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Forum: Personal Life 07/12/14, 08:43 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
I don't floss often, but when Merve becomes my...

I don't floss often, but when Merve becomes my sidekick, the first thing he's gonna do is floss my teeth each night before we go to bed in our super, awesome bunk beds.

Who will get top bunk?
Forum: News 07/12/14, 06:36 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,389
Posted By CoopDawg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f39b9f19eb054aa81e9a632...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f39b9f19eb054aa81e9a632b06f562a0/tumblr_mi1hpbwzap1r9q0k9o1_500.gif
Forum: Personal Life 07/12/14, 02:03 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
Curling I guess. If Merve is indeed ready to...

Curling I guess.

If Merve is indeed ready to face me, then when will we face off? Where will we face off? What game will we play to face off?
Forum: News 07/11/14, 02:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,305
Posted By CoopDawg
I'm sure FreeLambesis is pleased.

I'm sure FreeLambesis is pleased.
Forum: Personal Life 07/10/14, 04:33 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
It's from this, losers: 8zTuWPjYDL8 How come...

It's from this, losers:

8zTuWPjYDL8

How come undoneseater93, ThePretender, and Merve aren't on my level?
Forum: Personal Life 07/10/14, 08:04 AM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
My whole room is covered with pictures of you,...

My whole room is covered with pictures of you, but here's the picture I carry around on me at all times so I can identify you if I see you on the...
Forum: General 07/09/14, 06:43 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,654
Posted By CoopDawg
Gotcha! *Fires CoopDawg laser at full power*

Gotcha!

*Fires CoopDawg laser at full power*
Forum: Personal Life 07/09/14, 06:10 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
1938. Name a historic event that happened in...

1938.

Name a historic event that happened in 1938.

(Also, I'm watching you Black Sweat Stain...)
Forum: General 07/09/14, 03:01 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,654
Posted By CoopDawg
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczei4tECE1r31q9...

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczei4tECE1r31q91o1_500.gif



You can't hide from me forever, Black Sweat Stain...
Forum: Personal Life 07/09/14, 02:56 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
Timekeeper killed him. Is Timekeeper gonna start...

Timekeeper killed him.

Is Timekeeper gonna start acting like a big-shot now that his name is bolded and he has a bigger avatar?
Forum: Personal Life 07/09/14, 09:15 AM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
Nope. Do you care about the Tour de France?

Nope.

Do you care about the Tour de France?
Forum: Personal Life 07/06/14, 10:50 AM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
Nope, it's...

Nope, it's this:

http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/kameran2_S.jpg

Where did Timekeeper get such a big camera? Does he have a Wombo Ray, or perhaps he is just very small?
Forum: Personal Life 07/05/14, 07:43 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
To your mothers house. Am I really?

To your mothers house.

Am I really?
Forum: Personal Life 07/04/14, 09:56 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
I think the real question is are you scorpion...

I think the real question is are you scorpion enough to eat a man or woman?

Well, are you ?
Forum: Personal Life 07/04/14, 08:59 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
3gZvxpFWe9M If someone made a movie of your life...

3gZvxpFWe9M

If someone made a movie of your life and someone on this thread had to play you in the movie, who would play you and what would the movie be called?
Forum: Personal Life 07/04/14, 08:27 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
I once wrote a sticky note to myself that said...

I once wrote a sticky note to myself that said "Be productive today" but then I just laughed.



http://i.imgur.com/D0B2T6O.jpg

So is this me in twenty years?
Forum: Personal Life 07/04/14, 05:24 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
White will accept your apology but you two won't...

White will accept your apology but you two won't talk to each other for a few years. Then, by some chance, while you're on your way back from the dentist you'll run into him and you two will catch up...
Forum: Personal Life 07/02/14, 08:36 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
I dunno. Remember, I'm not the best at...

I dunno. Remember, I'm not the best at physics.

How is it that I work at the Black Mesa Research Facility and yet I'm not good at physics?
Forum: Personal Life 07/02/14, 08:08 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
Pretty crappy. Someone stole my bike, I didn't do...

Pretty crappy. Someone stole my bike, I didn't do too well on my Physics 202 exam, and there's a tropical storm heading up the east coast my way. So yeah, my week's been pretty crappy so far.

Will...
Forum: Personal Life 07/02/14, 01:21 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
I only follow cycling. Are you gonna watch the...

I only follow cycling.

Are you gonna watch the Tour de France this year?
Forum: Personal Life 07/01/14, 06:51 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
We already asked that question. You can never ask...

We already asked that question. You can never ask it again because that's the rule that I just made up.

Is that a rational rule or should rule-making be majority vote?
Forum: Personal Life 07/01/14, 05:56 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
Same answer. Why are people still asking...

Same answer.

Why are people still asking "same?" Didn't I tell you to stop already?!
Forum: General 07/01/14, 10:34 AM
Replies: 180
Views: 5,266
Posted By CoopDawg
http://img.pandawhale.com/22195-cm486914fe9cff8f2a...

http://img.pandawhale.com/22195-cm486914fe9cff8f2a56gif-gZWP.gif
Forum: Personal Life 07/01/14, 09:50 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 13,043
Posted By CoopDawg
I just took a Physics 202 exam and I don't think...

I just took a Physics 202 exam and I don't think I did very well.
Forum: Personal Life 06/30/14, 08:45 PM
Replies: 10,174
Views: 359,796
Posted By CoopDawg
Because he currently is pushing daisies... How...

Because he currently is pushing daisies...

How did ThePretender end up pushing daisies?


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