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Forum: General 10/12/07, 02:37 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,808
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I just can't wait to talk like Stewart's mom for...

I just can't wait to talk like Stewart's mom for the whole night.

Stewart Douglas, you are fresher than bread!
Forum: Personal Life 09/28/07, 03:30 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 5,419
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Hey "Pastorius02", I'm Dashboard's...

Hey "Pastorius02", I'm Dashboard's girlfriend, and I'm pretty sure he gets enough "play" for the both of you. And in order to do that, you have to come in contact with an actual female, which doesn't...
Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:57 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,863
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Hahaha I lol'ed. Goddamn Jesus, he can be such a...

Hahaha I lol'ed. Goddamn Jesus, he can be such a buzz killer sometimes.
Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:52 AM
Replies: 177
Views: 16,880
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
second this!

second this!
Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:45 AM
Replies: 368
Views: 10,832
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I'm in love with my best friend and it's pretty...

I'm in love with my best friend and it's pretty fucking awesome.

But I felt the same way before dating my boyfriend as your girlfriend does.
Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:42 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 6,459
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I don't even have a dick and that gave me the...

I don't even have a dick and that gave me the willies.
Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:32 AM
Replies: 336
Views: 18,468
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Wow, I think this thread was actually created for...

Wow, I think this thread was actually created for me. I have at least one awkward moment every day.

One of the worst ones was one time my boyfriend and I were eating in a restaurant where we saw...
Forum: General 08/16/07, 12:11 PM
Replies: 371
Views: 4,927
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I do a sick Minnesota accent. Anything other one...

I do a sick Minnesota accent. Anything other one I try to ends up sounding remotely like a Minnesota accent.
Forum: Personal Life 08/12/07, 07:38 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,486
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
My heart bleeds so bad when I read your threads.

My heart bleeds so bad when I read your threads.
Forum: Personal Life 08/12/07, 07:37 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,171
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
One night at dinner, sucker punch his mother and...

One night at dinner, sucker punch his mother and THEN break up with him. I guarantee it will be much more emotionally rewarding.
Forum: Politics 08/03/07, 06:56 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 11,865
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
For senior prank, someone thought of putting...

For senior prank, someone thought of putting pictures of porn in a lot of library books and putting them back on the shelf for the next year's classes. I don't know if it actually happened.
Forum: Politics 08/03/07, 06:54 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,345
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I had a really short, really smart girl who sat...

I had a really short, really smart girl who sat in front of me one time. I'm pretty tall. Greatest semester of my life.
Forum: Politics 08/03/07, 06:51 PM
Replies: 606
Views: 43,426
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I wanted to bitch slap myself after getting back...

I wanted to bitch slap myself after getting back my math SAT scores.
Forum: Politics 08/03/07, 06:47 PM
Replies: 298
Views: 15,301
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Emerson looks pretty sweet. I hear the students...

Emerson looks pretty sweet. I hear the students get laughed at by BU and BC for being "art gays" and all that, but the campus is awesome and crazy people are pretty fun. I'm liking the looks of it a...
Forum: Music 08/03/07, 06:42 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,490
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I put on TDAG when I'm incredibly pissed off and...

I put on TDAG when I'm incredibly pissed off and it's wonderful. I love, love, love this album.
Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 04:16 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,953
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Ahaha, I love people

Ahaha, I love people
Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 04:12 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,185
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Ahah, god damn. I was going to say something to...

Ahah, god damn. I was going to say something to this extent and you beat me to it.
Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 03:25 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,236
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Dump the bitch, she'll do it again

Dump the bitch, she'll do it again
Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 03:24 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 7,242
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Perhaps you should reconsider not going to...

Perhaps you should reconsider not going to college. You'll find it'll help you with your people skills, as well as your run-on sentences.
Forum: Personal Life 07/03/07, 05:11 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,193
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
When I first read this I thought you wrote...

When I first read this I thought you wrote "It (the mullet) looks good on Hannah Montana, figured I throw that out there" and I LOLED.
Forum: Personal Life 06/30/07, 07:17 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,888
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I suggest one of those plastic bubbles with cheap...

I suggest one of those plastic bubbles with cheap jewlery dispensed near the check-out line in Kmart.

It's only 25 cents and her neck will (probs) be green for a while. Score?
Forum: Personal Life 06/26/07, 09:42 PM
Replies: 486
Views: 28,134
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Hahahaha. When you snatch fly from palm of...

Hahahaha.

When you snatch fly from palm of hand, that is when bearable sex comes to you.
Forum: Music 06/26/07, 09:38 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 519
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Yeah, I agree. They kind of just sound like every...

Yeah, I agree. They kind of just sound like every other band I've ever heard.
Forum: General 06/26/07, 07:51 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 4,710
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Well, I'm kind of with you on that one.

Well, I'm kind of with you on that one.
Forum: General 06/26/07, 07:46 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 4,710
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Ouch.

Ouch.


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