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Forum: News 02:09 PM - 01/26/15
Replies: 1,437
Views: 153,671
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: How did you find this video of us?!
Waldorf: You can't trust anyone anymore!
Statler: Apparently not even the guys in Blink-182.

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Forum: News 08:53 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 28
Views: 2,439
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What did God do to you?
Waldorf: Obviously gave him his crappy sense of humor and music taste.

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Forum: News 07:29 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 38
Views: 4,708
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Somehow they made it even worse than the original.
Waldorf: Are you surprised?
Statler: I'm surprised someone allowed it to be released, yes.

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Forum: News 07:21 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 21
Views: 3,116
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Oh thank goodness!
Waldorf: I thought you hated all of them.
Statler: Oh, I do. But now I know where to avoid.

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Forum: News 06:44 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 25
Views: 2,737
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: They've finally been recognized for their talents!
Waldorf: Or lack thereof! What an appropriate record label to sign to.

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Forum: News 06:42 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 28
Views: 2,439
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Why's your girlfriend in the hospital?
Waldorf: She must have listened to that Yellowcard performance.

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Forum: News 06:37 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 8
Views: 1,571
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Beyonce's generating buzz again?
Waldorf: They should call her Bee-yonce
Statler: Yeah, especially since her voice stings!

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Forum: News 06:33 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 8
Views: 1,934
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Ugh. So December 5th is the new Doomsday?
Waldorf: Seems to be so. Call all your loved ones!
Statler: But we don't love anything!

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Forum: News 06:28 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 17
Views: 3,094
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I really hope they never make a sequel to Muppets in Manhattan.
Waldorf: Me too, but why do you say that?
Statler: Because I don't want this song to be stuck in my head the entire...
Forum: News 06:22 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 139
Views: 12,494
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: My hypothesis was correct!
Waldorf: What was your hypothesis?
Statler: My hypothesis was that the world's music taste was still declining!
Waldorf: So is our hearing.
Statler:...
Forum: News 04:44 PM - 10/28/14
Replies: 66
Views: 5,030
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What?! Somebody likes us?!
Waldorf: Don't listen to him. He liked the new Chris Brown album.
Statler: Good point. His judgement is flawed.

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Forum: News 10:50 AM - 10/28/14
Replies: 66
Views: 5,030
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: The album wasn't the only thing pushed back.
Waldorf: What do you mean?
Statler: The 'S' in "pushed" was apparently pushed back too!

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Forum: News 11:40 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 17
Views: 5,505
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What a terrible song!
Waldorf: Yeah, it should have been called "Harsh Noise."

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Forum: News 11:39 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 25
Views: 5,851
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: That headline was misleading.
Waldorf: How so?
Statler: Because it said: "Third Eye Blind Almost Done." What a letdown.

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Forum: News 11:36 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 31
Views: 6,632
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I know the Muppets were in one of their videos, but I was over them even back then.
Waldorf: Yeah, everything will finally be alright once this band ends.

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Forum: News 10:02 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 28
Views: 4,931
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: After listening to that single, we are.
Waldorf: We are what?
Statler: I was just responding to track 11's title.

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Forum: News 10:00 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 13
Views: 4,604
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Did that last sentence make any sense to you?
Waldorf: Nope. But I think our jokes will always be in the style of our jokes...
Statler: Who says we were joking to begin with?

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Forum: News 06:04 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 7
Views: 3,204
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Sounds like a crappy excuse for a musician.
Waldorf: I disagree. He's keeping his crappy music to himself!
Statler: Oh, you're right! Carry on, Jamie T. Carry right on!

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Forum: News 06:01 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 13
Views: 4,604
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I think we'd all love that.
Waldorf: Yeah, because then maybe someone would pick something good for once!

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Forum: News 06:00 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 7
Views: 3,976
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Oh, thank goodness!
Waldorf: Huh? I thought you hated this band.
Statler: I do! Now I know all the places I need to avoid!

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Forum: News 05:58 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 7
Views: 3,606
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Darkest Hour? Wasteland?
Waldorf: They're really making our job here too easy.

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Forum: News 05:54 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 266
Views: 26,503
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I can honestly say I've listened to just about everything mentioned in here.
Waldorf: Me too! And these really are the best of the year so far.
Statler: We're in trouble.

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Forum: News 05:51 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 2
Views: 3,407
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I don't know about you, but I love when bands put their albums up for "pay-what-you-want."
Waldorf: Me too, Statler! Because then we can choose to not pay for crappy music like...
Forum: News 05:49 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 2
Views: 3,751
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Well, you and I are obviously doing alright.
Waldorf: What do you mean?
Statler: Our ears still work well enough to know that this band is terrible!

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Forum: News 05:45 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 7
Views: 3,204
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I'm just glad to see her back.
Waldorf: I think it's a man, but I don't know.
Statler: Yeah, I don't care. Obviously no one else does either.

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