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Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 11:33 PM
Replies: 66
Auto-Felatio
Views: 4,397
Posted By Waldorf
Isn't he married to that walking blow up doll

Isn't he married to that walking blow up doll
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 11:16 PM
Replies: 125
Lesbian sex: Is it REAL sex?
Views: 5,333
Posted By Waldorf
It's not real sex unless it's between a penis and...

It's not real sex unless it's between a penis and a vagina that have been joined together in holy matrimony
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 09:29 PM
Replies: 36
I Just Scored some DMT, a ticket to space and rape by Aliens/God.
Views: 2,251
Posted By Waldorf
vid was unreal

vid was unreal
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 09:20 PM
Replies: 62
This is the situation.
Views: 3,428
Posted By Waldorf
i can only hope.

i can only hope.
Forum: General 01/09/10, 09:17 PM
Replies: 29
The Album Leaf - A Chorus of Storytellers
Views: 1,125
Posted By Waldorf
sorry i only listen to the top 40 i heard flo...

sorry i only listen to the top 40
i heard flo rida might have a new album out in 2010
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 09:14 PM
Replies: 63
Butt Fingering (Official Thread)
Views: 4,567
Posted By Waldorf
mU2IetBZ93Y

mU2IetBZ93Y
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 09:13 PM
Replies: 36
I Just Scored some DMT, a ticket to space and rape by Aliens/God.
Views: 2,251
Posted By Waldorf
so what happened when you did it brah

so what happened when you did it brah
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 09:10 PM
Replies: 62
This is the situation.
Views: 3,428
Posted By Waldorf
shit, i was shooting for a 'full-on douche' post.

shit, i was shooting for a 'full-on douche' post.
Forum: General 01/09/10, 09:04 PM
Replies: 24
Malware Defense
Views: 663
Posted By Waldorf
emos don't look at porn they turn off all the...

emos don't look at porn they turn off all the lights and look at the darkness to get off
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 09:01 PM
Replies: 36
I Just Scored some DMT, a ticket to space and rape by Aliens/God.
Views: 2,251
Posted By Waldorf
so what do you want with something u already got...

so what do you want with something u already got a shit ton of
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 08:53 PM
Replies: 62
This is the situation.
Views: 3,428
Posted By Waldorf
yeah man soft core porn is real fucking cool you...

yeah man soft core porn is real fucking cool you can like evaluate the serious acting and shit

what the fuck are you on buddy

bro, if you take this dude's advice, which is pretty good advice except...
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 08:51 PM
Replies: 62
This is the situation.
Views: 3,428
Posted By Waldorf
ever seen 'you can't take it with you'? how about...

ever seen 'you can't take it with you'?
how about 'meet john doe'?
how about 'mr. deeds goes to town'?
what about 'the amazing quest of ernest bliss'?
or 'how to steal a million'?
twenty bucks says...
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 08:47 PM
Replies: 62
This is the situation.
Views: 3,428
Posted By Waldorf
http://www.kitten-kaboodle.com/images/KimPossible....

http://www.kitten-kaboodle.com/images/KimPossible.png
What's the sitch?
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 08:27 PM
Replies: 46
It's My 1,300th Post!
Views: 1,199
Posted By Waldorf
oh wait, you're that cute chick right?

oh wait, you're that cute chick right?
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 03:45 PM
Replies: 48
Has it really come to this?
Views: 1,952
Posted By Waldorf
it's social commentary, maaan

it's social commentary, maaan
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 03:44 PM
Replies: 198
worst experience in high school/college?
Views: 8,005
Posted By Waldorf
That's what I was counting on.

That's what I was counting on.
Forum: Politics 01/09/10, 03:28 PM
Replies: 221
These New Naked Body Scan Contraptions They Want in Airports Are Bullshit
Views: 5,797
Posted By Waldorf
you live in florida why would you need to take a...

you live in florida why would you need to take a plane to get to jacksonville

/stupid
Forum: General 01/09/10, 03:26 PM
Replies: 9
The Big Lebowski shakespeare style
Views: 740
Posted By Waldorf
i thought the big lebowski already was a...

i thought the big lebowski already was a shakespearean play
Forum: General 01/09/10, 03:25 PM
Replies: 24
My Brand new cover of "Brothers"
Views: 621
Posted By Waldorf
actually i agree with this

actually i agree with this
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 03:20 PM
Replies: 198
worst experience in high school/college?
Views: 8,005
Posted By Waldorf
wow they'll go for just about anybody...

wow they'll go for just about anybody huh

</heartlesscallousandmean>
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 03:19 PM
Replies: 48
Has it really come to this?
Views: 1,952
Posted By Waldorf
omg u guys don't believe that teenagers can b in...

omg u guys don't believe that teenagers can b in luv omg that is like super discriminatory an racist!!!! i am 14 years old an i have been with my gf 4 three months and i luv her an i cant believe...
Forum: Music 01/09/10, 03:16 PM
Replies: 67
Uplifting songs for a funeral
Views: 3,974
Posted By Waldorf
Celebration by Kool & The Gang

Celebration by Kool & The Gang
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 03:15 PM
Replies: 5,064
3 word story : back with a vengeance!
Views: 94,715
Posted By Waldorf
ew

ew
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 03:14 PM
Replies: 25
Loud, Obnoxious,
Views: 1,007
Posted By Waldorf
Bro, I took that class in grade 8, when I was 13.

Bro, I took that class in grade 8, when I was 13.
Forum: Personal Life 01/09/10, 12:33 PM
Replies: 48
Has it really come to this?
Views: 1,952
Posted By Waldorf
for serious

for serious
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