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Forum: News 08/13/14, 07:11 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,158
Posted By Ollie McKraut
idk there's no one I'm close enough to to like,...

idk there's no one I'm close enough to to like, check up on their mental health without feeling like a creep.
Forum: News 08/12/14, 10:57 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 6,429
Posted By Ollie McKraut
the performer and the writer, both already...

the performer and the writer, both already obscenely rich, will become even wealthier as the public consumes this work. So in this case the end justifies the means
Forum: General 08/11/14, 06:09 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,583
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Caught up in your life. Excuses are so lame. You...

Caught up in your life. Excuses are so lame. You may be different, but I'm still the same.
Forum: Personal Life 08/05/14, 06:27 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 886
Posted By Ollie McKraut
life sucks welcome to it

life sucks welcome to it
Forum: News 08/04/14, 07:32 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,454
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Digging the Avon Lake High shout out in the...

Digging the Avon Lake High shout out in the "original" clicksave
Forum: News 08/04/14, 07:27 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,133
Posted By Ollie McKraut
this is my glass ceiling

this is my glass ceiling
Forum: Personal Life 08/04/14, 07:02 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 888
Posted By Ollie McKraut
nah fuck that shit snore city

nah fuck that shit snore city
Forum: Personal Life 07/29/14, 06:27 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 847
Posted By Ollie McKraut
That's interesting and a little bit beyond my...

That's interesting and a little bit beyond my scope. In the Army I'm fairly certain aspiring officers who don't do ROTC or West Point need to do an appreciable amount of time on the enlisted side...
Forum: News 07/28/14, 07:07 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,503
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I think if we can effectively reduce our...

I think if we can effectively reduce our attention span to 1 second it will allow us to use 100% of our brains.

And thereby become X-men
Forum: News 07/28/14, 06:48 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 9,883
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Handwritten is their best album. Gonna save this...

Handwritten is their best album. Gonna save this track for when I buy the record since I've already dug Get Hurt and Rollin
Forum: Personal Life 07/28/14, 06:11 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 847
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I'm an officer in the reserve component of the...

I'm an officer in the reserve component of the army and my college sweetheart/current long distance something-whatever is an officer in the navy.

It seems like you're planning on enlisting, in which...
Forum: News 07/28/14, 05:13 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,345
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Phrase/T design is a spoof of "defend...

Phrase/T design is a spoof of "defend Brooklyn" shirt with AK-47 that Spike Lee was once seen wearing.
Forum: News 07/26/14, 06:35 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,856
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I actually caught Zach in an off-Broadway...

I actually caught Zach in an off-Broadway performance of Shrek. Moving.
Forum: News 07/25/14, 08:02 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 6,612
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Brian hasn't looked that good since the Great...

Brian hasn't looked that good since the Great Expectations video.


uh and the girl was pretty cute too
Forum: Entertainment 07/25/14, 07:51 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,438
Posted By Ollie McKraut
the boobs in the trailer got me hard but I'll...

the boobs in the trailer got me hard but I'll probably skip this
Forum: News 07/22/14, 04:34 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 6,207
Posted By Ollie McKraut
what a bitch

what a bitch
Forum: Personal Life 07/16/14, 02:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,596
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Please take your leave of this heretofore very...

Please take your leave of this heretofore very constructive and therapeutic discussion along with your superior attitude and social justice schtick.

Thanks are owed to the bros who continue to...
Forum: News 07/14/14, 06:24 PM
Replies: 289
Views: 15,350
Posted By Ollie McKraut
This is a statistical absurdity, there must be...

This is a statistical absurdity, there must be more to the story.
Forum: Personal Life 07/14/14, 06:22 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,596
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Thank you for this post I feel as if I have...

Thank you for this post



I feel as if I have been scurrying around a battlefield unarmed and you just thrust a rifle into my hands. Very insightful, thank you. You should have a TV show.

~55 hrs...
Forum: Personal Life 07/13/14, 09:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,596
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Thank you for this post. While I do have nagging...

Thank you for this post. While I do have nagging doubts about the bolded, your words are affirming.

Thanks to everyone else who has posted also, I have appreciated both the practical advice and the...
Forum: Personal Life 07/12/14, 12:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,596
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I think a woman just rejected me

Not sure how to feel bros. Shell shocked by this one.

I suggested to a beautiful woman that she come with me to the Indians game today and she said "I'm just going to go home, eat something greasy,...
Forum: General 07/12/14, 11:50 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,202
Posted By Ollie McKraut
I believe this. What I said above is just what it...

I believe this. What I said above is just what it sounds like to me when people jump to her defense by claiming "big deal she can't sing, it's more about the...
Forum: General 07/12/14, 09:28 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,202
Posted By Ollie McKraut
she's famous because she was hot many years ago....

she's famous because she was hot many years ago. her voice is not important
Forum: Personal Life 07/12/14, 09:26 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 837
Posted By Ollie McKraut
My take is if a gorgeous woman asked my...

My take is if a gorgeous woman asked my permission to engage in some kind of intimate contact I would get a real kick out of it, so I tend to do this too.

OP I think you are okay, she is trippin
Forum: News 07/12/14, 08:37 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,760
Posted By Ollie McKraut
Why would they need to give a 17 year old boy...

Why would they need to give a 17 year old boy drugs to give him a boner. Would not the SI swimsuit issue be safer, easier, and cheaper?


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