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Forum: Personal Life 02/07/10, 10:25 PM

Replies: 19

Slaughter And Digest Your Father

Views: 1,243

Posted By Helpless

This stuff was all my idea. You fucker.

This stuff was all my idea.

You fucker.

Forum: Personal Life 02/07/10, 10:23 PM

Replies: 59

Sex on airplanes

Views: 3,200

Posted By Helpless

Sex on airplanes

Like nobody is gonna notice two people walking in and out of the bathroom.

Forum: Personal Life 01/18/10, 08:03 PM

Replies: 48

Serious Relationship Issue

Views: 1,928

Posted By Helpless

tl;dr but apparently you two need a break

tl;dr

but apparently you two need a break

Forum: Personal Life 01/18/10, 01:27 PM

Replies: 146

Long distance relationships...but temporary.

Views: 5,529

Posted By Helpless

It's not difficult if it's a few months to year,...

It's not difficult if it's a few months to year, but after that, you'll find you're driving yourself up the wall constantly. It's not worth it. I broke mine off a few weeks ago because it was too...

Forum: Music 01/13/10, 12:36 PM

Replies: 1

Fact's New Album

Views: 264

Posted By Helpless

Fact's New Album

So, it came out today in Japan. I've decided we need to find a way to get our hands on this album without waiting for it to come in the mail by slowboat.

Forum: Personal Life 01/12/10, 03:50 PM

Replies: 105

Girl's Pissed Off Brother

Views: 3,178

Posted By Helpless

DONT HIT ME I'LL HIT ME

DONT HIT ME
I'LL HIT ME

Forum: Personal Life 01/12/10, 11:09 AM

Replies: 78

Text Breakups

Views: 2,659

Posted By Helpless

They say it would be too hard to do in person,...

They say it would be too hard to do in person, but that really makes me feel like they don't give two shits about me at all.

Forum: Personal Life 01/08/10, 11:03 AM

Replies: 116

I just bought some jeans but there's a problem...

Views: 3,130

Posted By Helpless

you can never look too phat

you can never look too phat

Forum: News 01/06/10, 12:45 PM

Replies: 123

Hayley Is A Sex Goddess

Views: 8,250

Posted By Helpless

She's attractive, but...Well, there are a lot of...

She's attractive, but...Well, there are a lot of hotter people in the music biz.

Forum: Personal Life 01/06/10, 07:12 AM

Replies: 56

Need help finding a book for a present.

Views: 1,618

Posted By Helpless

Looking For Alaska, John Green Also Paper Towns...

Looking For Alaska, John Green

Also Paper Towns by the same author

Romance and WTFs throughout both. Great reads.

Forum: Personal Life 12/26/09, 12:37 PM

Replies: 47

My Christmas Sucked.

Views: 3,040

Posted By Helpless

I feel your pain, dude. Mother diagnosed with...

I feel your pain, dude.
Mother diagnosed with terminal brain cancer, two months tops.

Forum: Personal Life 12/18/09, 05:59 AM

Replies: 33

Getting back together with the ex

Views: 1,537

Posted By Helpless

Just seduce her, it'll be way easier than you...

Just seduce her, it'll be way easier than you think.

Forum: Personal Life 12/17/09, 05:06 PM

Replies: 40

Revenge

Views: 1,460

Posted By Helpless

I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli...

I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli and fed it to him.

Forum: Entertainment 12/15/09, 08:10 AM

Replies: 47

2010 Golden Globe Nominations

Views: 1,206

Posted By Helpless

Nominations? I thought they gave these things...

Nominations? I thought they gave these things away for free.

Forum: News 12/11/09, 11:19 AM

Replies: 162

Rolling Stone Still A Magazine

Views: 6,220

Posted By Helpless

Smart kid!

Smart kid!

Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 12:08 PM

Replies: 78

Snow Day

Views: 2,415

Posted By Helpless

Only in Christmas specials.

Only in Christmas specials.

Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 09:20 AM

Replies: 78

Snow Day

Views: 2,415

Posted By Helpless

Almost, almost. It's not too bad here in Chicago,...

Almost, almost. It's not too bad here in Chicago, but I heard Wis. got fucking slammed.

Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 07:20 AM

Replies: 200

Threesomes

Views: 8,818

Posted By Helpless

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat...

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?

Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 12:47 PM

Replies: 456

AC Slatering

Views: 14,877

Posted By Helpless

I will be sure to inform you all of my excursions...

I will be sure to inform you all of my excursions once I get back to my apartment.
I'm so anxious.

Forum: News 12/08/09, 12:01 PM

Replies: 50

FACT Have A Slip of the Lip

Views: 3,564

Posted By Helpless

I love you Fact. Now lets get some exclusives!

I love you Fact.
Now lets get some exclusives!

Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 11:24 AM

Replies: 91

How does a handsome young boy pick up women?

Views: 4,069

Posted By Helpless

Practice your sexy seductive voice. Works like a...

Practice your sexy seductive voice.
Works like a charm no matter what they look like or how much self esteem they have.

Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 11:20 AM

Replies: 456

AC Slatering

Views: 14,877

Posted By Helpless

After reading all 28 pages of this thread I have...

After reading all 28 pages of this thread I have determined the only way to continue calling myself a man is to perfect the art of AC Slatering.

Forum: Personal Life 12/07/09, 10:36 AM

Replies: 162

men post your MAN CRUSH

Views: 8,455

Posted By Helpless

My girlfriend dragged me to "the...

My girlfriend dragged me to "the proposal" a few months ago so that she could fawn over him and make me feel inadequate all at the same time.
oh god there is no way in hell I could ever be that good...

Forum: News 12/07/09, 10:34 AM

Replies: 48

Weezer and Jack's Mannequin Tour Cancelled

Views: 4,282

Posted By Helpless

Good thing a saw them a week ago. Ha!

Good thing a saw them a week ago.
Ha!

Forum: Personal Life 12/07/09, 12:39 AM

Replies: 162

men post your MAN CRUSH

Views: 8,455

Posted By Helpless

He makes me feel insecure as fuck, no lie.

He makes me feel insecure as fuck, no lie.

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