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Forum: Sports 07/23/14, 03:26 PM
Replies: 8,163
Views: 216,501
Posted By White
Pssh, dude couldn't even outscore Vinny...

Pssh, dude couldn't even outscore Vinny Scarsella. Not impressed.
Forum: General 07/23/14, 03:08 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 350
Posted By White
What are the odds that track 7 is an American...

What are the odds that track 7 is an American Dollar cover?

JbpMtKqcaAQ

Make it happen, Poxleitner.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 05:59 PM
Replies: 6,846
Views: 844,680
Posted By White
^That's what she said! ...yeah this thread is...

^That's what she said!



...yeah this thread is getting bad.
Forum: News 07/22/14, 03:52 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,375
Posted By White
Well this song has grown on me immensely in just...

Well this song has grown on me immensely in just a couple hours, but goddammit I really just hate the "From down this love, it's only up we go" line. It puts a dampen on the chorus for me.
Forum: Sports 07/22/14, 12:50 PM
Replies: 8,163
Views: 216,501
Posted By White
Speaking of the Leafs and progress, we just...

Speaking of the Leafs and progress, we just signed David Booth.
Forum: Personal Life 07/22/14, 11:30 AM
Replies: 4,278
Views: 195,371
Posted By White
You know what's especially annoying? When you...

You know what's especially annoying? When you explain to these cretins that homosexuality is in fact natural, and then they respond with "Oh, so just because animals do it, we should do it? Some...
Forum: News 07/22/14, 11:26 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,375
Posted By White
Like I said in the other thread, hopefully this...

Like I said in the other thread, hopefully this album isn't super poppy wall-to-wall. I remain cautiously optimistic.
Forum: General 07/22/14, 11:02 AM
Replies: 266
Views: 20,940
Posted By White
Hopefully that's one of the poppier tracks on the...

Hopefully that's one of the poppier tracks on the album, 'cause if the whole thing is like that, I'm gonna be disappointed. Not that I dislike that song, I just don't want 14 tracks of it.
Forum: Entertainment 07/21/14, 08:43 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 11,533
Posted By White
Lucario's awesome. Dude's my #2 behind...

Lucario's awesome. Dude's my #2 behind Sonic.

And speaking of awesome things, Video Production Distributers - one of the largest wholesalers in the US - has the Smash 4 Wii U release date set at...
Forum: Sports 07/21/14, 12:01 PM
Replies: 8,163
Views: 216,501
Posted By White
Franson re-signed, 1 year, 3.3M.

Franson re-signed, 1 year, 3.3M.
Forum: Music 07/20/14, 06:01 PM
Replies: 5,236
Views: 272,705
Posted By White
It's a secret. Did that joke work for...

It's a secret.







Did that joke work for anyone? Certainly didn't for me. Makes you wonder why I even bothered posting it.
Forum: Personal Life 07/20/14, 03:48 PM
Replies: 10,316
Views: 367,291
Posted By White
Same. Same?

Same.

Same?
Forum: Personal Life 07/20/14, 03:46 PM
Replies: 10,316
Views: 367,291
Posted By White
3 layers of a four-cheese blend consisting of old...

3 layers of a four-cheese blend consisting of old cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, and smoked provolone, bacon, and ground beef, and prepared, delivered, and fed to me by a naked Hayden...
Forum: Entertainment 07/19/14, 09:52 PM
Replies: 345
Views: 11,533
Posted By White
I hope both of you die.

I hope both of you die.
Forum: Sports 07/19/14, 06:59 PM
Replies: 8,163
Views: 216,501
Posted By White
In Leaf news, Cody Franson, being the hilarious,...

In Leaf news, Cody Franson, being the hilarious, colourful character that he is, is asking for 4.2 million dollars. What a hoot! Man that guy kills me.

Enjoy Switzerland, dickhole.
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 05:10 PM
Replies: 10,316
Views: 367,291
Posted By White
The kind you make in parking lots with cars for...

The kind you make in parking lots with cars for the express purpose of annoying the shit out of everyone in the surrounding area.

Did it ever occur to you presumptuous dickheads that maybe it was I...
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 05:04 PM
Replies: 10,316
Views: 367,291
Posted By White
Coffee is a brewed beverage prepared from the...

Coffee is a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted or baked seeds of several species of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea. The two most common sources of coffee beans are the highly regarded...
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 12:41 PM
Replies: 10,513
Views: 629,274
Posted By White
Ever have one of those moments where you can...

Ever have one of those moments where you can actually feel yourself being permanently psychologically scarred? Not even necessarily full-blown traumatized, but just a small, nagging feeling that you...
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 12:09 PM
Replies: 10,316
Views: 367,291
Posted By White
I do not. Why does muttley subscribe to...

I do not.

Why does muttley subscribe to substance dualism?
Forum: Entertainment 07/19/14, 11:56 AM
Replies: 534
Views: 31,619
Posted By White
An Australian man, no less. Crazy.

An Australian man, no less.

Crazy.
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 11:53 AM
Replies: 4,278
Views: 195,371
Posted By White
I play the hi-hat. Just the hi-hat. The regular...

I play the hi-hat. Just the hi-hat. The regular drummer can do everything else, but I wanna play the hi-hat.
Forum: Personal Life 07/18/14, 11:23 PM
Replies: 4,278
Views: 195,371
Posted By White
Update: it wasn't nutella and I've lost 4 pints...

Update: it wasn't nutella and I've lost 4 pints of blood in the last 6 hours. It's not looking...
Forum: Personal Life 07/18/14, 05:23 PM
Replies: 4,278
Views: 195,371
Posted By White
When you're eating a nutella sandwich and you...

When you're eating a nutella sandwich and you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek really hard and you think you might be bleeding so you dab the damaged area with a napkin to see if there is...
Forum: Entertainment 07/17/14, 07:51 PM
Replies: 2,990
Views: 185,231
Posted By White
So. Jack's mom died. Like, for real this...

So.

Jack's mom died.

Like, for real this time.

Elaine Stritch passed away. (http://www.deadline.com/2014/07/r-i-p-elaine-stritch-89-muse-of-sondheim-cole-porter-and-survivors-everywhere/)
Forum: Music 07/17/14, 06:14 PM
Replies: 5,236
Views: 272,705
Posted By White
Yeah, no one really cares about Secret Band. If...

Yeah, no one really cares about Secret Band.

If you want to get on the front page, you need to be more in the Digitalife/Everlyn echelon of bands.


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