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Forum: Personal Life 08/02/11, 10:55 PM
Replies: 10,003
Views: 584,572
Posted By underatortoise
How are you over me and i'm not over you? Fuck,...

How are you over me and i'm not over you? Fuck, i'm a bad person for being anything but happy for you. I'll be happy for you. Soon.
Forum: General 03/03/11, 05:03 PM
Replies: 5,295
Views: 125,465
Posted By underatortoise
i have nothing to do and i'm alone.. suggestions?

i have nothing to do and i'm alone.. suggestions?
Forum: General 03/03/11, 03:03 PM
Replies: 5,295
Views: 125,465
Posted By underatortoise
eatin' a cucumber, drinkin' some vod. man. bored!

eatin' a cucumber, drinkin' some vod. man. bored!
Forum: Personal Life 01/07/11, 10:42 PM
Replies: 10,003
Views: 584,572
Posted By underatortoise
i ended it, so why does it feel like you broke up...

i ended it, so why does it feel like you broke up with me? i want everything we had one year ago. a rewind button would be perfect; i'd change everything so we'd be okay.
Forum: Personal Life 11/08/10, 11:08 PM
Replies: 4,920
Views: 142,807
Posted By underatortoise
i can't sleep without you.. i hope i can eat...

i can't sleep without you..
i hope i can eat without you.
Forum: General 07/11/10, 08:33 PM
Replies: 631
Views: 46,042
Posted By underatortoise
i'm going to be a mermaid; upper half fish,...

i'm going to be a mermaid; upper half fish, bottom half lady legs.
Forum: Personal Life 07/05/10, 07:36 PM
Replies: 4,920
Views: 142,807
Posted By underatortoise
i wish you would stop worrying about my past;...

i wish you would stop worrying about my past; he's there for a reason.
Forum: Music 07/05/10, 07:10 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 5,927
Posted By underatortoise
i suggest fiona apple. i think you will...

i suggest fiona apple.
i think you will particularly enjoy paperbag and never is a promise.
Forum: Music 03/14/10, 04:08 PM
Replies: 5,053
Views: 80,275
Posted By underatortoise
escape the fate

escape the fate
Forum: Personal Life 03/09/10, 10:15 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 4,437
Posted By underatortoise
She probably just needs some time away. People...

She probably just needs some time away. People can get annoying after a while, not matter how much you like them. Maybe ask her if there is absolutely any other place she could stay. If not, pay for...
Forum: General 03/09/10, 08:48 PM
Replies: 4,998
Views: 657,335
Posted By underatortoise
http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2008/07...

http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/alan-rickman.jpg

Professor Snape anyone?
Forum: General 03/09/10, 08:43 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,328
Posted By underatortoise
The Last Crusade has Sean Connery in it. 'Nuff...

The Last Crusade has Sean Connery in it.
'Nuff said.
Forum: Personal Life 03/07/10, 09:57 PM
Replies: 251
Views: 15,389
Posted By underatortoise
On a parked car behind an elementary school.

On a parked car behind an elementary school.
Forum: Personal Life 03/07/10, 09:32 PM
Replies: 2,653
Views: 394,793
Posted By underatortoise
She is just finding things to be mad at. This two...

She is just finding things to be mad at.
This two year ago thing is just a cover.
Forum: Personal Life 03/07/10, 09:30 PM
Replies: 5,022
Views: 158,338
Posted By underatortoise
wow.

wow.
Forum: Personal Life 03/07/10, 09:29 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 5,047
Posted By underatortoise
wow.

wow.
Forum: Personal Life 03/07/10, 09:23 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 5,946
Posted By underatortoise
I didn't feel like doing my roommates laundry...

I didn't feel like doing my roommates laundry that was in my hamper, so I put her dirty clothes back in her drawers and pretended they went through the wash.
Forum: Music 03/07/10, 09:19 PM
Replies: 5,053
Views: 80,275
Posted By underatortoise
ok go

ok go
Forum: Entertainment 03/07/10, 05:17 PM
Replies: 639
Views: 24,768
Posted By underatortoise
I would not have wanted a camera following me...

I would not have wanted a camera following me around during my teen pregnancy. Sooo much flatulence.
Forum: General 03/07/10, 05:13 PM
Replies: 488
Views: 10,716
Posted By underatortoise
I love my mom. She's da bomb.

I love my mom.
She's da bomb.
Forum: General 03/07/10, 05:11 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 24,347
Posted By underatortoise
I really think that boys should wear them too. I...

I really think that boys should wear them too. I like to know what I'm dealing with before I go hit on somebody, ya know?
Forum: General 03/07/10, 05:03 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 5,602
Posted By underatortoise
East Side Mario's is a really good restaurant for...

East Side Mario's is a really good restaurant for vegetarians.
Vegan, not so much.. CHEESE ON ERRRRYTHANG.

x
Forum: General 03/07/10, 04:58 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 5,774
Posted By underatortoise
The kids who had families.

The kids who had families.
Forum: General 03/07/10, 04:57 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 4,606
Posted By underatortoise
Steve Martin > Alec Baldwin

Steve Martin > Alec Baldwin
Forum: General 03/07/10, 04:52 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,698
Posted By underatortoise
Well, if me & my bestie were the only ones...

Well, if me & my bestie were the only ones alive, we would be the rulers of the world!!! how dope would that be!?
slumber parties errrryday!


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