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Forum: Personal Life 07/24/14, 08:04 PM
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Posted By CoopDawg
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Why?
Forum: Personal Life 07/24/14, 03:55 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
I'm doin' it as I type this answer. How is that...

I'm doin' it as I type this answer.

How is that possible?
Forum: Personal Life 07/24/14, 03:19 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Like, uh, like three or four times...maybe...

Like, uh, like three or four times...maybe five.

Should I bump those numbers up? Are those rookie numbers in this racket? Should I start jerking off once in the morning right after I work out and...
Forum: Personal Life 07/23/14, 04:43 PM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Jerry Sandusky on the Dance Floor. _mLyl7ECwso

Jerry Sandusky on the Dance Floor.

_mLyl7ECwso
Forum: Music 07/22/14, 02:24 PM
Replies: 1,320
Views: 108,506
Posted By CoopDawg
The Books - Thought for Food 10/10

The Books - Thought for Food

10/10
Forum: Entertainment 07/21/14, 10:18 AM
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Views: 1,111
Posted By CoopDawg
This.

This.
Forum: Personal Life 07/21/14, 10:14 AM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
DTzJDMkIkHA What would go good with Merve's...

DTzJDMkIkHA

What would go good with Merve's spaghetti?
Forum: Personal Life 07/20/14, 06:18 PM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
u0E3ngmndEc Will you?

u0E3ngmndEc

Will you?
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 08:35 PM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Nope. I live in the moon. How did I end up in...

Nope. I live in the moon.

How did I end up in the moon? Is Merve going have to tell another exciting tale?
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 05:40 PM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
None. Merve lives on the moon. What happens if I...

None. Merve lives on the moon.

What happens if I don't ask "same" muttley?
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 05:34 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
5lD8N1YCVxc Am I really?

5lD8N1YCVxc

Am I really?
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 04:03 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
The library since I'm in summer school. Should...

The library since I'm in summer school.

Should we make a separate thread called "The Legend of the Black Sweat Stain," and have Merve post a chapter in it every week?
Forum: Music 07/19/14, 12:03 PM
Replies: 7,074
Views: 272,631
Posted By CoopDawg
The Blood Brothers - "Ambulance vs....

The Blood Brothers - "Ambulance vs. Ambulance"
Forum: Personal Life 07/19/14, 08:33 AM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
You could've taken over the Church of the...

You could've taken over the Church of the CoopDawg but I'm glad you didn't.

If Merve's church gets too big, will we all have to get on a boat and search for religious freedom elsewhere like the...
Forum: Personal Life 07/18/14, 05:58 PM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Since Merve answered his own question... Does...

Since Merve answered his own question...

Does Merve have his own church now? If so, where is it? I'd like to make a donation.
Forum: Personal Life 07/18/14, 04:49 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Because each bottle is made of a supernatural...

Because each bottle is made of a supernatural substance that, when introduced to water, creates a chemical that gives people superhuman powers for 0.0000001 seconds.

Where does muttley go camping?...
Forum: Personal Life 07/18/14, 04:42 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
The kind that's drinkable. Wha?

The kind that's drinkable.

Wha?
Forum: Music 07/18/14, 01:40 PM
Replies: 7,074
Views: 272,631
Posted By CoopDawg
Thrice - "Night Diving"

Thrice - "Night Diving"
Forum: Personal Life 07/18/14, 10:31 AM
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Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
I might have to go really far away this holiday...

I might have to go really far away this holiday if people keep posting "same."

Would you miss me?
Forum: Personal Life 07/16/14, 08:06 AM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Merve. Which public figure do you least admire?

Merve.

Which public figure do you least admire?
Forum: Personal Life 07/15/14, 07:49 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Your mom. HIYOOOO! I'm sorry Merve. Will you...

Your mom. HIYOOOO!

I'm sorry Merve. Will you still tell me a bedtime story even after what I just said?
Forum: Personal Life 07/15/14, 03:25 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
No it will not, you silly sot! Should rhyming...

No it will not, you silly sot!

Should rhyming become mandatory for this thread, or is it better to put that notion to bed?
Forum: Personal Life 07/15/14, 01:31 PM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Sweet tea. Will you tell us another story Merve?

Sweet tea.

Will you tell us another story Merve?
Forum: Recommendations 07/15/14, 08:58 AM
Replies: 8,062
Views: 863,848
Posted By CoopDawg
The Best of Side Projects 1. United Nations -...

The Best of Side Projects

1. United Nations - Resolution #9
2. The Damned Things - We've Got A Situation Here
3. Alcoa - Third Untitled
4. John Mayer Trio - Good Love is on the Way
5. Davenport...
Forum: Personal Life 07/15/14, 07:08 AM
Replies: 10,343
Views: 369,870
Posted By CoopDawg
Twice. Ever visited Absoluteskunk.net?

Twice.

Ever visited Absoluteskunk.net?


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