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Forum: Music 04/14/10, 07:41 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 789
Posted By TeamAllison
Hahaha, because I figure I'd trust my dear...

Hahaha, because I figure I'd trust my dear sister, to whom I am connected by blood, spirit, and the unbreakable bonds of kinship. And the fact that she had two weeks worth of paycheck from me. Fuck....
Forum: Music 04/14/10, 12:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 789
Posted By TeamAllison
You wanna hear something worse? I gave my sister...

You wanna hear something worse? I gave my sister $300 to buy my ticket three weeks ago. She bought hers and told me today that she forgot to pick mine up too...

Tickets sold out last night.
Forum: News 04/01/10, 03:51 PM
Replies: 227
Views: 14,003
Posted By TeamAllison
Actually I'm more disappointed with people who...

Actually I'm more disappointed with people who DON'T buy music.
Forum: News 03/27/10, 11:31 AM
Replies: 218
Views: 20,368
Posted By TeamAllison
Lol, who the fuck is even in this band anymore? I...

Lol, who the fuck is even in this band anymore? I don't recognize anyone but the longhair pianist.
Forum: Personal Life 03/18/10, 06:03 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 4,918
Posted By TeamAllison
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why...

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!
Forum: News 03/10/10, 09:17 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 8,795
Posted By TeamAllison
Don't you mean "Woah oh oh...

Don't you mean "Woah oh oh oooooooohhhhh!"?
Forum: News 03/05/10, 08:04 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,164
Posted By TeamAllison
First Question: Who the fuck are all these...

First Question: Who the fuck are all these people?!

Second Question: The All-American Rejects still exist?
Forum: Music 02/27/10, 12:57 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,390
Posted By TeamAllison
Saw him at the Great American Music Hall,...

Saw him at the Great American Music Hall, fantastic performer.
Forum: Entertainment 02/25/10, 06:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,292
Posted By TeamAllison
The credits are so 90s, it hurts.

The credits are so 90s, it hurts.
Forum: News 02/24/10, 09:07 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,038
Posted By TeamAllison
Singin' "Happy Birthday" like nobody's...

Singin' "Happy Birthday" like nobody's listening.
Forum: General 02/09/10, 03:54 PM
Replies: 157
Views: 5,915
Posted By TeamAllison
One day I'm going to yell out this piece set to...

One day I'm going to yell out this piece set to six chords and call the song "ADMIT IT!!!!!!". Oh wait.
Forum: News 02/05/10, 10:19 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 8,338
Posted By TeamAllison
I have no idea what everyone in this thread is...

I have no idea what everyone in this thread is arguing about anymore.

Oh well...TO BRASIIILLLLLLL!!!!
Forum: News 02/05/10, 10:18 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 5,524
Posted By TeamAllison
Neither did I. She looks...exactly like how I'd...

Neither did I. She looks...exactly like how I'd expected Kurt and Courtney's daughter to look like.
Forum: News 02/02/10, 05:13 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 6,866
Posted By TeamAllison
What happened to chocolate raaaaiiiiinnn?!

What happened to chocolate raaaaiiiiinnn?!
Forum: News 01/29/10, 06:51 PM
Replies: 248
Views: 16,213
Posted By TeamAllison
HAAAII CAHHNT LIHVE, HAI CAHN'T BUH-REATHE...

HAAAII CAHHNT LIHVE, HAI CAHN'T BUH-REATHE HUNLESS YA DAOH THIS WUHITH MEEEEE.

I love his voice, I haven't heard a more fake British accent since Madonna.
Forum: General 01/29/10, 09:44 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 15,761
Posted By TeamAllison
What a magnificent poof of hair he has sprouting...

What a magnificent poof of hair he has sprouting on his head, there.
Forum: News 01/27/10, 01:07 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,992
Posted By TeamAllison
The Jesse Lacey Memorial Hospital

The Jesse Lacey Memorial Hospital
Forum: News 01/22/10, 05:19 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 5,454
Posted By TeamAllison
Hahaha, wasn't Thursday's "Running In The...

Hahaha, wasn't Thursday's "Running In The Rain" in a Saturn commercial?

And of Montreal's infamous,"Let's go out to Outback toniiiiggggghhhhtt."
Forum: News 12/31/09, 09:54 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,273
Posted By TeamAllison
Getting wasted in sunny ole' San Diego.

Getting wasted in sunny ole' San Diego.
Forum: Music 12/23/09, 04:20 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,067
Posted By TeamAllison
My high school journalism teacher thought I was...

My high school journalism teacher thought I was the greatest writer to ever happen to her music column ever since I "discovered" Modest Mouse. She even insisted on submitting the review of Good News...
Forum: Personal Life 12/20/09, 08:52 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,092
Posted By TeamAllison
In the kindest way I could put it, you are a...

In the kindest way I could put it, you are a fucking dumbass.

If thoughts sent us to hell I would have condemned myself by the age of five. It's what you choose to act upon. Get real, are you...
Forum: Entertainment 12/19/09, 12:13 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,093
Posted By TeamAllison
The Deer Hunter You should check it out, Casey...

The Deer Hunter

You should check it out, Casey Crescenzo wrote the score for it.
Forum: Music 12/19/09, 09:36 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,243
Posted By TeamAllison
Well at least we know Brokencyde supports groups...

Well at least we know Brokencyde supports groups like MADD.
Forum: News 12/14/09, 10:44 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 12,261
Posted By TeamAllison
HAHAHAHA....dude I wish bands would do this for...

HAHAHAHA....dude I wish bands would do this for every leaked album, just send out random shit to throw people off.
Forum: News 12/07/09, 05:43 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 11,750
Posted By TeamAllison
You totally know that Claudio would jizz himself...

You totally know that Claudio would jizz himself if he heard that you compared his band to a video game.


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