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Forum: Personal Life 02/07/10, 10:25 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,243
Posted By Helpless
This stuff was all my idea. You fucker.

This stuff was all my idea.

You fucker.
Forum: Personal Life 02/07/10, 10:23 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,200
Posted By Helpless
Sex on airplanes

Like nobody is gonna notice two people walking in and out of the bathroom.
Forum: Personal Life 01/18/10, 08:03 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,928
Posted By Helpless
tl;dr but apparently you two need a break

tl;dr


but apparently you two need a break
Forum: Personal Life 01/18/10, 01:27 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 5,529
Posted By Helpless
It's not difficult if it's a few months to year,...

It's not difficult if it's a few months to year, but after that, you'll find you're driving yourself up the wall constantly. It's not worth it. I broke mine off a few weeks ago because it was too...
Forum: Music 01/13/10, 12:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 264
Posted By Helpless
Fact's New Album

So, it came out today in Japan. I've decided we need to find a way to get our hands on this album without waiting for it to come in the mail by slowboat.
Forum: Personal Life 01/12/10, 03:50 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 3,178
Posted By Helpless
DONT HIT ME I'LL HIT ME

DONT HIT ME
I'LL HIT ME
Forum: Personal Life 01/12/10, 11:09 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,659
Posted By Helpless
They say it would be too hard to do in person,...

They say it would be too hard to do in person, but that really makes me feel like they don't give two shits about me at all.
Forum: Personal Life 01/08/10, 11:03 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,130
Posted By Helpless
you can never look too phat

you can never look too phat
Forum: News 01/06/10, 12:45 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 8,250
Posted By Helpless
She's attractive, but...Well, there are a lot of...

She's attractive, but...Well, there are a lot of hotter people in the music biz.
Forum: Personal Life 01/06/10, 07:12 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,618
Posted By Helpless
Looking For Alaska, John Green Also Paper Towns...

Looking For Alaska, John Green

Also Paper Towns by the same author

Romance and WTFs throughout both. Great reads.
Forum: Personal Life 12/26/09, 12:37 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,040
Posted By Helpless
I feel your pain, dude. Mother diagnosed with...

I feel your pain, dude.
Mother diagnosed with terminal brain cancer, two months tops.
Forum: Personal Life 12/18/09, 05:59 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,537
Posted By Helpless
Just seduce her, it'll be way easier than you...

Just seduce her, it'll be way easier than you think.
Forum: Personal Life 12/17/09, 05:06 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,460
Posted By Helpless
I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli...

I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli and fed it to him.
Forum: Entertainment 12/15/09, 08:10 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,206
Posted By Helpless
Nominations? I thought they gave these things...

Nominations? I thought they gave these things away for free.
Forum: News 12/11/09, 11:19 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 6,220
Posted By Helpless
Smart kid!

Smart kid!
Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 12:08 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,415
Posted By Helpless
Only in Christmas specials.

Only in Christmas specials.
Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 09:20 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,415
Posted By Helpless
Almost, almost. It's not too bad here in Chicago,...

Almost, almost. It's not too bad here in Chicago, but I heard Wis. got fucking slammed.
Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 07:20 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 8,818
Posted By Helpless
One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat...

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?
Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 12:47 PM
Replies: 456
Views: 14,877
Posted By Helpless
I will be sure to inform you all of my excursions...

I will be sure to inform you all of my excursions once I get back to my apartment.
I'm so anxious.
Forum: News 12/08/09, 12:01 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,564
Posted By Helpless
I love you Fact. Now lets get some exclusives!

I love you Fact.
Now lets get some exclusives!
Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 11:24 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 4,069
Posted By Helpless
Practice your sexy seductive voice. Works like a...

Practice your sexy seductive voice.
Works like a charm no matter what they look like or how much self esteem they have.
Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 11:20 AM
Replies: 456
Views: 14,877
Posted By Helpless
After reading all 28 pages of this thread I have...

After reading all 28 pages of this thread I have determined the only way to continue calling myself a man is to perfect the art of AC Slatering.
Forum: Personal Life 12/07/09, 10:36 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 8,455
Posted By Helpless
My girlfriend dragged me to "the...

My girlfriend dragged me to "the proposal" a few months ago so that she could fawn over him and make me feel inadequate all at the same time.
oh god there is no way in hell I could ever be that good...
Forum: News 12/07/09, 10:34 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,282
Posted By Helpless
Good thing a saw them a week ago. Ha!

Good thing a saw them a week ago.
Ha!
Forum: Personal Life 12/07/09, 12:39 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 8,455
Posted By Helpless
He makes me feel insecure as fuck, no lie.

He makes me feel insecure as fuck, no lie.


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