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Forum: General 03/11/07, 09:35 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 550
Posted By xTJx
MuchMusic is a complete waste of time. That...

MuchMusic is a complete waste of time.

That being said, on their summer break they go to Wasaga and I want to be on it so the nation can see my smokin' bod.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:56 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
why? that's some hot shit right there.

why? that's some hot shit right there.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:55 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
Oh, then no.

Oh, then no.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:54 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
I was watching porn today, and you know, getting...

I was watching porn today, and you know, getting into it, and then the dude busts out "okay, you're using a little too much teeth. no teeth anymore. my wife has no teeth so it's no problem" ...I...
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:51 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
Yeah man. I fucking hate unsanctioned debates. ...

Yeah man. I fucking hate unsanctioned debates. They're lame as hell. There's no control or order whatsoever.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:48 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
I'd rather have her s my d though.

I'd rather have her s my d though.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:45 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
(See edit. My bad)

(See edit. My bad)
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:43 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
Yeah that's how long it'd take to get from my...

Yeah that's how long it'd take to get from my house to Buffalo.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:41 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
I misread what you said. I didn't look at him. ...

I misread what you said.

I didn't look at him. I shook my head, grabbed my ID and went into the bar.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:41 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
It's one thing to say you're about the 'eh', but...

It's one thing to say you're about the 'eh', but do you use it in the proper context?
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:38 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
I told him that it was only a 10 minute flight in...

I told him that it was only a 10 minute flight in my private jet seeing as I live about 30 minutes past the border.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:37 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
Is she hot? Like, if you were me, would you bang...

Is she hot? Like, if you were me, would you bang her?
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:36 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at. ...

Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at. I've just been disgruntled after I went to a bar in Buffalo, showed them my Ontario ID and the bouncer asked if it was a long flight from Europe...
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:35 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
Oh I'm not doubting that. I bet you could find...

Oh I'm not doubting that. I bet you could find people in Canada that are all about the "eh" and "aboot".
Forum: Self-Promotion 03/10/07, 09:34 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,356
Posted By xTJx
You couldn't pick just one sex that would like...

You couldn't pick just one sex that would like you, so you opened the game up to anyone that would be drunk/mentally disturbed enough to find you attractive. That is my theory on bisexuality.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:32 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
Some girl was supposed to hang out with me...

Some girl was supposed to hang out with me tonight but ditched me as well. I'm not too worried, the Flames/Lightning game has been pretty good.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:30 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
Alright, using the term 'none' was a clear...

Alright, using the term 'none' was a clear exaggeration, and I thought it was obvious, but apparently not. I find that a lot of Americans I talk to are completely oblivious to the rest of the world...
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:27 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
What bar did a girl screw you over at tonight?

What bar did a girl screw you over at tonight?
Forum: Self-Promotion 03/10/07, 09:25 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,356
Posted By xTJx
Hahahaha even better. You're a fucking...

Hahahaha even better. You're a fucking trainwreck.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:24 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
Absenthe

Absenthe
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:24 PM
Replies: 237
Views: 4,563
Posted By xTJx
Well clearly some of you are. I'm not saying...

Well clearly some of you are. I'm not saying that there aren't smart Americans, but the people interviewed were dumb and American. Is it a fair claim to say the people they interviewed were dumb...
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:21 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,347
Posted By xTJx
She's your favourite? So our Wendy's date meant...

She's your favourite? So our Wendy's date meant nothing to you eh
Forum: Self-Promotion 03/10/07, 09:19 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,356
Posted By xTJx
...And you're sure you're not a homosexual?

...And you're sure you're not a homosexual?
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:18 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 592
Posted By xTJx
I think my only suggestion to him a while ago was...

I think my only suggestion to him a while ago was to quit the monotone voice.

Other than that, I really enjoyed it.
Forum: General 03/10/07, 09:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 441
Posted By xTJx
Damn.

Damn.


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