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Forum: Entertainment 08/28/14, 12:57 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
Speaking of anticipation, there's gonna be a 3DS...

Speaking of anticipation, there's gonna be a 3DS exclusive Nintendo Direct tomorrow at 7 AM EST, likely some Smash-related stuff will be involved.
Forum: Personal Life 08/27/14, 11:19 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 501
Posted By White
Best case scenario: your girlfriend gets early...

Best case scenario: your girlfriend gets early onset menopause, and then immediately afterwards Madonna adopts all the remaining orphans in the world at the same time. Also surrogacy is made illegal...
Forum: Personal Life 08/27/14, 06:16 PM
Replies: 4,531
Views: 209,968
Posted By White
Refractory periods. God the human body sucks.

Refractory periods.

God the human body sucks.
Forum: Entertainment 08/27/14, 11:52 AM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
That wasn't what I was saying.

That wasn't what I was saying.
Forum: Sports 08/26/14, 05:26 PM
Replies: 8,379
Views: 237,629
Posted By White
Article also mentions Seattle's getting close(r)...

Article also mentions Seattle's getting close(r) too.
Forum: Personal Life 08/26/14, 03:11 PM
Replies: 4,531
Views: 209,968
Posted By White
The dick in the following conversation: Some...

The dick in the following conversation:

Some dick: "Hey, did you hear about [x]?"
Me: "No, what happened?"
Some dick: "Oh trust me you don't wanna know."

Then why the fuck even mention it in the...
Forum: Entertainment 08/26/14, 12:46 PM
Replies: 442
Views: 14,619
Posted By White
How could I even get all five necessary drops...

How could I even get all five necessary drops into her cereal?
Forum: Entertainment 08/26/14, 12:45 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
In Dr. Mario's defense, programming him was...

In Dr. Mario's defense, programming him was likely incredibly easy, so it's not as though his inclusion wasted much of any development time.

Though, I don't see how his inclusion over another clone...
Forum: Entertainment 08/25/14, 11:52 PM
Replies: 442
Views: 14,619
Posted By White
9, for me. That isn't to say it's bad, 'cause...

9, for me.

That isn't to say it's bad, 'cause it's not, but 3-8 are just perfect. And I say that with no hyperbole. I feel like that show went 5 full years without flubbing a single joke. Season 9...
Forum: Entertainment 08/25/14, 09:19 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
I hope your best friend murders you by beating...

I hope your best friend murders you by beating you to death with the rigor-mortis'd limbs of your parents.
Forum: Entertainment 08/25/14, 08:39 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
I'm still super worried; the validity of that^...

I'm still super worried; the validity of that^ hasn't been verified.
Forum: Entertainment 08/25/14, 03:06 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
You people sadden me. Edit: The DLC rumour is...

You people sadden me.

Edit: The DLC rumour is apparently bullshit. Have I mentioned how incredibly disappointing this is?
Forum: Entertainment 08/25/14, 12:54 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
Well, really all my disappointment could be...

Well, really all my disappointment could be allayed if DLC characters become a reality. But, still, Ganon not being de-cloned is a massive disappointment, and any unique characters being prioritized...
Forum: Entertainment 08/25/14, 12:27 PM
Replies: 386
Views: 14,065
Posted By White
That is so incredibly disappointing.

That is so incredibly disappointing.
Forum: Entertainment 08/25/14, 01:17 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 570
Posted By White
Just watched episode #3 and omg it's Ellie from...

Just watched episode #3 and omg it's Ellie from The Last of Us! :biggrin:

I love this show.
Forum: Entertainment 08/24/14, 08:12 PM
Replies: 7,313
Views: 158,470
Posted By White
Or GM Connected. And Live the Life was stripped...

Or GM Connected.

And Live the Life was stripped down.

And BeAGM mode wasn't touched.

But the jerseys move more fluidly now, so it was worth it.
Forum: Personal Life 08/24/14, 06:29 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,006
Posted By White
Good call. The better option is to stay in an...

Good call. The better option is to stay in an unhappy marriage and have an affair. Everyone benefits.
Forum: Personal Life 08/24/14, 01:59 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,006
Posted By White
Get a divorce. That was easy.

Get a divorce.

That was easy.
Forum: Personal Life 08/24/14, 11:59 AM
Replies: 10,764
Views: 666,353
Posted By White
Your excuses, much like non-soybean coffee, make...

Your excuses, much like non-soybean coffee, make me sick to my stomach.
Forum: Personal Life 08/23/14, 10:23 PM
Replies: 4,531
Views: 209,968
Posted By White
Heartburn. Fuck this nonsense. Also Popeyes is...

Heartburn. Fuck this nonsense.

Also Popeyes is disgusting.
Forum: Personal Life 08/23/14, 09:48 PM
Replies: 597
Views: 19,465
Posted By White
The fact that I get erections when I'm...

The fact that I get erections when I'm nervous.

And that's not me trying to be funny; that shit legitimately happens and it's extremely confusing, both for me and whoever happens to be the cause of...
Forum: Personal Life 08/23/14, 09:40 PM
Replies: 10,764
Views: 666,353
Posted By White
Is it that soybeans are expensive, or is that you...

Is it that soybeans are expensive, or is that you are too poor to afford them?

Or maybe "expensiveness" is purely subjective and measured relative to our own financial status. Or maybe we are just...
Forum: Personal Life 08/23/14, 06:17 PM
Replies: 6,869
Views: 860,955
Posted By White
Spoken like a true closed-minded, sex negative...

Spoken like a true closed-minded, sex negative conservative.
Forum: Personal Life 08/23/14, 03:40 PM
Replies: 10,764
Views: 666,353
Posted By White
Are you saying Huey Lewis and The News aren't...

Are you saying Huey Lewis and The News aren't cool? My god. The shit that comes out of your regular-coffee-drinking-ass is paralleled only by the shit coming out of your mouth.

Get out of my...
Forum: Personal Life 08/23/14, 03:20 PM
Replies: 10,597
Views: 388,636
Posted By White
Sheep. Or, wait, nevermind, the original question...

Sheep. Or, wait, nevermind, the original question was "choose a different animal".

Biting and insightful social commentary, or stupid, hackneyed joke?


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