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Forum: General 07/10/09, 04:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 826
Posted By jagermeister
Note to self: stop visiting Egypt just to rub one...

Note to self: stop visiting Egypt just to rub one out in hotel pools.
Forum: Personal Life 07/03/09, 01:45 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 14,400
Posted By jagermeister
From my experience, people with trust issues...

From my experience, people with trust issues really aren't worth it in the end. I went through a similar situation during a 3-year relationship. She always went to the city to party and drink mostly...
Forum: Personal Life 07/02/09, 07:00 PM
Replies: 222
Views: 14,400
Posted By jagermeister
This sounds like the jealous type and the...

This sounds like the jealous type and the obsessive type. Its 2009 so men and women should have some equal rights and privileges in a relationship.

Perhaps he is having trust/obsessive issues...
Forum: Personal Life 06/28/09, 06:19 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,338
Posted By jagermeister
This post reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld...

This post reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where George succumbs to pressure from a woman and takes a squirrel he hit with his car to the vet.
Forum: Personal Life 06/28/09, 01:40 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,622
Posted By jagermeister
What a boring miniseries! Poor writing, acting...

What a boring miniseries! Poor writing, acting and everything!
Forum: General 06/25/09, 03:40 PM
Replies: 609
Views: 18,148
Posted By jagermeister
Fact: 9/10 people talking about this online...

Fact: 9/10 people talking about this online pretending to care about him or like his music are full of shit!
Forum: General 06/24/09, 02:50 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 3,997
Posted By jagermeister
Never saw what everyone else did in this band....

Never saw what everyone else did in this band. What's my problem?
Forum: Personal Life 06/18/09, 10:47 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 3,603
Posted By jagermeister
Could not make this list even if I had the chance...

Could not make this list even if I had the chance to relive every moment of the last 21 years unfortunately!
Forum: General 06/18/09, 10:45 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,851
Posted By jagermeister
We all know PETA are some of the dumbest,...

We all know PETA are some of the dumbest, hypocritical people on the planet but this is just beyond dumb and a waste of time. They should take all this energy they have fighting a useless, stupid and...
Forum: General 06/16/09, 08:16 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,808
Posted By jagermeister
These have been back for a while now and people...

These have been back for a while now and people look either fucking stupid while wearing them, or they look like a 7-year-old. Or even a fucking stupid 7-year-old.
Forum: General 06/14/09, 04:22 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,152
Posted By jagermeister
What's Brand New?

What's Brand New?
Forum: General 06/14/09, 12:36 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 645
Posted By jagermeister
I need to see this whole film. My room mate has...

I need to see this whole film. My room mate has it so once we move back in for school I will have to watch it finally.


Its like a fine wine, turned better with age!


Come on! This joke is...
Forum: General 06/13/09, 11:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 645
Posted By jagermeister
Bob Saget is a foul, yet awesome man

I'm sure this has been posted at least once before, but there are too many threads called "Bob Saget" to read through and this is just too fantastic not to post.

0HW4mPZmKPM

Enjoy!
Forum: Personal Life 06/13/09, 09:48 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,151
Posted By jagermeister
Just be honest dude. These things happen for a...

Just be honest dude. These things happen for a reason. You're not a bad person, you just made some terrible choices in the past and no one can blame you for that except yourself. You say you're clean...
Forum: General 06/13/09, 09:35 PM
Replies: 176
Views: 5,334
Posted By jagermeister
Good song but just as good as the countless other...

Good song but just as good as the countless other songs by countless other bands like this.
Forum: Personal Life 06/13/09, 10:44 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,266
Posted By jagermeister
We call this "packin' a lip" and either...

We call this "packin' a lip" and either way you name it; its one of the most vile things ever.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Dip_in_mouth.jpg
Forum: General 06/13/09, 10:41 AM
Replies: 304
Views: 9,194
Posted By jagermeister
I think this idea is really good actually. My...

I think this idea is really good actually.

My name is Tyler White which is pretty common so if I meet someone and say "Facebook me; Tyler White" they could be looking through pages upon pages of...
Forum: General 06/12/09, 04:05 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 2,565
Posted By jagermeister
Its amazing to see how people who love this band...

Its amazing to see how people who love this band actually LOVE this band. So many people hate on this band or don't even bother giving them cred. This is a fantastic album which has as of late been...
Forum: General 06/03/09, 08:40 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,074
Posted By jagermeister
A friend and I had to buy off Ebay to avoid...

A friend and I had to buy off Ebay to avoid getting lawn tickets in Toronto.
Forum: General 06/02/09, 06:55 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,076
Posted By jagermeister
Read this immediately after I started following....

Read this immediately after I started following. I am laughing my ass off right now at this guy.
Forum: General 05/26/09, 03:46 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,738
Posted By jagermeister
From what I have learned in school this sounds...

From what I have learned in school this sounds pretty accurate in terms of one method of abortion. What were you expecting? Something nice, clean and pleasant? Abortion is a disgusting act (the...
Forum: Personal Life 05/26/09, 03:40 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 4,390
Posted By jagermeister
It still sounds like you want to say it just to...

It still sounds like you want to say it just to have it out there - not because you mean it. Either way, whatever you do - this won't be the first person you say I Love You too in your lifetime -...
Forum: Personal Life 05/22/09, 05:25 AM
Replies: 413
Views: 6,523
Posted By jagermeister
I got shittalked by my profs this year. Its a bad...

I got shittalked by my profs this year. Its a bad feeling but in the end I guess they can say whatever they want. This IS America, right? Or in my case, Canada.
Forum: Politics 05/21/09, 03:30 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 4,526
Posted By jagermeister
I'll take this as a reaction to the fact that you...

I'll take this as a reaction to the fact that you have nothing intelligent or worthwhile to contribute. Man, I cannot wait to finally be 25-years-old... you know, when maturity and adulthood really...
Forum: Politics 05/21/09, 03:10 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 4,526
Posted By jagermeister
Its free in a sense that when I go for medical...

Its free in a sense that when I go for medical treatment I don't open my wallet. The Government pays for 70ish% of the costs and taxes (mostly from the sales of alcohol I believe) pay the remainder....


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