lived with a girl named Tawny. Her peaks...

I once lived with a girl named Tawny. Her peaks were very impressive. That's all I have to contribute to this thread.
Forum: General 03/08/13, 03:37 PM
Replies: 5,388
Views: 532,531
Posted By burnonred
Hahaha yes, for sure. Dude is a thespian beast....

Hahaha yes, for sure. Dude is a thespian beast. Have you ever seen A Bit of Fry & Laurie or Jeeves and Wooster?
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:34 PM
Replies: 1,489
Views: 95,749
Posted By burnonred
It contributes to his "amazing"...

It contributes to his "amazing" feelings, haha. I'd probably enjoy beef stew in basketball shorts with no undies.
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:33 PM
Replies: 10,606
Views: 389,826
Posted By burnonred
I would flash the President for bacon, but most...

I would flash the President for bacon, but most bacon-flavored foods sound like a bad idea.

Same.
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:31 PM
Replies: 6,871
Views: 861,340
Posted By burnonred
If you want to last a long time in the sack, you...

If you want to last a long time in the sack, you have to work your way up with masturbation. Train yourself. At this point, my sessions usually last 2+ hours. It's too bad I have no partner to...
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:30 PM
Replies: 12,056
Views: 1,225,796
Posted By burnonred
I'm not a big fan of edibles. Usually too much...

I'm not a big fan of edibles. Usually too much body, not enough head. I have tasted some delicious recipes though.
Forum: General 03/08/13, 03:27 PM
Replies: 5,388
Views: 532,531
Posted By burnonred
Nicole Kidman's real accent always throws me.

Nicole Kidman's real accent always throws me.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:24 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 21,225
Posted By burnonred
These are all solid points. Honestly, I was...

These are all solid points. Honestly, I was surprised by that line, just in terms of "cultural relevance" or whatever you want to call it. Like you said, it wasn't that funny in 2009. Still, I...
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:20 PM
Replies: 506
Views: 20,713
Posted By burnonred
Favorite stand-up comedian, and I had no idea he...

Favorite stand-up comedian, and I had no idea he had a TV show. Christ. Leave it to the absence of cable.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:18 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 16,022
Posted By burnonred
I will at least just be happy if they get rid of...

I will at least just be happy if they get rid of those annoying diagonal camera angles this time around. Also, please show more of the city of Asgard.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:16 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 23,234
Posted By burnonred
I have watched...that part. ;-)

I have watched...that part. ;-)
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:15 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,450
Posted By burnonred
I love that quote, but I still have my doubts.

I love that quote, but I still have my doubts.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:14 PM
Replies: 1,427
Views: 116,534
Posted By burnonred
Definitely my favorite this season. I actually...

Definitely my favorite this season. I actually really wanted something to happen with Blake and Jillian.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:13 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 23,234
Posted By burnonred
Any cover that features Leslie Mann in her...

Any cover that features Leslie Mann in her sleepy-wear brushing her teeth is okay with me.

And any movie that features a cover that features Leslie Mann in her sleepy-wear brushing her teeth is okay...
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:12 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 21,225
Posted By burnonred
I'm of the opinion that anything and everything...

I'm of the opinion that anything and everything can be funny in the right light, and that if you can't laugh at yourself, you're doing it wrong. Nothing should be off limits when it comes to comedy...


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