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Forum: News 03/04/13, 06:44 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 14,661
Posted By CrashThisCar789
I agree with Patrick. My slant on our culture's...

I agree with Patrick. My slant on our culture's tendency to openly vocalize a particular dislike of something is that it stems from our increased collective sense self-consciousness. We - and I use...
Forum: News 01/30/13, 08:42 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,687
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Am I the only one wondering how public castration...

Am I the only one wondering how public castration can lead to a son?
Forum: News 11/18/12, 06:50 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,637
Posted By CrashThisCar789
So this Irishman walks into a bar in New York...

So this Irishman walks into a bar in New York City and orders three pints of Guinness. The bartender pours his beers and then watches as the Irishman lines them up left-to-right before proceeding to...
Forum: News 11/18/12, 06:37 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,637
Posted By CrashThisCar789
A guy from Appalachia is arrested for bestiality....

A guy from Appalachia is arrested for bestiality. He goes to his friend to ask for help in getting a lawyer. The friend says, "Well, I know two lawyers - the first one is slick as hell, and the...
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 08:16 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Seacrest out.

Seacrest out.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 08:05 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
I sincerely hope the Old Dominion doesn't...

I sincerely hope the Old Dominion doesn't disappoint. With nothing but Democratic-leaning precincts yet to report, it looks good for ol' Barry.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 08:01 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Fair enough, I say. I've moved on to Bacardi...

Fair enough, I say. I've moved on to Bacardi Dragon Berry and Sprite, because fuck it, that's why.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 07:57 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
I hope I don't have to subsidize your choice of...

I hope I don't have to subsidize your choice of beer.
Hashtag: Lawl.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 07:54 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
DRINK BREAK. I'm on my third gin and tonic, heavy...

DRINK BREAK.
I'm on my third gin and tonic, heavy on the gin. What are y'all drinking?
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 07:51 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
The intensity of Maryland's Question 6 is...

The intensity of Maryland's Question 6 is starting to piss me right off.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 07:49 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Wait...That didn't actually happen?

Wait...That didn't actually happen?
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 07:44 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
TIMMAY! If Kaine goes on to win Virginia, that...

TIMMAY! If Kaine goes on to win Virginia, that looks real nice.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 07:12 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Don't call it a victory lap!

Don't call it a victory lap!
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 07:10 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
I'm a 23-year-old college graduate with two jobs...

I'm a 23-year-old college graduate with two jobs pursuing a Master's degree. Your move, dickhead.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 06:21 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
As expected. NoVA stays up late, and votes blue.

As expected. NoVA stays up late, and votes blue.
Forum: Politics 11/06/12, 06:13 PM
Replies: 3,510
Views: 122,427
Posted By CrashThisCar789
As a Northern Virginia resident, I can tell you...

As a Northern Virginia resident, I can tell you that it leans more than a little bit Democrat. There are still many in line up there, so precincts in Fairfax Co., Arlington Co., etc. will be open...
Forum: News 10/04/12, 02:00 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,746
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Nothing's happening, eh? Damn. We trust and...

Nothing's happening, eh? Damn. We trust and believe so easily...
Forum: News 07/20/12, 07:58 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 6,664
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Oh, good. For a second there, I thought I was the...

Oh, good. For a second there, I thought I was the only one.
Forum: News 03/28/12, 08:25 AM
Replies: 167
Views: 13,310
Posted By CrashThisCar789
I dunno what's more infuriating; the unnecessary...

I dunno what's more infuriating; the unnecessary apostrophe, or the fact that I read through nine more pages about royalties to post this.
Forum: News 06/21/11, 10:54 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 7,036
Posted By CrashThisCar789
For the record, I teared up.

For the record, I teared up.
Forum: News 06/21/11, 10:50 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 7,036
Posted By CrashThisCar789
So what you're saying is that the message is...

So what you're saying is that the message is neither valid nor worth writing a song about because you didn't see it happen with your own eyes? I guess those kids didn't really kill themselves either.
Forum: News 03/12/11, 05:26 PM
Replies: 242
Views: 27,971
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Until Alex's (partial) confirmation, I was pretty...

Until Alex's (partial) confirmation, I was pretty skeptical that this was anything to do with Saosin. I think it's the time signature, considering that they've never broken from the conventional...
Forum: News 02/09/11, 08:05 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,180
Posted By CrashThisCar789
Obligatory statement regarding record sales and...

Obligatory statement regarding record sales and how they don't equate to a band being rich.
Forum: News 07/14/10, 09:01 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 5,079
Posted By CrashThisCar789
:yellowcard: Nondescript love story FTL. Just...

:yellowcard:

Nondescript love story FTL.

Just griping, I love this band.
Forum: News 07/07/10, 02:06 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 11,138
Posted By CrashThisCar789
I really ike it. It could have been so much...

I really ike it. It could have been so much stronger, though. From a drummer's standpoint, I'm not a huge fan of simply opening the hi-hat during the chorus, which is probably where it loses half...


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